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Offline Chris_

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Sammy Sosa = Michael Jackson
« on: November 08, 2009, 08:28:01 PM »
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Re: Sammy Sosa = Michael Jackson
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 08:29:50 PM »
I wasn't aware that was a side effect of steroids .  :rotf:

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Re: Sammy Sosa = Michael Jackson
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2009, 08:37:45 PM »
I was gonna post that yesterday, but, it was creeping me out too much.
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Re: Sammy Sosa = Michael Jackson
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 04:33:11 PM »
Guess he gave up tanning beds?
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Re: Sammy Sosa = Michael Jackson
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 12:26:44 AM »
Guess he gave up tanning beds?
Traded them for jacuzzis full of Clorox
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