It should be pointed out that ALL empirical evidence indicates that the Bible was penned, edited, and compiled by men. Any other assertion is entirely based on belief (faith). That is not to say that it is definitively NOT literally written by God, only that there is absolutely no tangible evidence to support that notion. Therein lies the rub when it comes to Biblical debate. There are those who approach any discussion of Biblical scriptures from a faith-based perspective and there are those that approach any such conversation from the perspective of known historical and scientific facts. While the two perspectives need not be mutually exclusive, more often than not, the attitudes of the people engaging in a debate on the subject lend themselves to almost unavoidably engaging in debate from diametrically opposing logic streams.
I don't know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you with your screwed up notion of how to read interpret and perceive the Bible. You remind me of the Pharisees that demanded Jesus perform a miracle on demand to prove he was indeed the Son of God.
Then some of the Pharisees and teachers of the law answered Jesus. They said, "Teacher, we want to see you do a miracle as a sign (proof)." Jesus answered,
"Evil and sinful people are the ones that want to see a miracle for a sign (proof). But no miracle will be given as a sign to those people. The only sign will be the miracle that happened to the prophet Jonah. Jonah was in the stomach of the big fish for three days and three nights. In the same way, the Son of Man will be in the grave three days and three nights." - Matthew 12:38-40
If you're waiting for some kind of empirical evidence or scientific proof...you're setting yourself up for a big BIG disappointment. If you need that to somehow justify your belief in God...then your belief really isn't there in the first place.
That's why it's called faith.
This is perhaps why it is often wisest to avoid encounters of this sort so as to obviate hurt feelings from any vitriol that might develop where it otherwise would not.
This coming from the same person that said:
If you wish to debate the Bible with me, I suggest you show up well-armed because I'm packing.
The only thing you've been "packing" was a bunch of new age crap philosophy that doesn't stand up to close scrutiny.
Can we please agree to disagree and walk away friends rather than pissed off over something neither of us can change?
We were never friends to begin with you arrogant ass.