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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #100 on: June 23, 2013, 01:22:40 PM »
I take it that English is your second language?

Thanks for proving my point.

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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #101 on: June 23, 2013, 01:23:57 PM »
Egad...You mean he's a...socktucker ?

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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #102 on: June 23, 2013, 01:24:24 PM »
Thanks for proving my point.

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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #103 on: June 24, 2013, 09:03:50 PM »
I haven't read all of the posts here so this may have already been mentioned...

There is no doubt that Jesus associated with some serious sinners, but I don't THINK He would have went to a homosexual wedding.

Let's look at His meeting with Zacchaeus.

Zacchaeus was a tax collector. Back then tax collectors had a reputation for being crooked. Despite this, Jesus went to his house; however, Jesus did NOT go out on a collection run with Zacchaeus and participate with his sinning.

If Jesus was invited to a homosexual wedding He would probably talk to the sinners, but I don't think He would go to the wedding which would be participating with (or even celebrating) their sinning.

Oh, and while the Samaritans and Jews may have came from the same tree (so to speak), the Samaritans were a sect of Judaism about as much as Pentecostals are a sect of the Roman Catholics.
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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #104 on: August 23, 2013, 02:12:24 PM »
Do any of you believe the "science" that says people are born that way? (homosexual)

There is no such science.  The matter is infinitely more complex than that.
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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #105 on: October 04, 2013, 08:43:01 PM »
The wine would have been fruitier.
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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #106 on: October 04, 2013, 09:45:24 PM »
The wine would have been fruitier.

That makes sense, since the fruits are whinier.
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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #107 on: October 04, 2013, 09:58:28 PM »
That makes sense, since the fruits are whinier.
The wine would have been fruitier.

Good stuff, guys.

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Re: What Would Jesus Do If Invited to a Gay Wedding?
« Reply #108 on: October 04, 2013, 10:00:52 PM »
You will both be pleased to know that I am also black, in protest of the current administration.

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