LibraSep 23 - Oct 23
The stars want you to get completely out of windows and go back in.
ScorpioOct 24 - Nov 21
You will find the source of your problems exist between the keyboard and the chair.
SagittariusNov 22 - Dec 21
Please wait for the next astrologist to become available. Your horoscope is very important to us.
CapricornDec 22 - Jan 19
If this horoscope doesn't work for you then maybe you should call back during day shift.
AquariusJan 20 - Feb 18
Your horoscope ticket ID is #8675309. We'll get back to you as soon as possible.
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