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Re: Dummy getting Rosetta Stoned
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2010, 12:17:37 PM »
My experience has been that in any foreign country you can get directions to the nearest men's room with the word "piss" and some crude pantomime.

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Re: Dummy getting Rosetta Stoned
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2010, 01:39:40 PM »
Ahh, good times, good times...

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Re: Dummy getting Rosetta Stoned
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2010, 03:22:35 PM »
The Black Angus, oh, wow!

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As memory serves me The Black Angus was straight out the front gate of San Juan Naval Station.  I toured PR on my honeymoon thus I had no need for such services; however, I was acquainted with many who did.  Of course many studs would wander over to Condado to 'pick up nice girls from New York on vacation' (well there were some and maybe a stewardess or two) but most turned out to be uninspected pro's.  The studs were usually the ones who turned up at sick call for bi-cillin.  :thatsright:  It was my understanding that the Angus and Riviera had health inspections. 

Then there was the Wave at Roosy Roads, affectionately known as Typhoid Mary on hospital hill, who was working a dumpster to raise passage money for her 'disabled' hubby.   :popcorn:  She caused untold misery before the operation was uncovered.   


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Re: Dummy getting Rosetta Stoned
« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2010, 04:35:37 AM »
Aren't those the three most important things? :-)

Well, "getting laid" would seem to be pretty important, too.
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Re: Dummy getting Rosetta Stoned
« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2010, 10:12:34 AM »
Hey Jmondue

People in Spain are white and they speak Spanish. Nuff said.

The owners of our Corp. are Mexican, but of Spainish decent, as judged by their skin color and sur-name. Trust me, in Mexico they are NOT treated the same as "Mexicans". They are treated as a higher class.
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