To all the DUmmies looking right now:
Donald Trump is president.
Hillary Clinton is not.
Donald Trump will be president for a minimum of another 1,288 days.
Once re-elected, add another 1,461 days.
Every morning when you wake up, Donald Trump will be president.
Whatever you do, whatever you say, whatever silly protest you come up with, whatever ridiculous conspiracy theory you might conjure up from your septic tank, Donald Trump will still be president.
When you go to sleep, Donald Trump will be president.
Your dreams will be about Hillary being president, or Trump being impeached, or all of conservatism being shipped off to camps and being labeled as unpersons, deplorables, kulaks, etc., but when you wake up the next afternoon after a 7 hour-long bender, Donald Trump will still be president.
All of your theories, stories, fake news, fantasies, and speculations have become a distraction to you. While you continue to find the Russia Connection, Donald Trump is continuing his agenda unabated (save repealing Obamacare, but that's the fault of the republicans in Congress). You will have better luck if you expect someone on the moon to hear you if you yell loud enough.
Whatever drug you take or whatever beverage you drink to make you forget that Donald Trump is president, whatever spells the witches in the darkest corners of DU may cast in their futile attempts to thwart Trump, he will still be president.
And Hillary will not.
The house and senate will remain in Republican hands (unless they royally blow it with Obamacare and tax cuts now).
And finally, all of your shenanigans are getting old and tired and annoying to the vast majority of the American people, and in some cases, other countries that have to deal with it. Venezuela being the prime example of liberalism taken to its logical conclusion. Also Charlie Ward and socialized, government-run health care.
Oh, and I almost forgot: Donald Trump is president. Deal with it. MoveOn.