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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 15, 2017, 08:48:36 AM
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gordianot (12,114 posts)
Recently my wife who is a tour guide called an ambulance for a customer who fell on the sidewalk
She hit her head and had a scrape that was bleeding. Being in her 80s she had fallen previously two weeks ago. The ambulance was called and she was able to set up and was coherent. When the EMTs arrived she knew the drill covering a concussion. Giving her name, DOB, location with some agitation she stated the President of the United States is that asshole Donald Trump, all without being asked. The EMT laughed and stated he never asks who is President in that it distresses people. After release on site and calming down over Trump she was fine for the rest of the trip.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029986061
WTF???
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... with some agitation she stated the President of the United States is that asshole Donald Trump, all without being asked. The EMT laughed and stated he never asks who is President in that it distresses people.
Yeah, he laughed at your wife. But he was a professional and quickly came up with a plausible cover story (unlike CNN's ridiculous fairy tale about Anderson Cooper's Twitter account).
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:bouncingidiot: :bouncingidiot:
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gordianot (12,114 posts)
Recently my wife who is a tour guide called an ambulance for a customer who fell on the sidewalk
She hit her head and had a scrape that was bleeding. Being in her 80s she had fallen previously two weeks ago. The ambulance was called and she was able to set up and was coherent. When the EMTs arrived she knew the drill covering a concussion. Giving her name, DOB, location with some agitation she stated the President of the United States is that asshole Donald Trump, all without being asked. The EMT laughed and stated he never asks who is President in that it distresses people. After release on site and calming down over Trump she was fine for the rest of the trip.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029986061
Oh FFS they are just mailing it in now, no effort at all. Lazy pot heads. :stoner:
0 bongs.
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gordianot (12,114 posts)
Recently my wife who is a tour guide called an ambulance for a customer who fell on the sidewalk
She hit her head and had a scrape that was bleeding. Being in her 80s she had fallen previously two weeks ago. The ambulance was called and she was able to set up and was coherent. When the EMTs arrived she knew the drill covering a concussion. Giving her name, DOB, location with some agitation she stated the President of the United States is that asshole Donald Trump, all without being asked. The EMT laughed and stated he never asks who is President in that it distresses people. After release on site and calming down over Trump she was fine for the rest of the trip.
Only at the dump is some one stupid enough to make up a tale like that, and only at the dump are people not only f**king stupid enough to believe it , but also totally ignorant enough to think it is funny. :loser: :loser:
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she stated the President of the United States is not that asshole that bitch Hillary, Donald Trump is, all without being asked.
FIFY
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this is an old bouncy, the feisty old woman that falls and all - probably never happened here - the old lady supposedly fell two weeks ago (how would they know that?), hits her head and is bleeding, so the tour guide calls 911. The old lady is then able to "set up" and then says all these things, since she's obviously fallen before and "knows the drill".
But there is no way they would release such a person "on site", given her age and the nature of the injury. He is lying again.
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She hit her head...
That explains a lot.
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this is an old bouncy, the feisty old woman that falls and all - probably never happened here - the old lady supposedly fell two weeks ago (how would they know that?), hits her head and is bleeding, so the tour guide calls 911. The old lady is then able to "set up" and then says all these things, since she's obviously fallen before and "knows the drill".
But there is no way they would release such a person "on site", given her age and the nature of the injury. He is lying again.
I thought I had seen it before, names/locations/etc are different of course.
I'm beginning to believe that they actually have stock bouncy stories that all dummies can access in some deep dark corner of the dump.
Change the names/location/circumstance and you got a ready made bouncie!!! Kind of like the stock letter to the editor about raising taxes on cigs/booze/soft drinks, etc and how it is a win-win!
The dummies don't even try anymore.
I miss the old days at the dump when the dummies were dummies, cops jumped out of bushes, and dummies pissed off of balconies and got evicted. :banghead:
I guess the old school dummies set the bar too high.
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I miss the old days at the dump when the dummies were dummies, cops jumped out of bushes, and dummies pissed off of balconies and got evicted. :banghead:
H5 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol:
I pissed out a window once and was to drunk to realize it wasn't open!! :-)