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Title: How to be a responsible citizen in Texas
Post by: 5412 on December 01, 2010, 09:19:36 AM

This is just another great example of a Texan trying to help.   
Gotta love em'!
 
Being a Good Texan
 
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning.  He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. 
 
Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.  If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.  And being a responsible citizen, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
 
It is now 4 PM and the officials still haven't responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

Title: Re: How to be a responsible citizen in Texas
Post by: DefiantSix on December 01, 2010, 12:00:42 PM

 :lmao:

Title: Re: How to be a responsible citizen in Texas
Post by: Odin's Hand on December 01, 2010, 12:04:13 PM

 :-) :-) :-) :-)

But, plug 'em both with a coach gun is the correct answer.

Title: Re: How to be a responsible citizen in Texas
Post by: true_blood on December 01, 2010, 12:25:48 PM

 :rotf: :cheersmate:

Title: Re: How to be a responsible citizen in Texas
Post by: littlelamb on December 06, 2010, 07:47:44 PM

That is great I love it