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The DUmpster / Re: The thing to understand about the National Enquirer...
« Last post by CollectivismMustDie on Today at 09:43:44 AM »"The thing about DUmmies..."
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The DUmpster / Re: The thing to understand about the National Enquirer...
« Last post by DUmpDiver on April 27, 2024, 10:11:08 PM »Quote
Tommy Carcetti (43,172 posts)
The thing to understand about the National Enquirer...
…is you didn’t have to buy it to read it.
You don't have to buy it but you can. You can even subscribe to it. I have.
I worked on a project team once where a bunch of us all pitched in and got a subscription that we had delivered to the office and we'd leave it in the break room for the whole project team to share.
Bat Boy is real!
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The DUmpster / Re: Lost in the breathless reporting
« Last post by DUmpDiver on April 27, 2024, 10:06:00 PM »President Trump is absolutely NOT an "adjudicated" rapist. He was liable for defamation and sexual abuse, not rape and not even criminally. It was a civil case that probably shouldn't even been brought, had the statute of limitations not been expanded by a year just to defame Orange Man Bad.
Perhaps you should get your facts straight before spouting such crud. It doesn't matter to low information voters, such as the denizens of the DUmp and most "mainstream" media outlets.
In case you didn't know, the reason that the TDS-afflicted use the qualifying term "adjudicated" with rapist is because the civil trial jury found Trump not guilty of rape but the judge said he was rapist.
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The DUmpster / Re: The Big Picture is never acknowledged
« Last post by DUmpDiver on April 27, 2024, 09:58:21 PM »Quote
In addition, he was only able to do it because voters in red states believe insane crap on the cover of a tabloid and have no critical thinking skills.
From the party that thinks men can be women if they just try hard enough.
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The DUmpster / Re: DUmmy triggered by witnessing open carry (the horror!!!)
« Last post by SVPete on April 27, 2024, 06:22:31 PM »I'll take "Things That Never Happen" for $800, Alex.
The only time I've heard of this happening is when some perps try to take a cop's sidearm when being arrested.
Normal people realize that what the DUmmie said would be easy would in real life end badly and possibly painfully.
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The DUmpster / Re: I have a (hopefully) quick PayPal fundraiser (He's baaaaack!)
« Last post by FunkyZero on April 27, 2024, 05:13:13 PM »Okay, I have this loser all figured out.
His father probably left his widow, the loser's mother, an estate, if not affluent at least reasonable.
The loser is obviously a mama's boy, especially because of his "handicap."
To prove her love and devotion for the poor child, she entrusted dear Matty-boy with taking care of her money.
Matty-boy squandered it all, possibly thousands of dollars, on computer games and toys.
When the money ran out, instead of chastising him, mama assured him it was okay, in the manner of all mamas with mama's boys.
hehe... he claims he can't work because his hearing is bad... and can't figure out why government won't give him disability SSI or whatever it's called.
I swear, these types work more hours trying to avoid work than they would if they just got a damned job.
He's a f#$%$in' deadbeat, and nothing more.
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The DUmpster / Re: I have a (hopefully) quick PayPal fundraiser (He's baaaaack!)
« Last post by franksolich on April 27, 2024, 04:51:15 PM »Donations (2)
ME
Marc Emory
Yesterday
$100
I see that pretentious "DFW" came through.
Yeah, Marc, the perpetual name-dropper, came through again.
For what he gets for his money, he might as well spend it on some of the famous whores in Hamburg.
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The DUmpster / Re: I have a (hopefully) quick PayPal fundraiser (He's baaaaack!)
« Last post by franksolich on April 27, 2024, 04:37:22 PM »Okay, I have this loser all figured out.
His father probably left his widow, the loser's mother, an estate, if not affluent at least reasonable.
The loser is obviously a mama's boy, especially because of his "handicap."
To prove her love and devotion for the poor child, she entrusted dear Matty-boy with taking care of her money.
Matty-boy squandered it all, possibly thousands of dollars, on computer games and toys.
When the money ran out, instead of chastising him, mama assured him it was okay, in the manner of all mamas with mama's boys.
His father probably left his widow, the loser's mother, an estate, if not affluent at least reasonable.
The loser is obviously a mama's boy, especially because of his "handicap."
To prove her love and devotion for the poor child, she entrusted dear Matty-boy with taking care of her money.
Matty-boy squandered it all, possibly thousands of dollars, on computer games and toys.
When the money ran out, instead of chastising him, mama assured him it was okay, in the manner of all mamas with mama's boys.
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The DUmpster / Re: The Big Picture is never acknowledged
« Last post by Old n Grumpy on April 27, 2024, 04:24:36 PM »It had to be stolen because they told hiliary it was in the bag for her 
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The DUmpster / Re: What does a vehicle flying two flags say about the driver?
« Last post by Crazy Horse on April 27, 2024, 04:16:51 PM »Looks like the DUmmie AllaN01Bear doesn't know what the Bennington flag looks like, hint it's not the Gadsden flag.
Nor the Culpepper flag