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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on September 24, 2021, 07:57:32 AM
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Sugarmaggie (93 posts)
Let's start our own conspiracies
and see if we can make them so crazy sounding yet they would still believe.
Flynn said they were putting vaccines in salad dressing. Maybe this is more believable.
Breaking news…the government is creating vaccine powder that can be disguised in salt and they are sprinkling it on all fast food.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215889443
I am sure we have a list of DUmmie conspiracies' around here somewhere!
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I am sure we have a list of DUmmie conspiracies' around here somewhere!
The DUmp based its creation on the conspiracy theory that Gore actually beat George W. in 2000. Followed less than a year later with 9/11 MIHOP/LIHOP and (Made or Let it Happen on Purpose), and of course the experiment with rabbit cages and cinder blocks to prove that the Twin Towers couldn't melt or whatever the hell that was. Fast forward 16 years later, and Orange Hitler Cheetolini conspired with Russia to steal the 2016 election.
Their entire site is littered with nothing but Penthouse Letters on their fantasies about evil Republicans. 21 years strong and they never give up.
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Sugarmaggie (93 posts)
Let's start our own conspiracies
and see if we can make them so crazy sounding yet they would still believe.
:rotf: LPC noob needs to take a good, long, look around DU if "she" wants to find :stoner: -grade loads of "crazy" "conspiracies"! :rotf:
Us'ns, OTOH, have years of picking apart and debunking DU- :bouncy: s, so we aren't all that susceptible to crazy conspiracies.
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Other conspiracy theories DU has crapped out over the years that I can think of just off the top of my head:
1. All their countless threads dealing with chemtrails.
2. On one occasion when Randi Rhodes appeared covered in bruises, the DUmmies claimed that it MUST have been mean old conservatives attacking her to try and silence her! Then, of course, it came out that she just fell over while drunk.
3. Schools only have PDA bans as part of the Right's diabolical plot to persecute gays.
4. A (Thankfully) unsuccessful attempted arson attack at Sarah Palin's church when there were women and children present was orchestrated by Palin.
5. Chipotle a few years ago experiencing a serious e. Coli outbreak and being exposed as having multiple serious health code violations at many of their locations was all part of an evil plot by "Big Food" to discredit a chain that successfully sold health food.
6. Al Franken being exposed as having sexually harassed women was all a big conspiracy by the Right to slander and discredit him, even after Franken personally confessed to it.
7. Illegal immigrant kids being put in detention facilities is part of an insidious plot by "Fundies" to force the children to convert to Christianity, with the supposed "Proof" of this being that some of those kids are taken from the facilities and put in faith- based foster homes.
8. Trump is in bed with the Mafia.
9. Of course, all the innumerable times that the DUmmies have claimed that all the violent extremists on their side (Especially at Occupy/ Antifa riots) MUST really be "Agent provocateur" plants by the cops to make the leftists' movements look bad.
If I can think of any more, I'll list them.
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One of the funniest conspiracy theories from the DUmp has to be that they believe conservative hackers took their site down when it was really just Skinner shutting it down to avoid embarrassment and likely visits from the secret service.
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Lihop
Mihop
Karl Rove
Russia gate
Pee tapes
Roger Stone
Teh jooooooos
Election 2000
Election 2004
Mid term election 2010
Election 2016
Bush wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence will put gays in concentration camps
Cohen was in Prague
Help me out here, people.
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Other conspiracy theories DU has crapped out over the years that I can think of just off the top of my head:
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8. Trump is in bed with the Mafia.
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DU could have a commemorative CT Garden just for Trump-based CTs.
Looking further back, did DUpipo-of-old fall for the Bush-is-off-the-wagon shtick? The Bush-did-cocaine shtick?
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Let me guess: This poster also thinks dems are too nice to republicans, and republicans get away with all sorts of crap while democrats refuse to fight back.
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Lihop
Mihop
Karl Rove
Russia gate
Pee tapes
Roger Stone
Teh jooooooos
Election 2000
Election 2004
Mid term election 2010
Election 2016
Bush wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence will put gays in concentration camps
Cohen was in Prague
Help me out here, people.
It is mining for gold just trying to recall all of their madness.
Mittens Romney was going to ban all birth control was one that was just downright ridiculous.
Probably dozens of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
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It is mining for gold just trying to recall all of their madness.
Mittens Romney was going to ban all birth control was one that was just downright ridiculous.
Probably dozens of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
Just in the last few days, they've claimed republicans are trying to get COVID to sabotage the Biden administration.
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Lihop
Mihop
Karl Rove
Russia gate
Pee tapes
Roger Stone
Teh jooooooos
Election 2000
Election 2004
Mid term election 2010
Election 2016
Bush wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence will put gays in concentration camps
Cohen was in Prague
Help me out here, people.
Quid pro quo
Kids in cages
1/6 Insurrection
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Suckers & Losers
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Lihop
Mihop
Karl Rove
Russia gate
Pee tapes
Roger Stone
Teh jooooooos
Election 2000
Election 2004
Mid term election 2010
Election 2016
Bush wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence wants wars to usher in Revelations
Pence will put gays in concentration camps
Cohen was in Prague
Help me out here, people.
President Trump is putting kids in cages.
The World Trade Center is made of chicken wire and cinder blocks.
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President Trump is putting kids in cages.
The World Trade Center is made of chicken wire and cinder blocks.
Trump (and Bush, too?) did Nazi salutes.
The "OK" sign is actually a "White Power" sign.
Covington High School.
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Bodies in the trees in Texas
Mini nukes took down the WTC
Bohemian Grove human sacrifices
Etc etc etc
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Governor Jeb Bush hiding dead bodies in ice trucks in the aftermath of a hurricane.
An oldie but a goodie.
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Covid patients are taking up all of the beds and gunshot victims are being made to wait in long lines outside of the ER.
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We need a sticky for this list.
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I forgot one: The claims about the agents/officers arresting people during the riots last year, Trump's "secret police", and other such nonsense.
And with Kyle Rittenhouse's trial approaching, I feel it's appropriate to mention one of the biggest whoppers the left has told about a private individual recently, which was that he is a mass murderer and just randomly opened fire on protestors.
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Bohemian Grove human sacrifices
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Skull & Bones
DeSantis faking Covid data.
Has, "Hands up, don't shoot," been mentioned yet?
Were CT- and fake-news-based DU threads magically deleted, how much of DU outside of food forums would still exist?
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Were CT- and fake-news-based DU threads magically deleted, how much of DU outside of food forums would still exist?
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I'll put on my asbestos underwear for the incoming "Bitch-Slaps":
Well, if truth be told, If the "The DUmpster" (695658 Posts) forum were eliminated how much of Conservative Cave would exist outside "The Lounge" (163015 Posts)?
OK, I get it, it's a fun hobby bashing them but their importance in the scheme of things is marginal and our Republic is under serious assault on numerous real world fronts.
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The goobermint has come up with a serum powder that turns lgbtxyz people straight!! :-)
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No BSes from me, od2.
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The goobermint has come up with a serum powder that turns lgbtxyz people straight!! :-)
I think they prefer GBLT
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OMG, I forgot: Trump told people to drink Clorox.
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OMG, I forgot: Trump told people to drink Clorox.
I think it was drink fish tank cleaner (or otherwise ingest an uncontrolled quantity of HCQ) and inject bleach.
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Biden stating that you cannot get Covid if you are vaccinated.
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Well, there you have it. Dems have told more lies than we can actually remember individually.
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Well, there you have it. Dems have told more lies than we can actually remember individually.
:hi5: No kidding!