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Title: Maine police on lookout for wild turkey after home invasion
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 22, 2018, 02:01:06 PM
You have to go to the link to see the pictures of the bird in the home.

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Maine police on lookout for wild turkey after home invasion

By Callie Ferguson, BDN Staff • March 22, 2018 9:48 am
Updated: March 22, 2018 2:16 pm

A wild turkey broke into a Kennebunk home through a window on Wednesday, prompting a call to the cops.

“This morning, officers responded to a suspicious incident in town,” the department wrote on its Facebook page, where they attached photos of a turkey that had “forcibly entered the house” through a bedroom window.

In the next paragraph, the bird is misidentified as a female turkey (the word 'her' is used to describe it, even with a beard about 6 inches long).  You have to go to the link to see the pictures.

https://bangordailynews.com/2018/03/22/news/york/maine-police-on-lookout-for-turkey-after-home-invasion/
Title: Re: Maine police on lookout for wild turkey after home invasion
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 24, 2018, 07:59:46 AM


In the next paragraph, the bird is misidentified as a female turkey (the word 'her' is used to describe it, even with a beard about 6 inches long).  You have to go to the link to see the pictures.

Its a trans turkey...please use it's preferred pronoun. and its a MISS chicken if you please.
Now if you excuse me, I will stomp off and pretend to be offended.