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Title: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on October 28, 2012, 04:32:41 PM
The Chili of Manliness
(Big Dog's All-purpose Crock-pot Chili)

Ingredients:
1 lb dry pinto beans
1 yellow onion
2 large (28 oz) cans diced or crushed tomatoes
32 oz V-8 juice
1 bunch fresh cilantro
1 tbsp minced garlic (or 6 cloves, minced)
1-2 tbsp Chipotle chili powder
1-2 tbsp cumin
1/2 cup salt- to soak beans
2 tsp salt (I like the taste of sea salt)
1 tsp black pepper (I grind mine fresh, but you don't have to)

Meat (Cook specifically for the chili, or use leftovers from another Manliness meal):
2 lb of any one or more-

Cooking instructions:

1. Rinse pinto beans. In crock pot, place beans and 1/2 cup salt. Add water to fill crock pot 3/4 full. Cover and set aside for 24 hours. After 24 hours, drain and rinse. Return beans to the pot.

2. Dice onion. Add to pot.

3. Rinse cilantro under cold water. Cut leafy ends from the stems, dice and add to pot.

4. Cut meat into small pieces. Add to pot.

5. Add garlic, salt, chili powder, cumin, and black pepper to pot.

6. Add canned tomatoes to pot.

7. Add V-8 juice to pot. Stir.

8. Set crock-pot on "high", cover, and cook for 8 hours. Stir every 2 hours.

Serve with shredded sharp or extra-sharp Cheddar cheese, tortillas or tortilla chips, and cold beer.

Leftovers will taste better the second day!

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 28, 2012, 04:42:19 PM
The Chili of Manliness
(Big Dog's All-purpose Crock-pot Chili)

Ingredients:
1 lb dry pinto beans
1 yellow onion
2 large (28 oz) cans diced or crushed tomatoes
32 oz V-8 juice
1 bunch fresh cilantro
1 tbsp minced garlic (or 6 cloves, minced)
1-2 tbsp Chipotle chili powder
1-2 tbsp cumin
1/2 cup salt- to soak beans
2 tsp salt (I like the taste of sea salt)
1 tsp black pepper (I grind mine fresh, but you don't have to)

Meat (Cook specifically for the chili, or use leftovers from another Manliness meal):
2 lb of any one or more-
    Cooked ground beef
    Smoked beef brisket
    Smoked sausage
    Summer sausage
    Smoked pork
    Smoked turkey
    Roast beef
    Roast pork
    Leftover Thanksgiving turkey

Cooking instructions:

1. Rinse pinto beans. In crock pot, place beans and 1/2 cup salt. Add water to fill crock pot 3/4 full. Cover and set aside for 24 hours. After 24 hours, drain and rinse. Return beans to the pot.

2. Dice onion. Add to pot.

3. Rinse cilantro under cold water. Cut leafy ends from the stems, dice and add to pot.

4. Cut meat into small pieces. Add to pot.

5. Add garlic, salt, chili powder, cumin, and black pepper to pot.

6. Add canned tomatoes to pot.

7. Add V-8 juice to pot. Stir.

8. Set crock-pot on "high", cover, and cook for 8 hours. Stir every 2 hours.

Serve with shredded sharp or extra-sharp Cheddar cheese, tortillas or tortilla chips, and cold beer.

Leftovers will taste better the second day!



Will this put hair on my chest?!!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on October 28, 2012, 04:51:25 PM
Will this put hair on my chest?!!!

Yes, but not your own hair!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 28, 2012, 04:54:47 PM
Yes, but not your own hair!
oooooooh I see!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 28, 2012, 04:56:14 PM
Talk about insecurity...
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 28, 2012, 09:54:08 PM
chili ain't chili if it's got beans in it.

Tomatoes too, for that matter.

Just sayin'.....
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 28, 2012, 09:58:40 PM
chili ain't chili if it's got beans in it.

Tomatoes too, for that matter.

Just sayin'.....
I thpought chilli was supposed to have at least kidney beans!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on October 28, 2012, 10:01:06 PM
chili ain't chili if it's got beans in it.

Tomatoes too, for that matter.

Just sayin'.....

Opinions vary.

It would never fly at a CASI cookoff, but it has served me well.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 28, 2012, 10:06:36 PM
I thpought chilli was supposed to have at least kidney beans!!

Those who taught me about chili say otherwise.

No beans. No tomatoes.

Just meat (usually chunks of chuck, not ground beef) and chili (I prepare fresh poblanos and jalapenos by searing the skin off over an open flame, then dice the rest - go easy on the membrane and seeds depending on who else is eating it) and spices. Some onions and garlic if I'm feeling adventuresome. Yeah, I know a lot of people put beans in their chili. And tomatoes.

But it ain't what I learned.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 28, 2012, 10:11:56 PM
Those who taught me about chili say otherwise.

No beans. No tomatoes.

Just meat (usually chunks of chuck, not ground beef) and chili (I prepare fresh poblanos and jalapenos by searing the skin off over an open flame, then dice the rest - go easy on the membrane and seeds depending on who else is eating it) and spices. Some onions and garlic if I'm feeling adventuresome. Yeah, I know a lot of people put beans in their chili. And tomatoes.

But it ain't what I learned.
This. Your chili needs to make hair spontaneously sprout all over your body. And make your eyes well up.

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: thundley4 on October 28, 2012, 10:22:34 PM
That Wolf Brand chili that's made in Texas has beans.
(http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT524785S.jpg)



 :whistling:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 28, 2012, 10:48:27 PM
(http://wolfbrandchili.com/images/products/no-beans-large.png)

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 28, 2012, 10:50:19 PM
(http://wolfbrandchili.com/images/products/no-beans-large.png)


I have never seen that up in our stores before...
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 28, 2012, 10:52:36 PM
I have never seen that up in our stores before...
It's only for us, who know Chili doesn't have beans.

The rest we feed to you Yankees....and our dogs.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 28, 2012, 10:56:03 PM
It's only for us, who know Chili doesn't have beans.

The rest we feed to you Yankees....and our dogs.
For the last frackin time, i am not a yankee, but a New Englander!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: thundley4 on October 28, 2012, 11:02:44 PM
It's only for us, who know Chili doesn't have beans.

The rest we feed to you Yankees....and our dogs.

Both styles are available here.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 29, 2012, 12:22:24 AM
For the last frackin time, i am not a yankee, but a New Englander!!

In Texas, if your license plate doesn't look like this:

(https://www.texasobserver.org/media/k2/items/cache/fd9f41322c09abd569999f0d3de74dac_XL.jpg)

Or this

(http://discoverspringtexas.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/176/files/2008/09/my_texas_license_plate.jpg)

Or some variant, more than likely you're a Yankee.

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on October 29, 2012, 05:12:07 AM
In Texas, if your license plate doesn't look like this:

(https://www.texasobserver.org/media/k2/items/cache/fd9f41322c09abd569999f0d3de74dac_XL.jpg)

Or this

(http://discoverspringtexas.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/176/files/2008/09/my_texas_license_plate.jpg)

Or some variant, more than likely you're a Yankee.



Saw some of these the last time I was in El Paso:

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1351/5116997925_fea287f495.jpg)

Yanquis?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: catsmtrods on October 29, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
You don't cook the dry beans first? Dry beans won't cook in tomatoes, this I have learned.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 29, 2012, 07:42:05 AM
You don't cook the dry beans first? Dry beans won't cook in tomatoes, this I have learned.
you soak the dry pinto beans in the crockpot for 24 hours before you add anything, or are you talking about the salt to soak beans. That I have no idea what those are or if available. Will have to look in McKinnons or Trader Joe's.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: IassaFTots on October 29, 2012, 09:11:17 AM
Oh my stinking heck!!!!  TWO chili threads?  I can't believe it. How freaking awesome is this!!!!


 :rofl:

No beans in chili.  No tomatoes either. 
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on October 29, 2012, 09:32:24 AM
Oh my stinking heck!!!!  TWO chili threads?  I can't believe it. How freaking awesome is this!!!!


 :rofl:

No beans in chili.  No tomatoes either. 
So how do you make your chili??
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Jasonw560 on October 29, 2012, 09:33:20 AM
Saw some of these the last time I was in El Paso:

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1351/5116997925_fea287f495.jpg)

Yanquis?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I said more than likely.

If it was from Tamaulipas or somewhere else near the border, then it would be Yanquis del norte de Mexico.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2012, 11:11:36 AM
For the last frackin time, i am not a yankee, but a New Englander!!

If you stem from north of the Mason-Dixon Line, you're a Yankee.

It's a rule. Go look it up.  :-)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2012, 11:15:19 AM
you soak the dry pinto beans in the crockpot for 24 hours before you add anything, or are you talking about the salt to soak beans. That I have no idea what those are or if available. Will have to look in McKinnons or Trader Joe's.

Soaking beans doesn't take 24 hours. And I've never salted beans while they're soaking. The time is variable, though obviously, the longer you soak them the less time you need to cook them.

The one thing you absolutely want to do with beans before you wash/soak/cook them is SORT them. You can find little pebbles in those puppies and you don't want to chomp down on one of those and break off the $800 crown you just ponied up at your dentist's office.

Beans do NOT belong in real chili. Again.

Neither do tomatoes. Again.

Tots has it - of course, she's a Texas transplant.

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: CactusCarlos on October 29, 2012, 11:19:49 AM
For the last frackin time, i am not a yankee, but a New Englander!!

The map says different!  :-)

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3510/3277164181_7ea2e22707_b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: IassaFTots on October 29, 2012, 11:28:16 AM
Soaking beans doesn't take 24 hours. And I've never salted beans while they're soaking. The time is variable, though obviously, the longer you soak them the less time you need to cook them.

The one thing you absolutely want to do with beans before you wash/soak/cook them is SORT them. You can find little pebbles in those puppies and you don't want to chomp down on one of those and break off the $800 crown you just ponied up at your dentist's office.

Beans do NOT belong in real chili. Again.

Neither do tomatoes. Again.

Tots has it - of course, she's a Texas transplant.



Oddest thing, I learned this from my Dad, who was born and raised in PA.  He was a TRUE Chili afficianado.   :-)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2012, 11:38:14 AM
The map says different!  :-)
It only feels that big when you're driving.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2012, 11:39:35 AM
Oddest thing, I learned this from my Dad, who was born and raised in PA.  He was a TRUE Chili afficianado.   :-)
The last time my mom made chili, she cooked it for all of an hour. :whatever:

Yes, it was bad and yes, it had beans in it.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: ColonelCarrots on October 29, 2012, 01:38:52 PM
I put massive amounts of love when I make chili.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2012, 01:45:29 PM
I put massive amounts of love when I make chili.

Just don't leave it dangle for too long - capsaicin burns.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Wineslob on October 29, 2012, 02:29:46 PM
So how do you make your chili??


Katsup
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on October 29, 2012, 02:31:03 PM
I use adobo sauce and spices.  It's like ketchup but it's different from the regular vinegar-based stuff.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Karin on October 29, 2012, 03:44:44 PM
I don't understand the no tomatoes rule.  What do you end up with, meat floating in a watery broth?  It sounds like a clear soup, not chili. 
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: debk on October 29, 2012, 03:47:44 PM
I confess to using tomatoes. I used undrained canned petite dice and Rotel - both original and hot. But it cooks for so long, they pretty much disintegrate.

Never ever put beans in chili.

Or anything else for that matter. Beans are nasty - except for green beans that don't really count. Beans moush funny in your mouth. Yuk!!!  :puke:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2012, 04:00:49 PM
I don't understand the no tomatoes rule.  What do you end up with, meat floating in a watery broth?  It sounds like a clear soup, not chili. 

No. The meat is braised in a very small amount of liquid - I use beef stock - until it's tender. You should wind up with something that looks like the photo at the link:

http://www.southernliving.com/food/whats-for-supper/make-batch-texas-chili-00400000007603/
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on October 29, 2012, 04:05:04 PM
I'm not sure where I heard this or where I read it, but the whole reason beans were added to real chili dishes was the cost - beans are a source of cheap protein. Beans will stretch that chili dollar all the way to next week.

Meh. If I want beans, I'll eat straight Mex.

BTW - Beano works. Trust me. Take two of those puppies and the gut-blasting incident rate of flatulence is cut down to a manageable level.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Karin on November 01, 2012, 03:03:19 PM
Look, I don't mean to be a PITA, but Eupher, the recipe you linked to has these ingredients:

Quote
4 pounds boneless chuck roast, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
2 tablespoons chili powder
2 (6-ounce) cans tomato paste
1 (32-ounce) container beef broth
2 (8-ounce) cans tomato sauce
2 teaspoons granulated garlic
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon ground cumin
 1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground red pepper

How do you get it rich and thick?  With no tomato ingredients, it sounds like watery beef soup with a kick to it. 

I think the recipe above has too much tomato paste.  A little of that goes a long way. 
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on November 01, 2012, 04:27:45 PM
Look, I don't mean to be a PITA, but Eupher, the recipe you linked to has these ingredients:

How do you get it rich and thick?  With no tomato ingredients, it sounds like watery beef soup with a kick to it. 

I think the recipe above has too much tomato paste.  A little of that goes a long way. 

The link I provided was just an example of what chili should LOOK LIKE. I didn't endorse the recipe.

Again, there is no need for any thickening agent if the beef is:

1.  In large enough chunks to begin with.
2.  Simmered to both concentrate the broth (don't use too much to begin with - just barely enough to cover the meat) and tenderize the beef.

With the beef and the scorched/skin burned off the chilis, along with onions and garlic and spices, and not too much beef stock to begin with, you'll wind up with a thick, rich, meat stew. Nothing watery or soupy about it.

I hope that helps.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: rich_t on November 01, 2012, 06:09:29 PM
What?

No ghost peppers?  I thought this was supposed to be a manly chili.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: rich_t on November 01, 2012, 06:12:46 PM
chili ain't chili if it's got beans in it.

Tomatoes too, for that matter.

Just sayin'.....

Don't they still hang you in Texas if you put beans in chili?
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 01, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
Those who taught me about chili say otherwise.

No beans. No tomatoes.

Just meat (usually chunks of chuck, not ground beef) and chili (I prepare fresh poblanos and jalapenos by searing the skin off over an open flame, then dice the rest - go easy on the membrane and seeds depending on who else is eating it) and spices. Some onions and garlic if I'm feeling adventuresome. Yeah, I know a lot of people put beans in their chili. And tomatoes.

But it ain't what I learned.

In 1519, Fernando Cortez' expedition to Mexico (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32474/32474-h/32474-h.htm) found Indians who were cooking chili con carne: tomatoes, chilis, and salt. These Indians intended to add the Conquistadors to the pot- not cubes of beef! (see chapter 83 at the link)

Beans in chili (http://www.prismnet.com/~wallen/chili/antique.html) have been good enough for the US Army since 1917.

If you come to my house, you'll get beans and tomatoes in your chili. If you don't like 'em, pick 'em out.

 :nunchuck:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: CactusCarlos on November 01, 2012, 08:29:48 PM
Beans are nasty - except for green beans that don't really count. Beans moush funny in your mouth. Yuk!!!  :puke:

(http://raisedonaroux.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/RedBeansandRice.jpg)

Disparage beans - one more time.

 :p
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: rich_t on November 01, 2012, 08:34:05 PM
(http://raisedonaroux.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/RedBeansandRice.jpg)

Disparage beans - one more time.

 :p

Is that rice? 

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: IassaFTots on November 01, 2012, 08:41:02 PM
Looks like my red beans and rice.  Which is awesome, BTW, but it ain't chili.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on November 01, 2012, 08:49:27 PM
In 1519, Fernando Cortez' expedition to Mexico (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/32474/32474-h/32474-h.htm) found Indians who were cooking chili con carne: tomatoes, chilis, and salt. These Indians intended to add the Conquistadors to the pot- not cubes of beef! (chapter 83)

Beans in chili (http://www.prismnet.com/~wallen/chili/antique.html) have been good enough for the US Army since 1917.

If you come to my house, you'll get beans and tomatoes in your chili. If you don't like 'em, pick 'em out.

 :nunchuck:

If I come to your house, why not filet? Nothing but the best for your guests, right?  :tongue:

Cortez croaked of pleurisy, likely brought on by those damned beans you keep trumpeting.

By the way, I like beans. They're cheap. Which is why the U.S. Army likes 'em too. They simply don't belong in chili. Pure and simple.

I take my filet a nice medium rare, btw. Wrapped in bacon is a nice touch.  :-)

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 01, 2012, 08:57:22 PM
If I come to your house, why not filet? Nothing but the best for your guests, right?  :tongue:

The answer to that is easy, my friend. The Chili of Manliness is the best, and I only serve the best to my guests!

Quote
I take my filet a nice medium rare, btw. Wrapped in bacon is a nice touch.  :-)

You and me both. The commissary had T-bones for $2.75 a pound. I'm gonna wrap one in bacon and make a T-mignon!



Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: CactusCarlos on November 01, 2012, 09:01:38 PM
Looks like my red beans and rice.  Which is awesome, BTW, but it ain't chili.

Let's talk beans here! (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80293.new.html#new)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on November 01, 2012, 09:02:17 PM
The answer to that is easy, my friend. The Chili of Manliness is the best, and I only serve the best to my guests!

Point of order, Mr. Chairman. The "Chili of Manliness" (your term) is, by definition, a stttrrrettttcccccchhhhhed dish. Gotta stretch it to make it work for a houseful of football watchers. Even T-bones for $2.75 only go so far when you've got football going on.

Besides, the beans help with the farting contests during halftime.

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 01, 2012, 09:10:19 PM
Point of order, Mr. Chairman. The "Chili of Manliness" (your term) is, by definition, a stttrrrettttcccccchhhhhed dish.

I call it the Chili of Manliness because I first posted the recipe at the Art of Manliness website.

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Even T-bones for $2.75 only go so far when you've got football going on.

I bought one T-bone, for me. It will be my solitary pleasure.

Quote
Besides, the beans help with the farting contests during halftime.

Hat tip to Mel Brooks!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMibdeOZ3_s[/youtube]
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on November 01, 2012, 09:20:33 PM
I call it the Chili of Manliness because I first posted the recipe at the Art of Manliness website.

Real chili men don't need no damned recipe. It's simple - meat, chilis, spices, a bit of stock. Oh, and onions, to help counteract yesterday's farts.

Quote
I bought one T-bone, for me. It will be my solitary pleasure.

That's no way to treat your guests!  :bird:

Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 01, 2012, 09:28:08 PM
Real chili men don't need no damned recipe. It's simple - meat, chilis, spices, a bit of stock. Oh, and onions, to help counteract yesterday's farts.

I do it as a public service for future Men of Greatness. There is a whole younger generation who need our wisdom and guidance.

Quote
That's no way to treat your guests!  :bird:

Those who salute with one finger don't get invited over, so one T-bone will be enough!

 :-)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 01, 2012, 10:27:28 PM
Well, I for one cant wait to try it. beans or no beans!!..so there :tongue:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on November 01, 2012, 10:37:42 PM
Suckup.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 01, 2012, 10:45:26 PM
Suckup.
hey better a suck uo than a sucker!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: debk on November 02, 2012, 04:07:07 AM
That stuff in the bowl with the beans....

 :puke: :bolt:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: njpines on November 02, 2012, 01:07:38 PM
You and me both. The commissary had T-bones for $2.75 a pound. I'm gonna wrap one in bacon and make a T-mignon!


Dang, that's a GREAT price!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on November 02, 2012, 01:10:29 PM
Dang, that's a GREAT price!!
That's practically free.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Thor on November 03, 2012, 04:18:58 PM
It's only for us, who know Chili doesn't have beans.

The rest we feed to you Yankees....and our dogs.

:II:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: docstew on November 04, 2012, 06:23:16 PM
The map says different!  :-)

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3510/3277164181_7ea2e22707_b.jpg)

(http://alaska.org/bigalaska/images/Alaska-Texas.jpg)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: CactusCarlos on November 04, 2012, 07:37:36 PM
(http://alaska.org/bigalaska/images/Alaska-Texas.jpg)

 :bird:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: marv on November 04, 2012, 09:49:48 PM
I'm a fan of Texas -- on Saturday afternoons......(http://www.conservativecave.com/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Jasonw560 on November 04, 2012, 10:51:03 PM
(http://alaska.org/bigalaska/images/Alaska-Texas.jpg)


yeah, but wait until it melts.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: cattlebaron on November 05, 2012, 02:29:39 AM
Whatever my wife cooks me is a manly meal.  Chili included.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 03:11:50 PM
HOLY MOTHER FLETCHER!! This chili is hot!!!(spicey) . I can feel the hair follicles forming!!  I :bow: to your awesome cookiness!! :yum:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: thundley4 on November 08, 2012, 03:16:50 PM
HOLY MOTHER FLETCHER!! This chili is hot!!!(spicey) . I can feel the hair follicles forming!!  I :bow: to your awesome cookiness!! :yum:

  :panic:  Oh wait, i read that as testicles forming.  Never mind, carry on. :rofl:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on November 08, 2012, 03:18:05 PM
Half a tablespoon of chili powder?  That's "hot"?
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 03:25:13 PM
Half a tablespoon of chili powder?  That's "hot"?
Chipotle Chilli is hotter than regular chili pepper sonny!!!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on November 08, 2012, 03:29:16 PM
Chipotles are smoked jalapeno peppers.  I use them in my own chili.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on November 08, 2012, 04:09:39 PM
Chipotle Chilli is hotter than regular chili pepper sonny!!!!

No they ain't.

You'd better read up on Scoville units, hon.

That stuff will set you free.  :hyper:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 04:25:26 PM
No they ain't.

You'd better read up on Scoville units, hon.

That stuff will set you free.  :hyper:
OK, But this chili is tres awesome!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2012, 06:12:07 PM
OK, But this chili is tres awesome!!

I'm glad you like it. Now get out there and invite some nice fireman over for dinner!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 09:44:03 PM
well I hope he has a long hose!!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on November 08, 2012, 09:50:39 PM
well I hope he has a long hose!!!
It's not length that matter -- it's girth.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 09:53:20 PM
It's not length that matter -- it's girth.
Whats the point of a short thick dick, if it has  no lenngth?
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on November 08, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
Whats the point of a short thick dick, if it has  no lenngth?
The depth of the average cervix is five inches. :-)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2012, 10:08:55 PM
well I hope he has a long hose!!!

You're just gonna have to take care of that part yourself. Go down to the fire station, bat your eyes, and ask, "Do any of you nice men have enough hose to do the job?"

(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/2233aa75e39e499c83978d91db4111ba/l.jpg)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 10:15:56 PM
You're just gonna have to take care of that part yourself. Go down to the fire station, bat your eyes, and ask, "Do any of you nice men have enough hose to do the job?"

(http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/2233aa75e39e499c83978d91db4111ba/l.jpg)
I will take the guy in front, cus the one in back is a woman...
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2012, 10:18:05 PM
I will take the guy in front, cus the one in back is a woman...

She's just holding his hose for him.  :-)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on November 08, 2012, 10:56:33 PM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc224/feetys/sexy/thfirefightersrsohot1.jpg)
This is a fireman!!
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Thor on November 08, 2012, 11:20:47 PM
(http://alaska.org/bigalaska/images/Alaska-Texas.jpg)


 :bird:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Big Dog on November 08, 2012, 11:22:41 PM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc224/feetys/sexy/thfirefightersrsohot1.jpg)
This is a fireman!!

I said, you were going to have to find them yourself!  :-)
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Thor on November 08, 2012, 11:25:41 PM
HOLY MOTHER FLETCHER!! This chili is hot!!!(spicey) . I can feel the hair follicles forming!!  I :bow: to your awesome cookiness!! :yum:

I use anywhere from 1/2 cup of chili powder to a cup of  chili powder, depending on the size of the pot I'm fixin'. That doesn't count the cayenne & red peppers I add to it. If I'm making it for me or any other Texan, I don't use beans. If Yankees are present, I'll throw in some beans just to appease their  tastelessness. They don't know any different, anyways. Bless their little hearts.......
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on November 09, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
I use anywhere from 1/2 cup of chili powder to a cup of  chili powder, depending on the size of the pot I'm fixin'. That doesn't count the cayenne & red peppers I add to it. If I'm making it for me or any other Texan, I don't use beans. If Yankees are present, I'll throw in some beans just to appease their  tastelessness. They don't know any different, anyways. Bless their little hearts.......

Uh...Thor?

I'm a Yankee, but I've gone on record more than once in saying NO BEANS IN CHILI. So when you've got me over for supper, don't do the bean thing. This Yankee don't play that shit.  :coffee:

Careful where you're channeling your loathing of Yankees.  :nunchuck:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: debk on November 09, 2012, 02:18:10 PM
Uh...Thor?

I'm a Yankee, but I've gone on record more than once in saying NO BEANS IN CHILI. So when you've got me over for supper, don't do the bean thing. This Yankee don't play that shit.  :coffee:

Careful where you're channeling your loathing of Yankees.  :nunchuck:

 :exactly:

I'd be having a little pile of beans next to my bowl if you put beans in the chili.

Or dumping them into YOUR bowl, Darling Thor.   :tongue:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Thor on November 10, 2012, 04:02:28 PM
Uh...Thor?

I'm a Yankee, but I've gone on record more than once in saying NO BEANS IN CHILI. So when you've got me over for supper, don't do the bean thing. This Yankee don't play that shit.  :coffee:

Careful where you're channeling your loathing of Yankees.  :nunchuck:

:exactly:

I'd be having a little pile of beans next to my bowl if you put beans in the chili.

Or dumping them into YOUR bowl, Darling Thor.   :tongue:

There ARE always exceptions to the rule.......  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Wineslob on November 15, 2012, 01:59:40 PM
The depth of the average cervix is five inches. :-)

Yes, yes it is.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: debk on November 15, 2012, 04:28:31 PM
 :huh?:

chili.

beans.

this is a cooking thread.

it's heading toward the short bus. 

 :chairshot:



Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: IassaFTots on November 15, 2012, 09:58:29 PM
:huh?:

chili.

beans.

this is a cooking thread.

it's heading toward the short bus. 

 :chairshot:







Sweets, I think once we start talking about cervix'es, we have missed the ding dang bus. 
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: docstew on November 16, 2012, 09:27:57 PM
:huh?:

chili.

beans.

this is a cooking thread.

it's heading toward the short bus. 

 :chairshot:





It's about CHILI w/ BEANS. It's not a cooking thread, it's a fiction thread...
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: IassaFTots on November 17, 2012, 07:42:59 AM
It's about CHILI w/ BEANS. It's not a cooking thread, it's a fiction thread...

HA!  HI5!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: debk on November 17, 2012, 11:53:46 AM
It's about CHILI w/ BEANS. It's not a cooking thread, it's a fiction thread...

you have a point.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 17, 2012, 04:08:41 PM
(http://wolfbrandchili.com/images/products/no-beans-large.png)



Recently tried that chili, wasn't terribly impressed. 
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Thor on November 25, 2012, 05:05:38 PM
I haven't found ANY brand of canned Chili that's anything better than mediocre.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Karin on January 30, 2013, 10:39:55 AM
Remember the Cincinnati Chili fight we had a while ago?  Can't find the thread, but look what I found on the Failblog!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6997590272/h3557FBBD/)


Barf.   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Eupher on January 30, 2013, 10:46:28 AM
That is just plain flat disgusting.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Chris_ on January 30, 2013, 11:05:28 AM
Chili... looks the same coming out as it does going in.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: seahorse513 on January 30, 2013, 11:06:24 AM
That is just plain flat disgusting.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... :puke:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: IassaFTots on January 30, 2013, 11:43:26 AM
Chili... looks the same coming out as it does going in.

Dude.  You spend way too much time looking at your poo.
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: ColonelCarrots on January 30, 2013, 01:51:34 PM
What do you expect from a box?
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: Wineslob on January 31, 2013, 01:49:15 PM
Remember the Cincinnati Chili fight we had a while ago?  Can't find the thread, but look what I found on the Failblog!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6997590272/h3557FBBD/)


Barf.   :rofl:


Damn dog's got worms again...............
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: CG6468 on January 31, 2013, 02:36:29 PM
Gawd almighty!  :runaway:   :puke:
Title: Re: The Chili of Manliness
Post by: RobJohnson on February 25, 2013, 01:14:31 AM
The History of Chili (http://www.chilicookoff.com/History/History_of_Chili.asp)

I mentioned this in another thread. Our town is having a chili cook off to raise funds for a local "Say No to Abuse" charity, our local Hospice and others. Years ago the International Chili Association was involved in these cook offs years ago in my town, and now they have been brought back in. They will also be having a large classic car show. The weather should be in the low to mid 70's.

Our town should have a very good turn out, and a lot of money should be raised.

You simply buy tickets to taste the chili then cast your vote for your favorites.

Private individuals, restaurants and businesses participate in the cook off. This includes the lady that took over Art Bell's radio station. She does a lot for this community.