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Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« on: October 13, 2008, 08:36:08 PM »
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After tommorow, I will be gone........ 
Folks, I am headed out. Sold all my stuff and getting outta Dodge. Bought a motorcycle, a new camera and am off to see the good ol US of A. Won't be posting here much, no laptop so my computer use will be limited to libraries on the road.

My only plan is to make the Obama inauguration. I am thinking of riding the CA coast to LA then taking the southern route to New Orleans. Hit the grand canyon, Taos, Santa Fe, Austin. I ahve some relatives in South carolina nd Georgia and might like to try to make NYC and Vermont sometime.....

I just cannot deal with my parents any more, Death threats, spying, fliers about what an asshole I am, accusations of theft etc. I just have to go. My Mom won't control my dad and nobody else will either. I can't take the abuse and hate to see my Mom take it.

So I am out. One thing I would like to do is meet some of you all. So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me or might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me and lt me know your contact info.

If you have any must sees on the way let me know. Cool places to stay, hostels, places I can work for a day or two etc.....

Anyways folks, it has been a pleasure being here. It has been fun, full of shits and giggles, and I hope I did not piss too many of you off.

PEACE OUT< and OBAMA forever
Bennyboy.


You could fit Anna Kerenina in there if you read between the lines of this post.  :whatever:

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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 08:20 PM
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8. Yeah that is what I am trying to do..... 
 To show the beautiful people that live here in the US. To show the sights and the kindness that I am going to need to survive. I have faith in merica and it's people, but sitting here on the computer I am not getting that much. All I am seeing lately is the worst part of the american experience and people.(except for DU and other leftie liberal commie sites) So it is time for me to see things I haven't seen and meet people I haven't met yet.

Fortunately I am a huge guy, so I have never felt afraid in any city in the US, people are pretty much afraid to mess with me so that is a plus.

And then PHISH tour busts out in March and that will be some fun I haven't had in a four years so that will be something to do and some income.

BTW< go to Sirius and listen to the Dead for Obama show right now....

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 08:39:10 PM »
Death threats????  WTF?

I am sure that he will be back inside of a week when he has to sleep in the cold outdoors for the first time.

They are so cute when they pretend to be gown up.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 08:40:35 PM »
He's going to ride a motorcycle to DC in the middle of winter? 

Good luck with that.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 08:44:14 PM »
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Death threats????  WTF?

I am sure that he will be back inside of a week when he has to sleep in the cold outdoors for the first time.

They are so cute when they pretend to be gown up.


DAD: Would you take a shower and clean up this ****ing basement before I kill you!!!

Benny: MOM! He's into my personal space and trying to kill me with his negativity again!!
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2008, 08:58:02 PM »
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Sold all my stuff
OK, so, giving the benefit of the doubt, at this point DUmmy BennyBoy has net worth of around $100.

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Bought a motorcycle, a new camera

Now he's way, way, way in the red. But of course these went on a credit card belonging to his abusive dad.

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CA coast to LA then taking the southern route to New Orleans. Hit the grand canyon, Taos, Santa Fe, Austin. I ahve some relatives in South carolina nd Georgia and might like to try to make NYC and Vermont sometime.....
Right. Three thousand miles or so, on a bike, with no money, until he reaches relatives he hopes to sponge off. Then up the east coast, in the winter, on a bike, with no money.

The last sane people to successfully cross the continent with this little planning were, I believe, named Lewis and Clark.

They didn't have a bike, but they had lots of money and supplies.

DUmmy BennyBoy will be back in the basement bedroom before Halloween.






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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2008, 10:36:07 PM »
^^^Well, the last insane party to try it was the Donner party.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2008, 10:54:47 PM »
Well, I live in Austin so maybe I could PM him and make sure he stops here on his way to DC in January on a motorcycle. 

We could invite him over for dinner and make sure that Fox News is playing on all the TVs, we could have Sarah Palin and John McCain posters all around, and Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity playing on the radio. 

He'd probably never leave. 

My husband and I were going to offer up our house for the nutroots that were here for the nutroots convention earlier this summer.  We were going to provide the same entertainment for them, too.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2008, 10:58:14 PM »
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2008, 12:08:08 AM »
Whats really ****ed up is this:

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43. Wow my son did that about a year ago... 
 Hopped a train and took off and landed in St Pete. He had friends there and now he has good job there and is pretty happy.


He's whining about living with Mom and dad and he has a full grown son and if you look at his avatar pic he's probably in his 50's.  :-)
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2008, 06:25:08 AM »
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2008, 06:54:29 AM »
BennyBoy says, "I ahve some relatives in South carolina nd Georgia ..."

I have relatives in Ca. and I live in S.C.. ....OH SHIT!....I'm moving just to be on the safe side.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2008, 07:12:42 AM »
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Whats really ****ed up is this:
 

He's whining about living with Mom and dad and he has a full grown son and if you look at his avatar pic he's probably in his 50's.  :-)

Uh Asdf? I think his avatar pic is actually Jerry Garcia!  :lmao:...But he probably looks similar! :-)
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2008, 07:14:17 AM »
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Whats really ****ed up is this:
 

He's whining about living with Mom and dad and he has a full grown son and if you look at his avatar pic he's probably in his 50's.  :-)


Oh My God.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2008, 07:20:32 AM »
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2008, 08:16:24 AM »
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25. Buy a pair of high-quality, wind-resistant gloves. Then...
   
Edited on Mon Oct-13-08 09:46 PM by Zenlitened
... buy a second, water-proof pair!

Seriously, if your gloves get soaked just once and you don't have a way to dry them properly, the rest of the trip will be miserable.

:hi:

P.S. Newspapers make good emergency "longjohns" in a pinch. Early mornings in the Arizona-New Mexico desert are awfully cold when on two wheels!
   

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39. Good idea. Gloves are something    Updated at 8:43 PM
   
I have not given much thought to...I got some ski gloves but I am guessing they will only be partially suitable. Thanks for the tip...

Sounds like BennyBoy just bought his first moped and now dreams of going coast to coast, wild and free.  :hyper:

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41. Thanks for the thread....   Updated at 8:43 PM
   
It is a mid 80's Honda 550 shaft drive with low miles. Not the cruiser, but for the money I got it will have to do.

I used to ride a lot back in the day but not for along time. i ahve a few local things to do so I will be able to get my feet wet (I hope my feet don't get wet!) before I take off to see the good ol USA.

And yeah I can do some maintenance. The bike is good shpae so I hope I am okay. Got the AAA card if not.


Good luck with that BennyBoy.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2008, 08:22:00 AM »
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So I am out. One thing I would like to do is meet some of you all. So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me or might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me and lt me know your contact info.

It'd be nice to shoot some truth serum into this kook in order to find out just how few, if any, offer him any assistance.  He doesn't realize he just asked a few thousand primitives to not be selfish.  He'll realize it soon enough.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2008, 08:25:59 AM »
From someone who does a lot of long distance riding on two wheels ...... I can tell you that Bennyboy has no clue what it is about to do.

I wish it luck and that it Rides Safe.

Bennyboy (or any lurkers that wish to pass this on to it)

Ride hard, Die Saved!

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2008, 08:35:29 AM »
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Hit the grand canyon, Taos, Santa Fe

On a motorcycle.  In November/December.

Gawd, what a ****in retard.  Here's hoping God adds some chlorine to the gene pool.

That'll last up until he hits about the 6000 foot level on I-40 going towards Flagstaff.

I'll call the AHP and let them know to wait around Pine Springs with a truck and a spatula.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2008, 09:00:20 AM »
Something tells me that AAA card is something his folks bought. And he doesn't want to get his feet wet? I got my feet wet just walking through the grass this morning. This fella is going ot have a tough trip. Even travel in a car can be miserable at times, but you deal with it to enjoy the ride. This should be interesting.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2008, 09:16:24 AM »
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So I am out. One thing I would like to do is meet some of you all. So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me or might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me and lt me know your contact info.

Translation.... Please send me money so I don't really have to work.  I will stay in your basement but only for a month or two.  I am a stalker, so make sure to include pictures.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2008, 09:22:56 AM »
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Something tells me that AAA card is something his folks bought. And he doesn't want to get his feet wet? I got my feet wet just walking through the grass this morning. This fella is going ot have a tough trip. Even travel in a car can be miserable at times, but you deal with it to enjoy the ride. This should be interesting.

Hmmmm...driving a bike in December in Taos and Santa Fe.  Does he realize that Santa Fe sits at over 7000'?  Does he realize how cold it gets there?  Is he familiar with how wind chill works?  Even as we speak it's not even 40 degrees there.  Oh, I can't wait to see if this guy posts again, crying, bitching, and moaning as he runs home to momma.

Though to be fair, I did like Santa Fe once you ignore all the liberals.  GREAT food.  Blue corn tortilla enchiladas....mmmmmmmm.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2008, 09:26:42 AM »
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On a motorcycle.  In November/December.

Gawd, what a ****in retard.  Here's hoping God adds some chlorine to the gene pool.

That'll last up until he hits about the 6000 foot level on I-40 going towards Flagstaff.

I'll call the AHP and let them know to wait around Pine Springs with a truck and a spatula.

This was the FIRST thing to cross my mind!  I left San Diego on a motorcycle bound for Crane, Missouri in October of 1983.  I took I-10 to Phoenix then I-17 to Flagstaff to get on I-40.  It wasn't too bad from San Diego to Pheonix .... It wasn't too bad when I left Phoenix ..... As I got closer to Flagstaff OH BOY!  I didn't have any money so I stopped and bought a pair of (don't tell anyone this or I will hunt you down) pantyhose to wear under my jeans.  It helped quite a bit (and made me feel just a little bit sexy   :-))

As soon as I read what DUmbass wrote it brought this trip back to me and that was only in October.  I didn't stay to the north like DUmbass is suggesting.  I wish it luck and a safe ride but .... damn what an idiot.

$100 says it changes its plans along the way.

hehe  Kind of reminds me of that scene in DUmb and DUmber when they pull into Colorado on the mini-bike with frozen snot and piss hangin' off them.

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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2008, 09:36:06 AM »
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Hmmmm...driving a bike in December in Taos and Santa Fe.  Does he realize that Santa Fe sits at over 7000'?  Does he realize how cold it gets there?  Is he familiar with how wind chill works?  Even as we speak it's not even 40 degrees there.  Oh, I can't wait to see if this guy posts again, crying, bitching, and moaning as he runs home to momma.

Though to be fair, I did like Santa Fe once you ignore all the liberals.  GREAT food.  Blue corn tortilla enchiladas....mmmmmmmm.

Yep! Lived out in Phoenix area for many years. While a lovely, but maybe crisp, ride at times over the next few months, it will be downright chilly at night and in the morning. Hell, there was even a bit of snow on the Estrella mountain a year or two I lived there. It gets colder the further north one goes.

Those enchiladas sound awesome. Given it's cooling down here, I may have to root out my enchilada recipe now that you mention it.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2008, 10:05:41 AM »
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It'd be nice to shoot some truth serum into this kook in order to find out just how few, if any, offer him any assistance.  He doesn't realize he just asked a few thousand primitives to not be selfish.  He'll realize it soon enough.

One of his many problems will be that most, if not all, the offers of lodging, food, etc., will be bogus.

He has no idea how large the mole population is.

Nothing like scooting 100 miles, in cold weather, to look up a non-existent address.

Eventually BennyBoy will probably outlive his parents, and move upstairs.

In DUmmyland, that's upward mobility.
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Re: Enormous Primitive BennyBoy Leaves Mommy And Daddy To Become Homeless Bum
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2008, 10:16:05 AM »
He needs to take the high pass, not the low, from Santa Fe to Taos. Much more scenic...or dangerous...either way.
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