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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 20, 2008, 01:53:50 PM

Title: My Own Gas Station Bouncy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 20, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
So, I was on the way home from drill last night when I pulled in for gas and a death dog w/ jalapenos. I'm still in my ACU's.

I pay for my gas and am eating my dog while pumping my gas. The next pump over a gentleman asks if I have some money for him to buy gas (figgurz!). I respond, truthfully, that I don't use cash, just the (debit) card. He says, "thanks any way."

As he's waiting for his next prospect he says he hopes I don't have to go back to Iraq. I mention casually that I haven't been yet and he re-affirms that he hopes I never have to go at all.

I reply that it's a great way to escape the wife and kids.

Apparently the joke sailed over his head because he let it go.

I then mention, truthfully, that our unit was asking for volunteers to deploy in March and they got more than they needed.

He seems mystified by this revelation and comments that Iraq isn't so bad now that things have quieted down. It must of been quite a dilemma to have to choose between acknowledging that troops volunteer to go and that Iraq is stabilizing.

But he reiterates that war is bad and nobody should have to go.

I agree with him, war is bad and the people we're fightig will never stop making war and even Iraqis want to live in peace instead of watching their families get blown-up in marketplaces.

"The people we're fighting are savages and they won't stop. They aren't like you and I."

I finish pumping my gas and he once again laments the horrors of war as I wish him good luck and leave.
Title: Re: My Own Gas Station Bouncy
Post by: djones520 on October 20, 2008, 01:58:10 PM
Make sure you watch DU for some story about how a man was trying to get gas, but some blood hungry soldier came up to him, and accosted him about joining the military, and how he couldn't wait to get back to Iraq to kill some more babies.
Title: Re: My Own Gas Station Bouncy
Post by: Texacon on October 20, 2008, 01:59:11 PM
You were probably most likely talking to a bonafide war hero who was simply too modest to mention he had earned 3 MOH's in Iraq just yesterday.

He was baiting you in so's he could tell ya the story then you would go to the ATM and make good on what he is still owed.

 :whatever:

KC
Title: Re: My Own Gas Station Bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 20, 2008, 02:12:13 PM
Mmmmm, Roller Dawgs for supper on the way home from drill.  That's some goooooood eatin'!

 :cheersmate:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: My Own Gas Station Bouncy
Post by: TheSarge on October 20, 2008, 02:32:53 PM
That reminds me...I've got an old 5 fingers of death MRE in the wall locker.