Its a hard life. I love Shellfish but I'm taught its bad by the Jewish side. I also love smoking cigars and I'm told its bad by the Baptists.
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I wanna tell you people it's a nat'ral fact
Ev'ry man don't understand the Bible alike
And that's all, I tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Well, the denominations have no right to fight
You know, they ought to go on and treat each other right
And that's all, I tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Well, the primitive Baptists they believe
That you can't get to heaven 'less you wash your feet
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Now, it’s hard to find a Presbyterian on his knees
He’s too busy dotting Is and crossing all his Ts
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Now, the Nazarenes tell you drinkin is a crime,
But I know a Nazarene who turned water into wine
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Now, the Unitarian, you know he’s cuttin it close,
You can say that he believes in one God at the most
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Now, the Frisbyterian, they’re walkin round with a frown
‘cause the soul’s on the roof and they can’t get it down
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Now, Clinton was a Baptist, Bush a Methodist,
But they both need JESUS more than any politics
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's allWell, you can go to your college, you can go to your school
But if you ain't got Jesus, you'se (you are) an educated fool
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
It's right to stand together, wrong to stand apart
When none will enter heaven but the pure at heart
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I'll tell you that's all Well, the African Methodists, they believe the same
'Cause they know demonination ain't a thing but a name
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
I tell you that's all
Well, people that jump from church to church
You can bet their conversion don't amount too much
And that's all, I'll tell you that's all
'Cause you better have Jesus
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