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Title: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: USA4ME on January 21, 2009, 01:25:54 PM
Quote from:
Husb2Sparkly
 
Dear Republican Obstructionists .......

Go ahead. Keep it up. Ignore your new president. Make it partisan.

Don't roll your eyes at me, you little ****! You know GODAMNED WELL this is partisan bullshit. You could give two shits about who donates to the foundation or who fudges their taxes.

The country is IN NO MOOD for your partisan grandstanding. People are nervous and they want things done and done NOW. Not next week. NOW.

You are grandstanding yourselves into irrelevance. You're already lower than whale shit in the public's eye. You're ****ing with a guy who has approvals nearly in the 80s. What's **your** approval rating?

So go ahead .... keep ****ing with us.

Morons.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4880247

 :rotf: :rotf:


Yeah, we're irrelevant, but you've got to notice that we exist and warn us not to mess with you.

 :rotf: :rotf:

Oh man, the things they dream up in order to believe their own reality.

.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 01:29:44 PM
All that profanity yet his threats still don't scare me. I'm generally not a big fan of violence, but is Husb's case, I think I could make an exception.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 01:31:31 PM
Dear cat-poop-scraper.

Paypack is a bitch.

chimpyc*kesn*rter is not my pResident.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2009, 01:32:20 PM
All that profanity yet his threats still don't scare me. I'm generally not a big fan of violence, but is Husb's case, I think I could make an exception.

Not being the better human being that you are Tantal, I AM a fan of violence, and would love an opportunity to fit DUmmies into my schedule.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2009, 01:35:48 PM
Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive apparently doesn't know mathematics.

Republicans are in the minority in Congress, meaning.....there's more Democrats than Republicans.

If something doesn't get done, one blames the party that has the majority in Congress.

For Republicans to obstruct--which I surely hope they do, early and often--Republicans have to encourage some Democrats to join them.  Otherwise, Republicans can't obstruct.

Maybe all of this is too complex for the sparkling husband primitive to understand.

I'm sure some here might recall that very close vote in the U.S. Senate some years ago, on the Balanced Budget amendment to the Constitution; it failed by one vote.

It failed because U.S. Senator Mark Hatfield (R-Oregon) voted against it.

Now, was that the fault of the Democrat U.S. Senators, in the minority in the Senate, or was that the fault of the Republican U.S. Senators, in the majority in the Senate?

I think most would agree it was the fault of the Republicans, for not keeping one of their own in line.

What's the IQ (intelligence quotient) of the sparkling husband primitive anyway?

The sparkling husband primitive usually offers reasonably good advice in the "do-it-yourself" forum on Skins's island, but now one's starting to suspect the sparkling husband primitive's wife dictates the instructions to him, and the sparkling husband primitive posts them.

I'm starting to think the sparkling husband primitive needs arrows pointing to where he's supposed to set his ass, when he has to use the commode in the basement.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 21, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
That scratching sound you're hearing is from all of the "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism" bumper stickers coming off of the DUmmies' cars.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 01:40:01 PM
Not being the better human being that you are Tantal, I AM a fan of violence, and would love an opportunity to fit DUmmies into my schedule.
I said I wasn't a big fan......I didn't say that I was completely OPPOSED to it. :hammer:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Hey Husbs,guess what....when you renounce what Teddy did and said about Robert Bork twenty years ago and offer a public apology then I will think about listening.

Until then kiss my hairy white ass.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: jukin on January 21, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
Dissent and obstruction is patriotic...right...RIGHT?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: crockspot on January 21, 2009, 02:43:22 PM
Hey sparkly, bite me, you Obama bin Cokespoon dick smoker.

Skinnypants, Pimples, and the Obamabrats can bite me too.

If he keeps dragging tax fraudsters and embezzlers into his cabinet, he can expect even worse treatment.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2009, 02:53:05 PM
The dumbass sparkling husband primitive conveniently for him forgets one other detail.

Barack Hussein 0bama is the president.

The president of the United States of America.

Barack Hussein 0bama is not just the president of the primitives.

He's the president of the United States of America.

One recalls the bonfire started by the 0bamaite cali primitive a couple of weeks ago, when she reminded the other primitives that they're the employers, they're the bosses, of Barack Hussein 0bama.

Which is true.....but so also are decent and civilized people his employer, his boss.

Barack Hussein 0bama has not 5,500 employers, the primitives, but 305,000,000 employers.

And if some of his employers don't like what he's doing, or find his work unsatisfactory, they have the right to say so, the right to suggest, the right to guide him in directions they feel more reasonable.

**** you, sparkling husband primitive.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2009, 04:05:58 PM
Not being the better human being that you are Tantal, I AM a fan of violence, and would love an opportunity to fit DUmmies into my schedule.

I'm with you.  The fun I could have with a 31-oz, 34-in baseball bat . . .
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 21, 2009, 04:11:07 PM
The Irrelevant: Keeping You from Doing what You Want to Do since...yesterday
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
I'm with you.  The fun I could have with a 31-oz, 34-in baseball bat . . .
Which is slightly more dangerous than one of your rusted-out leverguns. :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2009, 04:13:36 PM
Which is slightly more dangerous than one of your rusted-out leverguns. :tongue: :fuelfire:

That levergun did right fine this deer season . . .  :tongue:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 04:16:00 PM
That levergun did right fine this deer season . . .  :tongue:
Deer, much like the French, don't fight back...they only run. Hell, I coulda done just as much damage to the deer with the bat if I could catch the damned thing. :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: lars1701c on January 21, 2009, 04:29:55 PM
Obstructionism is bad NOW  :rotf:


Is it me or is the hypocrisy getting bad over at DU?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 04:30:43 PM
oh gads,

I read that subject line as:  SPANKING husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism...

Now that places a whole new visual in my head with the term "spanking" and "obstructionism" and "primitive husband"  and suddenly I am not so surprised at the shrill nature of his post....
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: lars1701c on January 21, 2009, 04:32:40 PM
oh gads,

I read that subject line as:  SPANKING husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism...

Now that places a whole new visual in my head with the term "spanking" and "obstructionism" and "primitive husband"  and suddenly I am not so surprised at the shrill nature of his post....


Ya but I like how you put spanking in BOLD, you silly goose  :naughty:  :-) :cheersmate:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Chris_ on January 21, 2009, 04:33:00 PM
oh gads,

I read that subject line as:  SPANKING husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism...

Now that places a whole new visual in my head with the term "spanking" and "obstructionism" and "primitive husband"  and suddenly I am not so surprised at the shrill nature of his post....

IN SPITE of that sickening mental image you just transferred into my head, I thought that was worth a Hi5.

Now I'm going to pour bleach on my mind's eye.  Excuse me please.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2009, 04:33:09 PM
Which is slightly more dangerous than one of your rusted-out leverguns. :tongue: :fuelfire:

Hey,I gots one of them old leverguns too.

They are cool. :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 04:34:34 PM
IN SPITE of that sickening mental image you just transferred into my head, I thought that was worth a Hi5.

Now I'm going to pour bleach on my mind's eye.  Excuse me please.

 :rotf:

Biz bleach is safe with colors.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 04:38:25 PM
:rotf:

Biz bleach is safe with colors.


Oh...we HAD to go racist! I suppose you wash your colored clothes last, too!  :lmao:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 04:50:53 PM

Oh...we HAD to go racist! I suppose you wash your colored clothes last, too!  :lmao:

That was SOOOO unintended!   :lmao:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 04:55:00 PM
That was SOOOO unintended!   :lmao:

You seperate your colored clothes from your whites too, don't you.

dammfreepers.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 04:59:54 PM
You seperate your colored clothes from your whites too, don't you.

dammfreepers.

I do...it cuts down on bleeding. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 05:06:53 PM
I do...it cuts down on bleeding. 

Are you implying your colored cloths would hurt your white clothes? On purpose?

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tess on January 21, 2009, 05:07:40 PM
Are you implying your colored cloths would hurt your white clothes? On purpose?



no just being around them...I don't want anything to "rub off"

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2009, 05:12:18 PM
no just being around them...I don't want anything to "rub off"



now you are calling your coloreds 'dirty'?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Tantal on January 21, 2009, 06:05:51 PM
Hey,I gots one of them old leverguns too.

They are cool. :-)
I've got one too. An old Marlin 336C in .30-30; however, it's a "tool", not a "weapon". A "weapon" is either semi-auto or full-auto.

Besides, I'm just bustin' 'Saint's balls for living in a gutless state that won't allow him to have anything cool.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2009, 06:10:33 PM
I've got one too. An old Marlin 336C in .30-30; however, it's a "tool", not a "weapon". A "weapon" is either semi-auto or full-auto.

Besides, I'm just bustin' 'Saint's balls for living in a gutless state that won't allow him to have anything cool.

Check out the Gun Porn thread....I found one that is okay for this state.
At least from everything I read.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Chris on January 22, 2009, 12:15:49 AM
Oh noes, a stern talking-to from Stinky.  :rotf:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: RobJohnson on January 22, 2009, 01:23:48 AM
Deer, much like the French, don't fight back...they only run. Hell, I coulda done just as much damage to the deer with the bat if I could catch the damned thing. :-)

[youtube=425,350]nLtlHTAhUdY[/youtube]
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on January 22, 2009, 01:49:46 AM
Hey sparkly, bite me, you Obama bin Cokespoon dick smoker.

Skinnypants, Pimples, and the Obamabrats can bite me too.

If he keeps dragging tax fraudsters and embezzlers into his cabinet, he can expect even worse treatment.

 :evillaugh:


HA! Love it!

Sorry, DUmbasses.. payback is a bitch.  :redbird:

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: ReardenSteel on January 22, 2009, 12:05:14 PM
That scratching sound you're hearing is from all of the "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism" bumper stickers coming off of the DUmmies' cars.

 :bird:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,16756.0.html

I stole that first!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: crockspot on January 22, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
I've got one too. An old Marlin 336C in .30-30; however, it's a "tool", not a "weapon". A "weapon" is either semi-auto or full-auto.

Besides, I'm just bustin' 'Saint's balls for living in a gutless state that won't allow him to have anything cool.

I've got a Savage 99 in .300 Savage, rotary magazine. It was given to a family member many years back by a friend, and that family member left it for me when they passed, so there is no paperwork connecting it to me. That makes it both a tool AND a weapon.  :evillaugh: (BTW, I have a Remington model 11 shotgun with a low four digit serial number that came to me from the same source.)
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive disapproves of obstructionism........ now
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 22, 2009, 08:25:00 PM
They just contradict themselves so easily and don't even notice.