When I was in 9th grade our church sponsored a Vietnamese family. Wife had been a French teacher, so I got to practice my high school French with her. I vaguely remember the family, as they came to our house a few times. VERY nice, polite people. I've no doubt most of them still are, those who did not succumb to the welfare system in this country. As for this DO person, I agree with laughingman, just off yourselves and leave everyone else the **** alone!
I'd add a couple more requirements -
1. Build your own coffin.
2. Dig your own hole.
3. Get dressed in the clothes you'll be buried in.
4. Write your little suicide note.
5. Off yourself while dressed in your coffin clothes and while lying in the coffin.
This way, the only things that have to be done are to close the lid, throw your ass in the hole, and pile dirt on top. We can get a couple homeless guys to do that shit for just a few bucks.
No marker, of course. Wouldn't wanna sully up the place with your name.