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(For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« on: July 24, 2008, 04:28:26 PM »
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Aussie rabbit saves family from fire
2:42PM Thursday July 24, 2008

A pet rabbit is being credited for saving the lives of a couple after fire swept through their home this morning.

Firemen say the husband returned to his home in Macleod, Melbourne, from night shift this morning only to hear the family pet, named "Rabbit", scratching at the bedroom door 30 minutes later.

He discovered a fire in the back room and smoke spreading quickly through the house.

"The rabbit saved the couple from injury," Metropolitan Fire Brigade commander Mick Swift said.



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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 04:35:55 PM »
Rabbits are working on a PR campaign right now.  Soon you'll see them kissing babies in the streets.  :-)
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 04:45:24 PM »
See the rabbit stayed and helped save the couple.................the evil ****ing bird just flew away only thinking of itself
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 06:03:11 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on July 24, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
Rabbits are working on a PR campaign right now.  Soon you'll see them kissing babies in the streets.  :-)

Of course, what the rabbit didn't tell you is that it started the fire to begin with.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 06:21:05 PM »
Quote from: EastFacingNorth on July 24, 2008, 06:03:11 PM
Quote from: djones520 on July 24, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
Rabbits are working on a PR campaign right now.  Soon you'll see them kissing babies in the streets.  :-)

Of course, what the rabbit didn't tell you is that it started the fire to begin with.

OH! It was a democrat rabbit then.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 06:31:56 PM »
In memory of the EVIL Estelle Getty:

Rose: "We had Rusty for years - he was part of our family..."

Dorothy:  "Oh God!  Not the Rusty story again!"

Rose: "And the that terrible night when our house caught on fire.  Rusty dragged us all to safety - and then he went back in.  I mean, he was a beagle for God's sake.  What made him think he could carry a television?"

Sophia:  "I hate her."
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 07:12:32 PM »
Let's see a bird do some shit like this.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 07:40:12 PM »
The rabbit started the fire to save the people to make himself look like a hero. The rabbit was practicing arson, so he can go around kill ptarmigans when his calling comes from the Easter Bunny.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 07:41:01 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on July 24, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
Rabbits are working on a PR campaign right now.  Soon you'll see them kissing babies in the streets.  :-)

All the babies when they grow will be humiliated to see themselves being kissed by sodomite bunnies.
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2008, 07:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 24, 2008, 07:12:32 PM
Let's see a bird do some shit like this.

If a ptarmigan is very protective of its babies, than it can save people's lives.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 08:02:02 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 24, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
Quote from: Rebel on July 24, 2008, 07:12:32 PM
Let's see a bird do some shit like this.

If a ptarmigan is very protective of its babies, than it can save people's lives.

Oh, I have no doubt they can save lives. Say, if I'm starving to death, and a few walk towards me, and I have a shotgun, man, that meat would save my life.  :-)
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 10:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 24, 2008, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 24, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
Quote from: Rebel on July 24, 2008, 07:12:32 PM
Let's see a bird do some shit like this.

If a ptarmigan is very protective of its babies, than it can save people's lives.

Oh, I have no doubt they can save lives. Say, if I'm starving to death, and a few walk towards me, and I have a shotgun, man, that meat would save my life.  :-)

Fowl is tasty, easy to clean, and easy to cook.  :-)
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 10:43:24 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on July 24, 2008, 04:45:24 PM
See the rabbit stayed and helped save the couple.................the evil ******* bird just flew away only thinking of itself

Well, well. I have news for you. God still hates sodomite bunnies. They are damned to Hell.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2008, 11:43:49 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 24, 2008, 10:04:13 PM

Fowl is tasty, easy to clean, and easy to cook.  :-)
So is rabbit, and rabbits, unlike birds, have four legs, and rarely shit on statuary.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008, 03:27:47 PM »
I'm in favor of rabbit stew,slow cooked.
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2008, 03:43:31 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 24, 2008, 10:43:24 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on July 24, 2008, 04:45:24 PM
See the rabbit stayed and helped save the couple.................the evil ******* bird just flew away only thinking of itself

Well, well. I have news for you. God still hates sodomite bunnies. They are damned to Hell.

But, doesn't Genesis say something about God loving all His creatures, declaring them good?  (I don't want to be anywhere near you in any sort of meet-up. :tongue: )  That would include bunnies, and yes, even ptarmigans.  (Hard to believe, I know . . . )

Just for the record, my cat Oreo would kill both in a second.  She'd bring both back to me as an offering, with the thought, "See what I can do for you?"  And I'd praise Oreo the Ferocious to the world, and keep her well-supplied with anti-hairball treats.  Though, Oreo wouldn't need hairball treats if she ate a ptarmigan . . .  :-) :tongue:
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2008, 06:06:16 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 25, 2008, 03:43:31 PM

But, doesn't Genesis say something about God loving all His creatures, declaring them good?  (I don't want to be anywhere near you in any sort of meet-up. :tongue: )  That would include bunnies, and yes, even ptarmigans.  (Hard to believe, I know . . . )

Just for the record, my cat Oreo would kill both in a second.  She'd bring both back to me as an offering, with the thought, "See what I can do for you?"  And I'd praise Oreo the Ferocious to the world, and keep her well-supplied with anti-hairball treats.  Though, Oreo wouldn't need hairball treats if she ate a ptarmigan . . .  :-) :tongue:

In Leviticus, it says that God hates bunny rabbits and love ptarmigans. Also, Sodom and Gomorrah were rabbit towns and God got mad at them. 
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Re: (For Ptarmy) Pet Rabbit is a Lifesaver!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 07:28:09 PM »
Quote from: BTaylor on July 25, 2008, 03:27:47 PM
I'm in favor of rabbit stew,slow cooked.



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« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2008, 11:53:11 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 25, 2008, 06:06:16 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 25, 2008, 03:43:31 PM

But, doesn't Genesis say something about God loving all His creatures, declaring them good?  (I don't want to be anywhere near you in any sort of meet-up. :tongue: )  That would include bunnies, and yes, even ptarmigans.  (Hard to believe, I know . . . )

Just for the record, my cat Oreo would kill both in a second.  She'd bring both back to me as an offering, with the thought, "See what I can do for you?"  And I'd praise Oreo the Ferocious to the world, and keep her well-supplied with anti-hairball treats.  Though, Oreo wouldn't need hairball treats if she ate a ptarmigan . . .  :-) :tongue:

In Leviticus, it says that God hates bunny rabbits and love ptarmigans. Also, Sodom and Gomorrah were rabbit towns and God got mad at them. 

Chapter and verse?  :tongue:  :rulez:
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