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Title: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:29:43 PM
Bobo is her own group; she is the Voice of all poor people in America. :p

I did not add entries for straight, white males, or Christians, or conservatives in general, since those groups are rather non-existent over at DU.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: FreeBorn on June 21, 2011, 04:32:35 PM
I voted "criminals" because it serves as a general catch-all that pretty much blankets the entire DUmp.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:34:07 PM
I voted "criminals" because it serves as a general catch-all that pretty much blankets the entire DUmp.  :fuelfire:

Good one! :cheersmate:

BTW, vote in my poll, and in a blatant attempt to garner responses I shall reciprocate with a HI5.

Amended to say, I shall hand out HI5's to people responding in the body of this thread.  Otherwise, I don't know who answered. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2011, 04:34:44 PM
It certainly can't be African Americans because the DUmp is about 98% white.  If not more.

And I picked the gay crowd.  They are certainly the biggest whiners.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2011, 04:36:33 PM
It has to be the LBGTQSM LS/MFT weirdos. I don't know if they're more vociferous, but their high-pitched squeals are impossible to ignore.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2011, 04:36:45 PM
It certainly can't be African Americans because the DUmp is about 98% white.  If not more.

Uh huh.

If I recall correctly, the last time my fellow alum Skins polled the primitives as to race, the percentage of primitives of European derivation matched what is considered the optimal body-temperature.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:39:16 PM
It certainly can't be African Americans because the DUmp is about 98% white.  If not more.

Strangely enough, Mr. Wiggum, I do believe alot of them consider themselves more expert on the subject of black people than most black people.  We already know they think African Americans like Condi and Justice Thomas are "out of touch".
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: IassaFTots on June 21, 2011, 04:39:43 PM
I voted Bobo, because I am inspired by her "Power of One."  I don't know anyone else who can turn a thread on the most benign topic into a war about her plight.  
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: thundley4 on June 21, 2011, 04:40:24 PM
I went with criminals, because most of them claim to be unfairly convicted/charged or harassed about something.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:40:29 PM
Uh huh.

If I recall correctly, the last time my fellow alum Skins polled the primitives as to race, the percentage of primitives of European derivation matched what is considered the optimal body-temperature.

Well, thank goodness for that, sir, because were the primitives' IQs a reflection of their body temperature, they'd all be six fee under. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:40:56 PM
It has to be the LBGTQSM LS/MFT weirdos. I don't know if they're more vociferous, but their high-pitched squeals are impossible to ignore.

They got my vote as well, sir.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2011, 04:42:23 PM
I voted Bobo, because I am inspired by her "Power of One."  I don't know anyone else who can turn a thread on the most benign topic into a war about her plight.  

I'm not sure that "inspired" is the right word, but I understand your vote.  :-)

However, I figured I couldn't vote for her since even some of the DUmmies make fun of the Buick and her saga.  You can't make fun of the gays at the DUmp and get away with it.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:42:39 PM
I voted Bobo, because I am inspired by her "Power of One."  I don't know anyone else who can turn a thread on the most benign topic into a war about her plight.  

Now, I think you are selling yourself short, madam!  I'm sure you can obfuscate with the best of the DUmmies. :lmao:

But, yeah, come to think of it, the Army should recruit Bobo and send her to Afghanistan.  She really WOULD be an Army of One, and we would have already WON.

Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2011, 04:43:11 PM
Strangely enough, Mr. Wiggum, I do believe alot of them consider themselves more expert on the subject of black people than most black people.  We already know they think African Americans like Condi and Justice Thomas are "out of touch".

Because they're liberals, and they just know what's right. :mental:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:44:12 PM
I went with criminals, because most of them claim to be unfairly convicted/charged or harassed about something.

True, sir, true.
So many choices, and I barely skimmed the surface.  And, drat it anyway, I totally left out the Multi Victim category.  I'm sure there are plenty of multi-tasking DUmmies. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2011, 04:45:55 PM
True, sir, true.
So many choices, and I barely skimmed the surface.  And, drat it anyway, I totally left out the Multi Victim category.  I'm sure there are plenty of multi-tasking DUmmies. :thatsright:

Because someone will say it, you also left out the standard poll answer, the Joooooooooos. :-) :rulez:

Even though there are even less Jews than there are African-American's over there.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Freeper on June 21, 2011, 04:47:01 PM
I voted for the gheys. The country is in shambles and all they care about is the right to marry each other.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 21, 2011, 04:47:34 PM
I voted for Bobo the Hobo because no matter what is being discussed, you hate poor people.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:49:15 PM
Because someone will say it, you also left out the standard poll answer, the Joooooooooos. :-) :rulez:

Even though there are even less Jews than there are African-American's over there.

Darn it, thanks for pointing it out, sir, I have amended my poll.
Humble apologies to any other DUmmy victims I've left out.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
Darn it, thanks for pointing it out, sir, I have amended my poll.
Humble apologies to any other DUmmy victims I've left out.

They're victims, they're used to being ignored and/or picked on. :-)
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:51:36 PM
They're victims, they're used to being ignored and/or picked on. :-)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: IassaFTots on June 21, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
I'm not sure that "inspired" is the right word, but I understand your vote.  :-)

However, I figured I couldn't vote for her since even some of the DUmmies make fun of the Buick and her saga.  You can't make fun of the gays at the DUmp and get away with it.

Impressed.  I think that is the one I was looking for.   No one has "gotten away" with anything, her tenacity puts the gays to shame.  Friggin homeless everready bunny, that one.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: cmypay on June 21, 2011, 04:53:55 PM
I was all ready to vote for union workers, teachers in specific. Apparently the most difficult and disrespected job in the whole world!
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: DefiantSix on June 21, 2011, 04:55:01 PM
Bobo The Hobo got my vote as well.  She's been as nasty, back-biting, self serving and batshit crazy as any other six critters on the Island, and yet the mods/admins have ALWAYS turned a blind eye to her shinannigans and trampling of posting rules there.  The pervs had their pogrom a couple years back, proving that they aren't as entitled to uppity behavior as Bobo is.

As a side note, I noticed the pedo community at the DUmp isn't represented in this poll.  Unless they are covered under the GLBTKJGFJKLGFLUK and criminal headers, of course... :confused:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2011, 04:57:17 PM
Friggin homeless everready bunny, that one.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 04:58:23 PM
I was all ready to vote for union workers, teachers in specific. Apparently the most difficult and disrespected job in the whole world!

I'm gonna amend my poll one more time, to Other.
How could I forget those disrespected teachers, especially when greenbrier/demtenjeep just got done winning DUmmie of the Year. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Skul on June 21, 2011, 04:59:28 PM
Has to be Bobo.
She's the only one that can take a completely innocent thread about baking bread, or whatever, and turn it into all about her. :rotf:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2011, 05:00:00 PM
Darn it, thanks for pointing it out, sir, I have amended my poll.
Humble apologies to any other DUmmy victims I've left out.
I don't see Wiccans on your list. Or Crohn's. Or vegans. Or fatties.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 05:01:31 PM
Has to be Bobo.
She's the only one that can take a completely innocent thread about baking bread, or whatever, and turn it into all about her. :rotf:

Well, Skul, how could she NOT?  After all, she couldn't bake bread in her Buick even if she had the means with which to purchase the ingredients. :-)
You conservatives are so mean............... :lmao:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: DefiantSix on June 21, 2011, 05:03:40 PM
I don't see Wiccans on your list. Or Crohn's. Or vegans. Or fatties.

Or the Perpetually Drunk - and Stupid - Sons of Raven (among many, many others).
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 05:03:51 PM
I don't see Wiccans on your list. Or Crohn's. Or vegans. Or fatties.

Well, GOBUCKS, I have amended the poll to include Others.
Thank you for NOT forgetting those poor oppressed victims. :-)
Personally, I do think that category might summarize the primitives in more ways than one. :whistling:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Ballygrl on June 21, 2011, 05:07:21 PM
I voted LGBT even though you forgot the Q and the I (Questioning and Intersex) and the only reason I chose them is because they really do whine a lot, and I just saw Tracy Morgan basically groveling on TV asking for forgiveness for making a joke, so I'm annoyed at the moment.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: AprilRazz on June 21, 2011, 05:09:17 PM
It takes entire groups to do half the hand wringing, pissing and moaning that bobothehobo does.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2011, 05:11:42 PM
Lots of lurking primitives have been viewing this thread, folks.

Keep up the good work!
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: DefiantSix on June 21, 2011, 05:13:47 PM
It takes entire groups to do half the hand wringing, pissing and moaning that bobothehobo does.

Bobo the Hobo; doing the bitching the other shiftless, lazy, whiny victims on the 'Island won't do. :II:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2011, 05:14:43 PM
Bobo the Hobo; doing the bitching the other shiftless, lazy, whiny victims on the 'Island won't do. :II:

Good one, sir; awesome.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 21, 2011, 05:20:58 PM
If Bobo the Hobo doesn't win, this poll has been Diebolded.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Vagabond on June 21, 2011, 05:24:27 PM
LGBT, not that their actually oppressed, I can't honestly think of a group on Skin's island that is, rather because they scream the loudest.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Chris_ on June 21, 2011, 05:24:47 PM
If Bobo the Hobo doesn't win, this poll has been Diebolded.
If B the H doesn't win, America as we know it is dead and was killed off by faceless corporations and the uncaring masses who ignore the homeless who are suffering every day. 

If only we had enough Buicks to go around.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: longview on June 21, 2011, 05:30:24 PM
It was a tough decision between B the H and the LBwhatevers for me.  Bobo won because, as has been pointed out upthread, she even gets mocked at DU whereas the LBthingamabobs have exalted status.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Skul on June 21, 2011, 05:32:32 PM
Somebody is flipping Bobo's votes to the LgbT LGTB dammit LTGB fagots. :argh:
This isn't the democrat party, people.  You only get to vote once.
And leave the dog out of it, too.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Chris_ on June 21, 2011, 05:36:53 PM
the LBthingamabobs
the LgbT LGTB dammit LTGB fagots.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dKpHtc9F9M[/youtube]
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 05:37:50 PM
If B the H doesn't win, America as we know it is dead and was killed off by faceless corporations and the uncaring masses who ignore the homeless who are suffering every day. 

If only we had enough Buicks to go around.

Good thing Zer0 didn't promise a Buick in every driveway, no?  He's having a hard enough time pulling those Skittles shitting unicorns out of his ass. :whistling:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2011, 05:42:45 PM
Bobolink...which is a bird, by the way. SheHeIt can turn thread about milk and cookies into a thread about why do you want to kill the poor and homeless.
Even the Ghez stay away from a bono thread, fearing they will be accused of wanting the Homo..er...homeless to JUST DIE!!!
I luvz me sum bobo hate.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 05:46:57 PM
Bobolink...which is a bird, by the way. SheHeIt can turn thread about milk and cookies into a thread about why do you want to kill the poor and homeless.
Even the Ghez stay away from a bono thread, fearing they will be accused of wanting the Homo..er...homeless to JUST DIE!!!
I luvz me sum bobo hate.

And don't forget she got Will Pitt banned, although fortunately it wasn't for 24 business hours or he'd still be out in the cold, knocking on the door to Skinner's rubber room.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 21, 2011, 06:29:45 PM
Bobo can't win. For all we know, she's dead, like UGP(maybe) and Andy(maybe).
If you're dead, or actually a true victim, you can't be a DUmmy.

The alphabet soup of democrat sex perversion is the epitome of DUmminess.
Their DUmmitude is unsurpassed.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: NHSparky on June 21, 2011, 07:07:45 PM
All Bobo, all the time.  Maybe she downloaded an unauthorized update for her iPhone and turned it into an iBrick.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 21, 2011, 07:17:34 PM
Come on Bobo! You're racing for all of Hobodom!
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 21, 2011, 09:54:17 PM
Come on Bobo! You're racing for all of Hobodom!

It's hard to race when you're dragging a fully loaded luxury Buick behind yourself. :hammer: :-)
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: GCBill on June 21, 2011, 11:06:32 PM
It certainly can't be African Americans because the DUmp is about 98% white.  If not more.

Bu thanks to their "superior" intellect and compassion, they can tell you exactly what the African Americans need and want - even better than real-life African-Americans who are confused by their church leaders and corporate propaganda.

 ::)
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Evil_Conservative on June 21, 2011, 11:47:36 PM
Criminals.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: sybilll on June 22, 2011, 12:51:30 AM
I guess I am the only one that voted Illegal Aliens.  I may be over analyzing it, but, it seems to be the only time when the Skins register any sense of reality that the illegals are a drain on the system, and that somehow illegal does in fact equal illegal. 
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: VivisMom on June 22, 2011, 07:40:05 AM
I voted for the Troofers, if only because I feel bad for them, banished to the DUmp sub-basement like Fox Mulder.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: USA4ME on June 22, 2011, 07:59:08 AM
Twinkies.

.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Boudicca on June 22, 2011, 08:08:47 AM
I voted for the Troofers, if only because I feel bad for them, banished to the DUmp sub-basement like Fox Mulder.  :rotf:

Hmmm, true, at least all the other victim groups get to see the light of day and mingle with the rest of the DUmmies.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 22, 2011, 10:40:49 AM
Hmmm, true, at least all the other victim groups get to see the light of day and mingle with the rest of the DUmmies.
The gun grabbers and the Palestinian right-of-returners also get banished to dungeons.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: miskie on June 22, 2011, 01:54:27 PM
I also voted troofers for the reasons listed above - nobody likes them - they post in their own virtual attic where they keep the crazy uncle.

No other group on DU is as likely to have their threads locked and moved than the troofers. Not bobo, not the BBQ Gayla event planners, and not the criminals. Though these other groups whine more, they are nowhere near as abused by DU itself.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Attero Dominatus on June 22, 2011, 06:15:58 PM
Bobo for hijacking every topic into something about 'poor' people.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 22, 2011, 07:05:50 PM
Damn! DUmmies are so freaking selfish. They read us. We know they read us. They know, we know they read us. But not one damn one of them is chivalrous enough to sign up and vote for the Hobo Buick babe.

Nasty, nasty selfish DUmmies.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: IassaFTots on June 22, 2011, 07:40:01 PM
Damn! DUmmies are so freaking selfish. They read us. We know they read us. They know, we know they read us. But not one damn one of them is chivalrous enough to sign up and vote for the Hobo Buick babe.

Nasty, nasty selfish DUmmies.

We had one sign up, but they ain't voted yet.  Or said they did at any rate.....C'mon peeps!  Bobo this poll!!!!!!
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Skul on June 24, 2011, 12:22:34 PM
If this was a democrat thread, we could all vote for Bobo more than once. :argh:
Even my dog would vote for her.
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: IassaFTots on June 24, 2011, 12:28:12 PM
If this was a democrat thread, we could all vote for Bobo more than once. :argh:
Even my dog would vote for her.

And Daid people!
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 24, 2011, 02:12:13 PM
I voted the obvious, to anyone who's watched them through here:

LGBTQS&MWTFBBQ . . .
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 24, 2011, 04:02:39 PM
I voted the obvious, to anyone who's watched them through here:

LGBTQS&MWTFBBQ . . .
Maybe we can use the BBQ LGBTQSes to feed the hobos?
Title: Re: Most Vociferous Victim Subgroup at the DUmp
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2011, 09:07:59 AM
Maybe we can use the BBQ LGBTQSes to feed the hobos?

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5!