A DUmmy goes into a bar and mooches three free tequila shots from productive people. The DUmmy throws them back in 15 seconds. The bartender says "What's going on?"
The DUmmy says "I just had my first blow job."
Bartender says "Well hell I'll buy you a shot too."
DUmmy says "No. If three shots won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."