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What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« on: October 27, 2012, 01:24:29 PM »
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What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?


 
Of course I will revel in the unbridled joy emanating from Chicago, but it turns out I'm not a very nice person. You see, what I can't ****ing wait to witness is Queen Ann standing behind her husband as he concedes. With lips a-tremble and tears coursing down her cheeks, that arrogant, pampered, elitist twit is going to come face-to-face with the stark realization that the American people have completely rejected the lying sack of shit she married. It will slowly sink in that it is NOT "their turn" and they are NOT entitled to the White House because they're ****ing rich! She will have to face the cold, hard truth that the American people don't like her or her smirking ass-wipe of a husband.
That's going to sting like a bitch.

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11 Boo Boo just described what Michelle 0bama will be doing on election night.

DU will be in full lockdown mode, admins will be standing by to scrub all the posts that might interest the Secret Service, there will be screams of "fraud", threats of DUmmies moving to another country, and lots and lots of hissy fits and crying.

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1. Smiling in the face of my Rethug Neighbor, as he pulls down his Romney/Ryan signs..

I'm surprised you haven't stolen or defaced them by now.

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3. Knowing that Americans are taking to the streets this time...

when election theft criminal Rmoney contests the results of the election.

No more year 2000 horse shit!

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4. The moment the defining results confirm an Obama victory

and I can forget about Romney and his sidekick and then enjoy other triumphs in Senate and House races.

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10. If polls go as they should

given all current projections. the Irish Wake.

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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 01:26:56 PM »
Locked and loaded.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 01:27:06 PM »
I dunno about anybody else, but I'm going to see how many primitives keep their promise to do themselves in.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 01:29:41 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 27, 2012, 01:27:06 PM
I dunno about anybody else, but I'm going to see how many primitives keep their promise to do themselves in.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict none of them will keep their promise.  DUmmies lie, DUmmies lie all the time.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 01:30:56 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on October 27, 2012, 01:29:41 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict none of them will keep their promise.  DUmmies lie, DUmmies lie all the time.

Yeah, unfortunately.

But one can dream.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 01:34:12 PM »
All the Democrats screaming the Moonbat equivalent of "But Aldaran is a PEACEFUL planet!!!!  NOooooooooOOOOooooo!!!!!"
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 01:43:47 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 27, 2012, 01:34:12 PM
All the Democrats screaming the Moonbat equivalent of "But Aldaran is a PEACEFUL planet!!!!  NOooooooooOOOOooooo!!!!!"

The DUmp is going to absolutely go even more ape-s^*t than they already are when the "O" is voted out.

I wonder how long Skammer will lock down the fort?
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 01:44:24 PM »
Fat, stupid, and mean is no way to go through life but it is a requirement in the DUmp's TOS.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 01:51:38 PM »
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What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?


 
Of course I will revel in the unbridled joy emanating from Chicago, but it turns out I'm not a very nice person. You see, what I can't ****ing wait to witness is Queen Ann standing behind her husband as he concedes. With lips a-tremble and tears coursing down her cheeks, that arrogant, pampered, elitist twit is going to come face-to-face with the stark realization that the American people have completely rejected the lying sack of shit she married. It will slowly sink in that it is NOT "their turn" and they are NOT entitled to the White House because they're ****ing rich! She will have to face the cold, hard truth that the American people don't like her or her smirking ass-wipe of a husband.
That's going to sting like a bitch.

Even if the worst happens and Barry manages to hold on to his throne, the popular vote will still likely be so close that to say, "the American people have completely rejected" Romney would be bullshit. Not that that has ever been an impediment to you DUmmies' proclamations. He certainly won't have anything approaching a mandate, and he'll still be as despised and mistrusted as ever by the producers in this country, which means they'll continue to hold on to their capital and growth will continue to stagnate. A Republican Congress will hopefully keep his crazier shit in check, and the moonbat Supreme Court Justice you fantasize about will never come to be. We'll have a gridlocked government. Barry will experience the same irrelevance that Clinton had in his second term, and will be reduced to signing this or that feel-good bill that makes good photo-ops with children gathered at his feet, but that's about it.

Meanwhile, Romney and family will return to their well-appointed lifestyle, making more millions and enjoying life while you continue to stew in the boiling cauldron hate and envy that is DU, lamenting about how unfair it is that others prosper while you grow mold. We'll be over here enjoying life, too, because it's not in a conservative's nature to let politics and setbacks define their lives. Unlike you, we are survivors and achievers and overcomers. We don't need you. You need us. 

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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2012, 01:53:05 PM »
Quote from: dandi on October 27, 2012, 01:51:38 PM
Even if the worst happens and Barry manages to hold on to his throne, the popular vote will still likely be so close that to say, "the American people have completely rejected" Romney would be bullshit. Not that that has ever been an impediment to you DUmmies' proclamations. He certainly won't have anything approaching a mandate, and he'll still be as despised and mistrusted as ever by the producers in this country, which means they'll continue to hold on to their capital and growth will continue to stagnate. A Republican Congress will hopefully keep his crazier shit in check, and the moonbat Supreme Court Justice you fantasize about will never come to be. We'll have a gridlocked government. Barry will experience the same irrelevance that Clinton had in his second term, and will be reduced to signing this or that feel-good bill that makes good photo-ops with children gathered at his feet, but that's about it.

Meanwhile, Romney and family will return to their well-appointed lifestyle, making more millions and enjoying life while you continue to stew in the boiling cauldron hate and envy that is DU, lamenting about how unfair it is that others prosper while you grow mold. We'll be over here enjoying life, too, because it's not in a conservative's nature to let politics and setbacks define their lives. Unlike you, we are survivors and achievers and overcomers. We don't need you. You need us. 



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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2012, 02:03:08 PM »
Having to wear my galoshes when I get off of work because the streets will be overflowing with the salty bitter tears.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2012, 02:17:31 PM »
The surprise we have planned for DU once Obama delivers his concession.














There, that ought to worry those paranoid freaks.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2012, 02:18:08 PM »
I suspect my fondest memory of the upcoming election night will be that I get to go to bed early, not having to wait up for the results to be determined.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2012, 02:22:22 PM »
I took the 7th off just so I could enjoy election 2012....I want secret microphones to record the wails of despair in Chicago and other liberal hell holes.
I want to see the DUmmies cry out, "Nooooo! Mr Mannn was right all along!"

I want to see the DUmmy rage as Obama concedes at the first possible moment not fighting it out ala Gore the babymeister. I wanna see the "First time" Obama chick react to the concession speech, "No! No! You're pulling out too soon!"

I wanna see new pictures of the weeping DUmmies to set alongside the crying fat chick from 2000.

I wanna see republicans line the streets near the white house so when the Obamas leave in Jan 20th, they will hear, "SHa Na Na Na, Sha Na Na Na. Hey Hey Hey. Goodbye."
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2012, 02:22:52 PM »
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14. I bought champagne in 2004.

It stuck around in the fridge for a year or so until I poured it down the sink.

I couldn't bare to drink it.
Ahh, memories...
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2012, 02:27:04 PM »
Enjoying the Romney win in one of the bluest states in the union.    :-)
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2012, 02:31:11 PM »
Can we sticky this until after the weekend after the election?
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2012, 02:35:15 PM »
I think that just like with  Lord Rove, the will soon find that Emporor Romney is not as forgiving as Bush was.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2012, 03:30:13 PM »
Oh, I don't know, cleaning DUmmie brains outta my computer, maybe? 

I bet Borock gets his golf clubs and heads for the golf course while MOO-chelle loads AF#1 with family and friends and heads off for a 2 1/2 month, all expense paid vacation. They're gonna mlk those last few days for all it's worth.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2012, 03:37:05 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 27, 2012, 02:31:11 PM
Can we sticky this until after the weekend after the election?

Sure why not?  :-)
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2012, 03:47:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 27, 2012, 03:30:13 PM
Oh, I don't know, cleaning DUmmie brains outta my computer, maybe? 



I hear Bon Ami does a pretty good job.


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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2012, 04:09:16 PM »
I would enjoy seeing a moonbat slap every Dem as they concede to their GOP opponent.  It does have precedent in WI.

Turning to MSNBC after a huge Dem defeat will be entertaining too.  They will probably have to drop their feed to get a handle on reality.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2012, 04:12:02 PM »
I have a special cigar I bought just for election night. If it's called early enough, I shall partake.
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2012, 04:38:48 PM »
Chris Mathews quivering upper lip as he struggles to hold back his tears reading the news that Obie has been caught up in a Tsunami of voter angst.  Yup, that will do it for me.   :popcorn:
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Re: What do you think will be your fondest memory of Election Night?
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2012, 04:49:40 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 27, 2012, 03:30:13 PM
Oh, I don't know, cleaning DUmmie brains outta my computer, maybe? 

I bet Borock gets his golf clubs and heads for the golf course while MOO-chelle loads AF#1 with White house china, silverware, artifacts, mementos, family and friends and heads off for a 2 1/2 month, all expense paid vacation. They're gonna milk those last few days for all it's worth.


FIFY  I suspect they will make the Clinton crime family look like pikers.
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