Congratulations to the BainsBane primitive, otherwise known as “Jugs” for reasons long ago forgotten, for having been selected the #09 Top DUmmie of 2016!
Despite that she seems to stand out year after year, Jugs actually hasn’t shown up in the top DUmmies as much as one thinks:
#05 Top DUmmie of 2014
#05 Top DUmmie of 2013
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Jugs is about fifty years old, reasonably aesthetic, looking better than her real age, and lives up in Minnesota, where she works as a fund-raiser for a public institution of higher education. She’s unmarried, no children, apparently no permanent boyfriend, and got educated in the history, culture, and politics of Latin America, apparently with an emphasis on Brazil.
For years, Jugs has been, informally, the leader of the womens’-libbers on Skins’s island, and was especially active about three years ago when, as head of the Four Horsewomen of the Femapocalypse (Jugs, the Boston beanie, the redqueen primitive, and that one always-incoherent bitch), the women’s-libbers tried a
coup d’etat to take over the whole of Skins’s island.
Never mind that especially through the exertions and urgings of Jugs, Skins ultimately created
seven different forums for women. It needs noted that other favored groups have no such facilities themselves; primitives of African derivation have only a single forum, and the gay mob over there has a mere two.
I dunno; maybe Skins acceded just to shut them up, as they were pretty noisy.
They came close to taking over the whole bit, but didn’t
quite make it.
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Jugs has alleged herself to have been considerably used, misused, and abused by men, which seems eminently credible; to look at her, one would surprised if she hadn’t been, given that there’s quite a lot of jerks and rectal apertures in the world.
However, she tries to subtly imply that such treatment’s been given her by white conservative Christian males, not a group known for disrespecting women. It’s far more likely, given the crowd with which she hangs, and her personal interests, she’s been ill-treated by hot-blooded Latin males and males of African derivation, both groups being well known for treating women as if chattel.
She denies it, but being a primitive, she lies a lot.
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Now, franksolich is pretty familiar with Jugs and her various neuroses, given that about half the women I know have been, or are, women’s-libbers. I’ve never noticed anything in her that’s different from what I’ve noticed about other women like her.
As the great Sigmund Freud illuminated us more than a hundred years ago, the harsh repression of natural and healthy urges within ourselves leads to all sorts of personal aberrations and deviancies that evolve into neuroses and psychoses.
Many, if not all, of these natural and healthy urges are genetic, which makes them pretty much uneradicable. One can sort of control them, moderate them if they get out of hand—this being called “practicing good manners and etiquette”—but one can’t shove them out of existence.
Men for example have a natural and healthy urge to poke, and if they don’t they get disconsolate.
Women for another example have a natural and healthy urge to bear infants, and if they don’t, they remain unhappy and unfulfilled the rest of their days. The past couple of generations, they’ve dealt with this particular melancholy through the use of mood-altering drugs, but such drugs don’t get rid of the longing; they simply cover it up. That longing’s always there.
[Notice, please, I am not
saying that women exist only
to bear children; I’m saying no such thing, and will give $100 to the first primitive who can show me where I did. Women like men exist for a whole lot of different reasons.]Jugs grew up at a time when women supposed they were “liberated” of all their maternal yearnings because of the proliferation of various methods of birth control.
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Absolutely wrong.
Women were liberated of the
fear, or nearly all the fear, of becoming pregnant (that is, if they feared such a thing in the first place)
They were not liberated of the
urge to bear infants. That’s still in them, and that’s genetic, uneradicable.
Well, Jugs never having fulfilled that natural urge within herself, at her age it’s far too late now; she’s doomed to die neurotic and unhappy, and it’s her own fault for not having listened to herself.
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