Congratulations to kentuck, the #04 Top DUmmie of 2016!
As with so many other Top DUmmies, one has the impression kentuck’s been one of them more times than he’s actually been.
2014 #10 Top DUmmie
2013 #14 Top DUmmie
2011 #14 Top DUmmie
2010 #13 Top DUmmie
2005 #12 Top DUmmie
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kentuck, who was born in 1947 in Kentucky, lives in a little green house in or around Colorado Springs, Colorado. After serving a couple of years in the U.S. Army during the late 1960s, he became a dockworker, truck driver, electrician, and an order processor for a company that prints business forms. Married, no known children, but unless they’re primitives that’s irrelevant.
kentuck is a master of asking stupid questions, but that might or might not be simply a pose; perhaps it might be his way of attempting to inspire discussion, much as a teacher in a classroom might make a simple-minded comment to provoke students into thinking.
And like a school teacher using such a technique, kentuck alleges to “wonder,” but usually it’s pretty obvious he doesn’t “wonder;” he’s already made up his mind.
Where kentuck is at his best, his most ridiculous, his most entertaining, are those times he alleges to know what conservatives and Republicans think, or what our motives are. This, more so than his asking “stupid questions,” is probably responsible for most of his fame.
Of course kentuck has no idea what those on this side
really think. It’s along the same lines that while a sane person can successfully masquerade as an insane person, an insane person can’t really imitate a sane person. Which is why someone from here can fruitfully mole Skins’s island or Manny’s message-board, while a primitive from either locale can’t pull it off here.
Just like a broken clock can be right two times a day, there’s a remote chance one of these days kentuck might get something right. But it hasn’t happened yet.
Next Up: #03 Top DUmmie of 2016; time for hypertensive ol’ Bob to sidle to the edge of his chair
