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My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« on: January 24, 2008, 01:40:09 PM »
Those from usmilnet who know me know that I/we have two parrots.

One of them, a Solomon Islands eclectus, has been feather-picking for 3 years now.

At the end of November, I drove from the middle of Missouri to Kankakee, IL, to visit an avian vet who -- legend has it -- does well with this kind of affliction.

Fast forward to today, more than six weeks later.

Problem is WORSE, not better, despite shelling out close to $500 for her "advice" and "holistic treatment protocol."

What a ****ing crock of shit.

I blasted her in a fax (because her office staff don't accept emails) and the bitch ****ing fired me!

 :rotf: :mental: :lmao:

Talk about running and hiding from a problem! Sheesh!

(Details at eleven.)
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 01:43:20 PM »
Is she a hippy vet? Does she have hairy legs and stuff? Can I have her number?
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 01:49:45 PM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 24, 2008, 01:43:20 PM
Is she a hippy vet? Does she have hairy legs and stuff? Can I have her number?

You leave her the hell alone. She's MINE!

Uh....at least she USED to be.

Hairy legs? Dunno. Didn't get that far. Too busy throwing insults.....
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 02:07:32 PM »
If you house the bird in a pyramid shaped cage the geometric energy will cure the problem.  I thought everybody knew that.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 02:14:11 PM »
 :yum: :yum:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 03:35:19 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 02:07:32 PM
If you house the bird in a pyramid shaped cage the geometric energy will cure the problem.  I thought everybody knew that.

and shine the white light in their direction! Can't forget the white light!
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 04:02:41 PM »
The bunnies will eat it..........or give it to the puddle pirate, he always seems hungry
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 04:08:00 PM »
Quote from: DaSaintFan on January 24, 2008, 03:35:19 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 02:07:32 PM
If you house the bird in a pyramid shaped cage the geometric energy will cure the problem.  I thought everybody knew that.

and shine the white light in their direction! Can't forget the white light!

Put a photocopy of your hand on the bottom of the bird cage.  That's important too.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 04:36:52 PM »
You guys just don't understand!  :argh:

I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!

 :rotf: :lmao: :p

(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2008, 04:47:09 PM »
Would go great with a nice Chardonnay  :yum:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2008, 04:49:51 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
You guys just don't understand!  :argh:

I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!

 :rotf: :lmao: :p

(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)

I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2008, 04:58:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 04:49:51 PM
Quote from: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
You guys just don't understand!  :argh:

I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!

 :rotf: :lmao: :p

(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)

I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.
maybe his birds wings are clipped and can't ply anymore.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2008, 10:01:14 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 04:49:51 PM
Quote from: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
You guys just don't understand!  :argh:

I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!

 :rotf: :lmao: :p

(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)

I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.

Who said the problem is itching? I don't recall saying that. Jack! Did I say that my bird's skin itches?  :whatever:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2008, 10:11:00 PM »
 :clueless:  it might've caught something from you el quapo
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2008, 10:12:35 PM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 24, 2008, 10:11:00 PM
:clueless:  it might've caught something from you el quapo

Can birds get that? :o
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2008, 10:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on January 24, 2008, 04:49:51 PM
Quote from: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
You guys just don't understand!  :argh:

I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!

 :rotf: :lmao: :p

(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)

I don't know how you can put your plight above that of your itchy bird's.

Who said the problem is itching? I don't recall saying that. Jack! Did I say that my bird's skin itches?  :whatever:

You named your dick 'bird'?
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2008, 10:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
You guys just don't understand!  :argh:

I've been shitcanned by a vet that neuters DOGS fer Chrissakes!

 :rotf: :lmao: :p

(Hans, put yer napkin, knife & fork away. She ain't for sale.)
Well there's your problem. You took your bird to a vet that neuters dogs.
You should have taken your bird to a vet that neuters birds.
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2008, 10:39:55 PM »
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You named your dick 'bird'?

no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2008, 11:09:12 AM »
 :rotf:

I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.

Jack! WTF does that mean?

Birds and dicks. Jeez-oh-pete, you guys don't quite get it.

Birds are dames. In England, at least. Dicks are Richards, also in England. But they can be here in the States, Australia, even Germany!

None of that has anything to do with my eclectus!

Now! Go look that one up!

 :rotf: :lmao: :tongue:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2008, 11:14:10 AM »
dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?



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I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2008, 11:19:20 AM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 25, 2008, 11:14:10 AM
dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?



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I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
This thread has gone fowl.   :uhsure:
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2008, 11:22:36 AM »
It started out that way...Euph did it
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2008, 12:06:50 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 25, 2008, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: JackZip on January 25, 2008, 11:14:10 AM
dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?



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I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
This thread has gone fowl.   :uhsure:

What do you expect from the band geek  :-)
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2008, 12:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on January 25, 2008, 12:06:50 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on January 25, 2008, 11:19:20 AM
Quote from: JackZip on January 25, 2008, 11:14:10 AM
dames with dicks???? Euph...you've been partying with hippie again huh? eclectus? you gave your bird eclectus? is there a cure?



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I'm still trying to figure out what "el quapo" means.
You've never seen what is maybe the best movie ever made? Euph...I'm disappointed you've never seen the Three Amigos
This thread has gone fowl.   :uhsure:

What do you expect from the band geek  :-)
Warbling???
 :-)
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Re: My Avian Vet Fired Me!
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2008, 03:24:05 PM »
Quote from: JackZip on January 24, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
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You named your dick 'bird'?

no he named his bird dick, that's why he took it to a dog vet to get neutered

Damn! Now I'm really confused.
So did his vet give him the bird or did his vet give dick the bird?!?!
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