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Why the South Should not Secede
« on: September 03, 2008, 02:30:53 PM »
Because yankees are too ****ing stupid to be left to their own devises.

Obama

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Reid

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My gawd! Could you imagine those idiots with their own military living next door? They wouldn't be able to repel an invasion from France!

*shudders*

Best to keep them close and strictly supervised.
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 02:33:55 PM »

Pretty sure most in the military would defect. Besides, they'd, more than likely, disband the military and rely on their neighbors to protect them anyway. Like leeches. Like liberals are today. Besides again, there's no evil in the world that can't be talked to, is there? :stirpot:
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2008, 05:40:10 PM »
 :50pages: ;)

I really do have a t shirt that says, "If at first you don't secede, try again."  :lmao:
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2008, 05:42:10 PM »
(insert your own Pithy Civil War Yes Lincoln was a Great Man line here)


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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2008, 08:16:09 PM »
Time to colonize the north.  They won't notice until the welfare checks stop.

Lets see how they like carpetbaggers.....
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2008, 08:24:11 PM »
But we did secede.......................**** the Yankees, what do they have we need??????

Okay, they do have Schade, Jty and other CC women...............that right there is enough for a full scale invasion from the south.

Bout damn time we had a war of Southern Aggresion.
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2008, 09:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 03, 2008, 08:24:11 PM
But we did secede.......................**** the Yankees, what do they have we need??????

Okay, they do have Schade, Jty and other CC women...............that right there is enough for a full scale invasion from the south.

Bout damn time we had a war of Southern Aggresion.
Schadie is up north, but BEG is down south.  :)
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM »
Manbearpig.  Jimmy Peanut.  LBJ.  Bill Clinton.  Huey Long.  The entire state of Florida.  Ohhhh yeah.

  :rotf:

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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2008, 10:36:54 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
Manbearpig.  Jimmy Peanut.  LBJ.  Bill Clinton.  Huey Long.  The entire state of Florida.  Ohhhh yeah.

  :rotf:

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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2008, 11:54:25 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2008, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
Manbearpig.  Jimmy Peanut.  LBJ.  Bill Clinton.  Huey Long.  The entire state of Florida.  Ohhhh yeah.

  :rotf:

 :tongue:

Well, you know how it is with every crop, you always have to cull a few bad tomatoes.
Yankees keep re-electin' theirs.   :fuelfire:
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2008, 12:42:13 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 04, 2008, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2008, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
Manbearpig.  Jimmy Peanut.  LBJ.  Bill Clinton.  Huey Long.  The entire state of Florida.  Ohhhh yeah.

  :rotf:

 :tongue:

Well, you know how it is with every crop, you always have to cull a few bad tomatoes.
Yankees keep re-electin' theirs.   :fuelfire:

There seems to be plenty of idiots to go around.  How you get so many of them concentrated in Atlanta, Austin, and Florida is prolly worth studying, I am still wondering what you're going to do with all of them once they're corralled, though.
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 12:44:44 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2008, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on September 04, 2008, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2008, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
Manbearpig.  Jimmy Peanut.  LBJ.  Bill Clinton.  Huey Long.  The entire state of Florida.  Ohhhh yeah.

  :rotf:

 :tongue:

Well, you know how it is with every crop, you always have to cull a few bad tomatoes.
Yankees keep re-electin' theirs.   :fuelfire:

There seems to be plenty of idiots to go around.  How you get so many of them concentrated in Atlanta, Austin, and Florida is prolly worth studying, I am still wondering what you're going to do with all of them once they're corralled, though.
We just load 'em into unmarked semis and send 'em back up north.  We use those "magnet" cities to attract them....makes the round-ups easier.   :-)
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 01:00:05 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 04, 2008, 12:44:44 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2008, 12:42:13 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on September 04, 2008, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2008, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 09:04:15 PM
Manbearpig.  Jimmy Peanut.  LBJ.  Bill Clinton.  Huey Long.  The entire state of Florida.  Ohhhh yeah.

  :rotf:

 :tongue:

Well, you know how it is with every crop, you always have to cull a few bad tomatoes.
Yankees keep re-electin' theirs.   :fuelfire:

There seems to be plenty of idiots to go around.  How you get so many of them concentrated in Atlanta, Austin, and Florida is prolly worth studying, I am still wondering what you're going to do with all of them once they're corralled, though.
We just load 'em into unmarked semis and send 'em back up north.  We use those "magnet" cities to attract them....makes the round-ups easier.   :-)

That's the nice thing about being in a border state like Missouri.  We just put up a sign that says "Sold out of Cheetos, no more until Illinois," and the truck roll on past.  Unfortunately a lot of the SOBs wander back across the bridge, we really oughta do something about that.
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2008, 01:08:17 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2008, 01:00:05 PM
That's the nice thing about being in a border state like Missouri.  We just put up a sign that says "Sold out of Cheetos, no more until Illinois," and the truck roll on past.  Unfortunately a lot of the SOBs wander back across the bridge, we really oughta do something about that.

Geez....we don't have that problem here on the west side of the state......perhaps they don't get this far......

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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 02:48:55 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on September 04, 2008, 01:08:17 PM
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2008, 01:00:05 PM
That's the nice thing about being in a border state like Missouri.  We just put up a sign that says "Sold out of Cheetos, no more until Illinois," and the truck roll on past.  Unfortunately a lot of the SOBs wander back across the bridge, we really oughta do something about that.

Geez....we don't have that problem here on the west side of the state......perhaps they don't get this far......

doc

Well, there is that KC place, but at least they had the decency to slap another state's name on it to give us a shot at plausible deniability. 
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Re: Why the South Should not Secede
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2008, 04:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Full-Auto on September 03, 2008, 09:04:12 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on September 03, 2008, 08:24:11 PM
But we did secede.......................**** the Yankees, what do they have we need??????

Okay, they do have Schade, Jty and other CC women...............that right there is enough for a full scale invasion from the south.

Bout damn time we had a war of Southern Aggresion.
Schadie is up north, but BEG is down south.  :)

I know..............BEG is already in the South...............Schade and the other northern ladies need us to invade :evillaugh:
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