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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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BOUNCY ALERT: Mr Snuggle Bunny Goes to the DMV
« on: January 24, 2008, 05:37:36 PM »
Sitting at the DMV here in Ft Collins; a very young, yuppy liberal populace. Apparently it's drifting left because overhearing the receptionist greet people I heard multiple people say they needed Colorado DL's as they were fresh in from California (UGH!).

Anyhoo after the typical interminable wait one young couple was discussing the need for universal healthcare. I had to pipe in.

MSB: Yeah! We could EVERY doctor's office just like the DMV. (faux mid-west accent) The waiting area for cough drops forms to the left, aspirin is to the right. And what are you hear for sir? (normal voice) I'm here for hemrrhoids (accented voice) And what is that from? (normal voice) Sitting on my ass waiting for aspirin.

I was able to elicit a few subdued chuckles from thiose within earshot.
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Re: BOUNCY ALERT: Mr Snuggle Bunny Goes to the DMV
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 07:02:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 24, 2008, 05:37:36 PM
Sitting at the DMV here in Ft Collins; a very young, yuppy liberal populace. Apparently it's drifting left because overhearing the receptionist greet people I heard multiple people say they needed Colorado DL's as they were fresh in from California (UGH!).

Anyhoo after the typical interminable wait one young couple was discussing the need for universal healthcare. I had to pipe in.

MSB: Yeah! We could EVERY doctor's office just like the DMV. (faux mid-west accent) The waiting area for cough drops forms to the left, aspirin is to the right. And what are you hear for sir? (normal voice) I'm here for hemrrhoids (accented voice) And what is that from? (normal voice) Sitting on my ass waiting for aspirin.

I was able to elicit a few subdued chuckles from thiose within earshot.

Did a Doctor jump out of the bushes?
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Re: BOUNCY ALERT: Mr Snuggle Bunny Goes to the DMV
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 07:04:43 PM »
I'd give it a bong and a half, only because there was no conversion.  :-)
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Re: BOUNCY ALERT: Mr Snuggle Bunny Goes to the DMV
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 07:07:33 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 24, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
I'd give it a bong and a half, only because there was no conversion.  :-)
There are no conversations when Teh Bunneh speaks...only those who nod agreement and those being schooled.

 :whatever:
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Re: BOUNCY ALERT: Mr Snuggle Bunny Goes to the DMV
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 07:11:17 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 24, 2008, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 24, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
I'd give it a bong and a half, only because there was no conversion.  :-)
There are no conversations when Teh Bunneh speaks...only those who nod agreement and those being schooled.

 :whatever:

There you go, you did have some converts, I'll raise it to a 5 bong-er.

Teh Bunneh... oooh.... snugglez.  :-*
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Re: BOUNCY ALERT: Mr Snuggle Bunny Goes to the DMV
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 05:51:21 AM »
Good thing you didn't say that in Boulder.  The "peaceful" libs would have set upon you like the villagers on Frankenstein's creature.
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