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Offline Carl

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Idiot bouncy fail
« on: October 30, 2014, 07:37:37 PM »
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Sitting on the porch

 Passing out candy out candy in my little red town. I'm dressed as a tea bagged, asking for picture ID

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2. Aren't you a day early?

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3. My town isn't normal

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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 08:16:24 PM »
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3. My town isn't normal

And neither are you, dummie.   :loser:
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 01:21:05 PM »

     Passing out candy dressed as a "tea bagged" asking for ID?

     Sounds more like someone was drunk in the middle of an intersection. Too bad they didn't get hit, multiple times.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 01:27:53 PM »
Boring & pointless bouncy.  :bouncy:

At least be more creative, DUmmies.  For example, in this particular story, add in that you were also handing out pamphlets that offer proof that O-bola was born in Kenya while dressed up as a "teabagged".  Spice or jazz up your stories at least a little.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 02:33:19 PM »
Maybe he can recycle this bouncy for Saint Valentine's day. Libs hate Saints just on general principle.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2014, 01:37:52 PM »
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is more like it.  He repeated candy out candy out. 

In my Halloween crowd last night were two little kids in obama masks.  They looked very sinister. 

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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2014, 12:50:48 AM »
is more like it.  He repeated candy out candy out. 

In my Halloween crowd last night were two little kids in obama masks.  They looked very sinister.

Now that's scary.

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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2014, 01:21:38 AM »
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2014, 01:43:51 AM »


Fail.  Get in character, and hold the piece sideways, whitebread.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2014, 04:27:10 AM »
Fail.  Get in character, and hold the piece sideways, whitebread.

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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2014, 06:38:49 AM »


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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2014, 07:48:36 AM »
"Dressed like a teabagger".....first time DUmmie has looked half way normal in like....hell....all its life.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2014, 04:46:17 PM »
Fail.  Get in character, and hold the piece sideways, whitebread.

And . . .

It's a ****ing REVOLVER!

Where's the semiauto homeboy weapon?  :whistling: :tongue:
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2014, 09:36:10 AM »
And . . .

It's a ****ing REVOLVER!

Where's the semiauto homeboy weapon?  :whistling: :tongue:
REVOLVER: to circular for homeboys.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2014, 10:34:30 AM »
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and then what happened?
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2014, 10:46:59 AM »
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Traffic cams caught safeinOhio in costume.





Something tells me it didn't end well for the DUmmy.
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2014, 02:21:12 PM »
What exactly is "dressed like a tea bagged" ?
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2014, 02:22:30 PM »
What exactly is "dressed like a tea bagged" ?



Questions? :whistling:
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2014, 02:26:39 PM »
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
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Questions? :whistling:

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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2014, 01:49:06 AM »
Que, BSS?  :rotf:
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Re: Idiot bouncy fail
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2014, 06:00:24 AM »
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and then what happened?

              

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