Okay, this really pisses me off. I don't even get an Honorable Mention anywhere in all that blather? What am I chopped liver? The redheaded stepchild? Bobbolink?
You just don't get it Stinky. We love you. We really do. We love you because you serve an important function. Two, actually. First, you're a source of never-ending hilarity as you go about your daily lives believing you and your group of social retards really mean anything more than the stuff one scrapes off their shoe after a stroll through the barnyard. Second, observing you is great for one's perspective, because it doesn't matter how down or discouraged one of us might get, we have only to look at your sad, pathetic lives and consider, "There for the Grace of God go I", and suddenly our lives don't seem so challenging anymore.