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that bouncy was more like a deflated basketball.......it just fell out of nowhere and just stuck there   :lmao:  they aren't even trying anymore






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So I'm chatting with Bob (name changed), our office conservitive (neo-nazi, no for real)

Here's one of the problems I have with your story, Betty.  You imbued your character with a "neo-nazi" persona.  Emphasizing that it was "for real."  Neo nazis are not given a succession of three responsible jobs.  If they were true devotees of Hitler, they would have to live on the fringes.  No reputable company would knowingly employ real neo-nazis.  Employees are generally terminated if they go around saying overtly racist things, and wish to exterminate Jews.  Ya know, bad for business and all.  Thanks for playing.  Learn to spell. 

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Here's one of the problems I have with your story, Betty.  You imbued your character with a "neo-nazi" persona.  Emphasizing that it was "for real."  Neo nazis are not given a succession of three responsible jobs.  If they were true devotees of Hitler, they would have to live on the fringes.  No reputable company would knowingly employ real neo-nazis.  Employees are generally terminated if they go around saying overtly racist things, and wish to exterminate Jews.  Ya know, bad for business and all.  Thanks for playing.  Learn to spell. 

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They're setting themselves up for failure, BIG TIME. All these fruitbats are believing these bullshit stories and when Obama gets his ass waxed in the general, where will all these "conversion story tellers" be? "But, all these people said they talked to all these former rethugs who said they were voting for Obama! It must have been stolen!!!"


Look, you lurking fruitbats, there is abso****inglutely NOTHING your idiot at 1600 has to offer. Anyone that thinks this nation is heading in the right direction, with record national debt, high unemployment and extremely high underemployment levels, record numbers on food stamps, gutting our military, taking over the national healthcare system, a huge deficit, soaring gas prices, almost to record levels, if not there already, housing prices plummeting, record foreclosures, etc., etc., etc. is a ****ing lunatic. Anyone that thinks a "former" Republican or Conservative is going to vote for that jackass is an even bigger ****ing lunatic.
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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that bouncy was more like a deflated basketball.......it just fell out of nowhere and just stuck there   :lmao:  they aren't even trying anymore

I'm pretty sure the ball was made outa Play Dough and just went splat when it hit the floor! I can't imagine even the DUmmies believe this one!

I'm with franc

Yeah, yeah

Sure, sure!

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Here's one of the problems I have with your story, Betty.  You imbued your character with a "neo-nazi" persona.  Emphasizing that it was "for real."  Neo nazis are not given a succession of three responsible jobs.  If they were true devotees of Hitler, they would have to live on the fringes.  No reputable company would knowingly employ real neo-nazis.  Employees are generally terminated if they go around saying overtly racist things, and wish to exterminate Jews.  Ya know, bad for business and all.  Thanks for playing.  Learn to spell. 

Also, a real Neo Nazi would never vote for any minority. Don't believe DUmmies? Just visit their website StormFront! This bouncy fails on so many levels it's prolly a record for fail! Don't think I've ever read one that was worse!
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54. Semi-converted Republican here

and I'm strongly considering voting for Obama/changing parties. For me, it's a number of issues that have finally brought this situation to a head.

One, I'm an atheist, but even before I became one, I was strongly opposed to the comingling of religion and government. Two, I'm a social liberal as far as gay rights, reproductive rights, etc go. Third, while I'm probably more fiscally conservative than most on here, I'm not nearly stupid enough to think a completely laissez faire economy is a good idea. Unlike my brethren, I've taken a few economics courses. Regulation and a social safety net is needed.


I was able to vote for John McCain, even if it meant putting up with that high-voiced shrieker. But between the Ron Paul nut jobs and the fundies, I'm almost literally being shoved bodily from the party.

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54. Semi-converted Republican here

Republican my ass! Voted for McCain, my ass! Fiscally conservative, my ass! How many ****in' lies can one put in one post?

Typical DumbAss tryin' to be relevant to the conversation! Get a life idiot!
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I want to know who in their right mind in HR hired someone that everybody knows now to be racist? Wouldn't somebody eventually get offended and run to HR where they may have to fire said racist? I'd say that if this is true then someone in HR needs to be fired and as soon as it was possible the so called racist just to keep the company from getting sued. Then again the so called racist might have a case if it wasn't a firing for a justifiable reason.
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61. People like him often won't admit to voting for Dumbya, either.

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Me too ! Voted republican for every GOP candidate since The Gipper.
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Me too ! Voted republican for every GOP candidate since The Gipper.

As for me.

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As for me.

Nixon
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...and the good Lord willing....NObama.



Remove the 2 "Nixon's" and the "Ford" and you'd have my voting record.  (I was only 9, almost 10, when Dick won the first time)
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It's so appropriate that DUmmy Bettynumbers can't spell "conservative".

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Perot
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All Repubs, as far back as I can remember, since I've been old enough to vote, which was back in '72.

Could never figure out why anyone would vote for someone who wants to take away my second amendment rights!
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So you're one of the pertotaphiles who helped clinnochio get elected. Thanks.
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So you're one of the pertotaphiles who helped clinnochio get elected. Thanks.

You're welcome.
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You're welcome.
I'm sure you're proud. At least you have the courage to admit it. I have only met (in person, or otherwise) one other person who would admit to being a Perot voter.
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I'm sure you're proud. At least you have the courage to admit it. I have only met (in person, or otherwise) one other person who would admit to being a Perot voter.

I don't remember asking for your kudos.
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I don't remember asking for your kudos.

Ooooooooh, get a nerve touched there, Reb, snicker.

I got news, Perot talked a hell of a good game, but he sank like a rock there at the end, so I couldn't bring myself to vote for him.

But, anything would have been better than Clintoon!
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Ooooooooh, get a nerve touched there, Reb, snicker.

I got news, Perot talked a hell of a good game, but he sank like a rock there at the end, so I couldn't bring myself to vote for him.

But, anything would have been better than Clintoon!

I was in the military, young and idealistic. I still believe in his message, just don't believe a 3rd party could ever get elected.
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Ooooooooh, get a nerve touched there, Reb, snicker.

I got news, Perot talked a hell of a good game, but he sank like a rock there at the end, so I couldn't bring myself to vote for him.

But, anything would have been better than Clintoon!

Obama?   :-)

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Ooooooooh, get a nerve touched there, Reb, snicker.

I got news, Perot talked a hell of a good game, but he sank like a rock there at the end, so I couldn't bring myself to vote for him.

But, anything would have been better than Clintoon!

Cut him some slack, it was his first vote...at least he didn't vote for Clinton.

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