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Title: A Nightmare
Post by: CC27 on January 14, 2020, 08:06:33 AM
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last chance (29 posts)


A Nightmare

 
I had a nightmare that Trump addressed the American people. He said he realized the deficit was growing and we needed the wall. He said Mexico was going to pay for it, but it might take several years before they could do it. He said his friends Putin and Kim had offered to send troops and other personnel to take over the defense of the United States. They had also said there would be no monetary fees for the first two years. Trump said this will save billions of dollars we spend on defense so we can build the wall and lower the deficit and might even lower tax’s more. He smiled and said I am the master of the deal.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10553382

That was terrible new DUmmie.
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 14, 2020, 08:12:45 AM
8 years of Clinton and 8 years of Obama I have had 0 nightmares about either one.
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: USA4ME on January 14, 2020, 08:34:49 AM
8 years of Clinton and 8 years of Obama I have had 0 nightmares about either one.

No kidding. The biggest thing I had to worry about was finding new inventive ways to shelter income and a minor concern that either one of them could have gotten us into an armed conflict, something that neither of them were mentally equipped to handle themselves, much less preside over a nation during.

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Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: SVPete on January 14, 2020, 08:45:37 AM
As DUmp-cred-seeking posts by LPC Noobs go, that was pathetic.
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 14, 2020, 03:18:10 PM
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last chance (29 posts)


A Nightmare

you blew your last chance DUmmy.
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: ExGeeEye on January 14, 2020, 05:15:18 PM
you blew your last chance DUmmy.

What was his name?
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: catsmtrods on January 15, 2020, 05:53:40 AM
Liberalism is a mental disorder
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: jukin on January 15, 2020, 01:37:09 PM
A DUmmy goes into a bar and mooches three free tequila shots from productive people. The DUmmy throws them back in 15 seconds. The bartender says "What's going on?"

The DUmmy says "I just had my first blow job."

Bartender says "Well hell I'll buy you a shot too."

DUmmy says "No.  If three shots won't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
Title: Re: A Nightmare
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 18, 2020, 02:21:29 PM
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last chance (29 posts)


A Nightmare

 
I had a nightmare that Trump addressed the American people. He said he realized the deficit was growing and we needed the wall. He said Mexico was going to pay for it, but it might take several years before they could do it. He said his friends Putin and Kim had offered to send troops and other personnel to take over the defense of the United States. They had also said there would be no monetary fees for the first two years. Trump said this will save billions of dollars we spend on defense so we can build the wall and lower the deficit and might even lower tax’s more. He smiled and said I am the master of the deal.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10553382

A nightmare that is politically themed? Okay.