Greetings.
This thread for nominating one’s choices for
Top DUmmies of 2016 and the accompanying William Rivers Pitt award, the “Bill,†will remain open and accept nominations for the next ten days, until circa suppertime Saturday December 3.
Any registered member is eligible to nominate and later, to vote. This includes
bona fide members and primitives masquerading as decent and civilized people.
Voting will take place between Sunday, December 4 through circa suppertime Tuesday, December 13; the standards and rules for voting will be explained on that thread.
Awards will be handed out the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day, with the last one, the big one, the
Top DUmmie of 2016 being announced circa suppertime Saturday December 31.
There are two other awards---the Ralphie and the franksolich—but those are proprietary awards of my good friend and esteemed colleague Mr. Wiggum and myself, for which no input is sought.
Winners of previous years can be found in the DUmping Ground, the “reference library†of the DUmpster, at:
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For Top DUmmies (ten are selected), any primitive who was physically present on Skins’s island, on DU Jr., or on Manny’s jackass message board at any time during the year 2016, is eligible for nomination and selection.
One is free to use one’s own criteria when determining what top DUmmiehood is.
The William Rivers Pitt award, the “Bill,†is for the most memorable primitive of the past fifteen years, since the surfacing of Skins’s island in January 2001.
The “Bill†is a one-time only award; previous winners not eligible. The previous winners include TomInTib, the Bostonian Drunkard, BouncyBall, cousin nadin, Alan Grayson, the subway cat, walrus-face, and the sordid sleazy sweaty terminal big guy in Bellevue.
(For those new here, that’s TomInTib, William Pitt, BouncyBall, nadinbrzezinski, Alan Grayson, undergroundpanther, DainBramaged, and Omaha Steve.) While eligible for 2016 top DUmmiehood, don’t waste your time nominating them for the “Bill.â€
Thank you for your participation.