Let loose the dogs of racism

[Skul]

Here we go again.
Brand spanking new, and sure to draw primatives attention.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002366740

RandySF (3,751 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore


 Chief U.S. District Judge sends racially charged email about president
HELENA — Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull on Wednesday admitted to sending a racially charged email about President Barack Obama from his courthouse chambers.

Cebull, of Billings, was nominated by former President George W. Bush and received his commission in 2001 and has served as chief judge for the District of Montana since 2008.

The subject line of the email, which Cebull sent from his official courthouse email address on Feb. 20 at 3:42 p.m., reads: "A MOM'S MEMORY."

The forwarded text reads as follow:

"Normally I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

"A little boy said to his mother; 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?'" the email joke reads. "His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

http://www.greatfallstribune.com/article/20120229/NEWS01/120229014/Chief-U-S-District-Judge-sends-racially-charged-email-about-president0    

Let's see what this drags out. Ought to be good.

[obumazombie]

There are more than a few moles and plants that pretend to be conservative, or TEA party, or GOP, or whatever, who spew racism in the hopes that the backfire will hurt the right. Almost always the lib is a true racist, and is discovered to be the plant they are.

[mamacags]

How is that racist?  Insert hair color in and it is just as funny.

[thundley4]

How is that racist?  Insert hair color in and it is just as funny.

Yep.

[dandi]

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[Skul]

AANND, they're off!!

Response to RandySF (Original post)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 11:31 PM
 elleng (29,047 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

2. Should be impeached.

Expected reply. Try again.

Response to RandySF (Original post)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 11:31 PM
 applegrove (51,810 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. There is so much hatred there.

Where?

Response to RandySF (Original post)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 11:35 PM
 one_voice (5,705 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

4. That is a ****ing disgrace...

he's a disgrace to the bench and the human race.

Not only is it racially charged, it's a terrible slam of the President's mother.

I ****ing hate these people.     

Read the comments that are sure to follow, then ask me about hatered.  Go ahead, you can do it.

Response to RandySF (Original post)
Wed Feb 29, 2012, 11:40 PM
 lonestarnot (66,726 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. That ****ing bastard is sending that trash from a government computer, drawing the salary that

taxpayers pay at over 125 K annually. Throw that ****er from the bench!

Does this meen we can talk about Holder, Lee, Waters, etc?
How much taxpayer money do they suck.

Bound to get better.

[DumbAss Tanker]

It's always wiser to forward those with a "Look at this example of horrible hatemail I received in my email today, tsk tsk!" message above them.

 

Just sayin'

[Tucker]

LOL

All letters straight in the DUmpster.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002367828

Bruce Wayne (373 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Judge Cebull, 316 N. 26th St., Rm 5405, Billings MT 59101
You pay Cebull's salary. Tell him what you think of the job he is doing.

His mailing address is

Chief Judge Richard Cebull
US District Court
316 N. 26th Street
Room 5405
Billings, Montana 59101

[Gina]

It's always wiser to forward those with a "Look at this example of horrible hatemail I received in my email today, tsk tsk!" message above them.

 

Just sayin'

 

[Rebel]

"A little boy said to his mother; 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?'" the email joke reads. "His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

Hey DUmbasses, is he not black? Is his mother not white? How is it racist?

[Tucker]

Hey DUmbasses, is he not black? Is his mother not white? How is it racist?

And isn't he married to a Wookie?

[Texacon]

It's always wiser to forward those with a "Look at this example of horrible hatemail I received in my email today, tsk tsk!" message above them.

 

Just sayin'

 

DAT ... you should be a lawyer!

Oh, wait ...

 

KC

[Tucker]

Lurking DUmmies.

Stolen wedding picture.

[BadCat]

Bruce Wayne (373 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

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Judge Cebull, 316 N. 26th St., Rm 5405, Billings MT 59101
You pay Cebull's salary. Tell him what you think of the job he is doing.

His mailing address is

Yeah, like any of them can afford a stamp.

[AllosaursRus]

Uh, do we really need to look up all the jokes you hypocrites circulated about "W", Condoleezza Rice, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and a whole slew of others. I'll bet a shit load of them originated from your heroes in office!

So take your fake outrage and stuff it where the sun don't shine, ya Dip shits

[BlueStateSaint]

Uh, do we really need to look up all the jokes you hypocrites circulated about "W", Condoleezza Rice, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and a whole slew of others. I'll bet a shit load of them originated from your heroes in office!

So take your fake outrage and stuff it where the sun don't shine, ya Dip shits

I think a rehash of them would be in order.  Let them see the Hate that they accuse us of having.

[AllosaursRus]

I think a rehash of them would be in order.  Let them see the Hate that they accuse us of having.

I'll see what I can do!

[BlueStateSaint]

I'll see what I can do!

There's enough DUrkers around these threads . . .

[AllosaursRus]

Here's one that shows how much respect they have for one not in agreement with the hive...

Here's the text if the screen shot is too hard to read.

pauliedangerously Donating Member (843 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Oct-20-04 01:46 AM
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George W. Bush joke....hope everyone hasn't already heard it
   
From my internet friend at anotherperspective.org:




George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and
over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked
on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

[obumazombie]

For a joke to be funny, it has to have a kernel of truth in it. George Bush was so classy, he would never have considered that temptation. Libs don't understand class.

[AllosaursRus]

Here's another where the poster thinks he/she is hilarious!

and the text....

JailBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Nov-19-03 06:23 AM
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Really BAD Bush Jokes
   
Hey, I made these up myself! If you appreciate them, donate some money to Democratic Underground. They haven't banned me yet!

* * * * * * * * * *

1. What do you call a moral midget who lives in the African bush?

A bushman.


2. What do you call a moron who gets a sex change operation?

A bushtit.


3. What do you call a unit of measurement for quantifying the lies George W. Bush tells in an average day?

A bushel.


4. What do you call a Texan whore who kills her boyfriend, then marries a drug addict?

Laura Bush.


5. If Mt. Rushmore was renamed Mt. Bushmore, which president would George W. most likely replace?

None - George W. Bush isn't a real president!


6. If George W. Bush is one heartbeat away from the presidency, where's Dick Cheney?

No one knows.


7. What type of reading skills do fuzzy math fans favor?

Foniks.


8. What kind of people waste taxpayers' time outlawing freedom fries?

Dick taters.


9. If George W. Bush was castrated, who'd be the last to know?

Laura Bush.


10. If Ronald Reagan divorced his wife, Eva Peron, what would he tell his son, George W. Bush?

"Son, the best thing you can do as Sheriff of Texas is to get someone to paint the Berlin Wall!"

[obumazombie]

I hope that guy never tries that material in a standup routine.

[DLR Pyro]

For a joke to be funny, it has to have a kernel of truth in it. George Bush was so classy, he would never have considered that temptation. Libs don't understand class.

also for a joke to be funny, brevity is the key.  This piece of (sh)wit has over 300 words in it.  far too many words to hold my interest til the punchline.

[DumbAss Tanker]

JailBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Nov-19-03 06:23 AM
Original message
Really BAD Bush Jokes
   
Hey, I made these up myself! If you appreciate them, donate some money to Democratic Underground. They haven't banned me yet!

Wow, those really sucked!  #10 didn't even make any damned sense at all.

[AllosaursRus]

Check this shit out!

zeos3 Donating Member (912 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Nov-25-09 03:12 AM
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Subject: IF GEORGE BUSH WERE AN IDIOT...
   
Got this email today. Anybody want to help out with a point by point response?



This shows a double standard as Obama can make many errors and not get criticized for any of it. Also shows the liberal media bias, or how scared they are to criticize him.



Subject: IF GEORGE BUSH WERE AN IDIOT...


If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given England's Prime Minister Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro (#4)" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you
have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually
get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have approved.

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

LET'S SEE HOW MANY OF YOU FORWARD THIS..

here's the link!

the responses are just as dishonest as everything else they snivel about!

Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Nov-25-09 05:16 AM
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1. This is a regurgitation of a rightwing chain email titled, 'report card'
   
Edited on Wed Nov-25-09 05:18 AM by Lasher
That earlier version made the rounds in September. The lies are not in the same order as your example but I believe they are all there[/b[. Here it is, with responses for your consideration:

At which time he spews his ignorance of any of the facts!