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Title: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Freeper on June 14, 2012, 07:13:01 PM
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proud2BlibKansan (91,901 posts)

 
A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)

Dear bug eaters,

Shut the **** up. Just for five ****ing minutes.

We know you want to end taxation. We know you don’t care that every reputable economist on the *******ed ****ing planet has tried to explain to you inbred sister****ers that austerity budgets and tax breaks for billionaires and transnational corporations makes joblessness worse, not better. It makes the recession worse, not better. It makes the deficit worse, not better.

But you don’t care what experts have to say, do you, knuckle-draggers, because all you care about is what makes you feel better. And what makes you feel better, apparently, is waddling up and down the street with powdered wigs and little flags and misspelled signs with pictures of the president wearing a turban, and you think that makes your opinion equal to those of educated experts who do research for a living. Don’t you get how utterly ****ing bug-stupid that makes you look?

We know you want to drill for oil in Yellowstone and downtown Detroit and ****ing Disneyland and two miles down through the ****ing Antarctic ice cap and on Mars and every *******ed place you can think of, until the entire solar system is a polluted piece of steaming shit just like ****ing Texas.

We know you email each other ape jokes and watermelon jokes and other racist Ku Klux Klan ****ing bullshit–just what, three years?– after screaming TREASON! at anyone who dared disagree with George W. Bush, and two years after deciding to tell everyone you’re not actually Republican because that would mean you voted for the moron who destroyed our economy.

more . . . http://****theteabaggers.wordpress.com/2010/10/27/hello-world/#comment-130

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002808604

Damn they are on to me, I want to eliminate all taxes, I want to have dirty air, dirty water, and poisoned food, and I'm a huge racist too boot.  :whatever:

Once again they prove just how little they know of what we believe in.

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monmouth (19,361 posts)
2. And they're all upset with Bush's head on a stick (Game of Thrones)..Hypocrisy unlimited...n/t

Personally I don't care that a bunch of moonbats from HBO did that, what I do care about is the hypocrisy coming from you goons over it.

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annabanana (42,865 posts)
3. ooo is he gonna GET IT!.. After the baggers look up all those

long words, and unravel all those compound sentences...

Maybe sometime next February.

 :whatever:

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SoutherDem (1,113 posts)
7. Does the letter come with a dictionary?

I thing some of the words are over their heads.

What's scary is you think that piece of crap is intelligent. It's nothing but a temper tantrum from someone who can't stand that people dare to think differently.

The last line of this tantrum is probably the funniest part of the whole thing,
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You lost the *******ed ****ing presidential election, you bastards.

Go away!

I can't wait until Nov 6th when we can throw those words right back in your face.

Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 07:16:57 PM
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monmouth (19,361 posts)
2. And they're all upset with Bush's head on a stick (Game of Thrones)..Hypocrisy unlimited...n/t
Would they be upset with an image of Barack hanging from a noose?
We would all find that inappropriate.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: jukin on June 14, 2012, 07:19:59 PM
I am so impressed the screed that a sub 80 IQ challenged person took days to put together. I'm voting destruction, misery, and death. IOW democrat policies.

BTW, I will have an IQ test for $100 with any DUchebag, anytime, anywhere and spot them 80 points. Since they are DUchebags I have lowered the amount and they have to put the money up front for my favorite charity; razor blades for liberasl on 11/6&7/2012.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Mike220 on June 14, 2012, 07:25:04 PM
If I'm illiterate, how could I read that?
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: thundley4 on June 14, 2012, 07:26:41 PM
Dear proud2BlibKansan, you DUmb scrunt.  Just because you say something does not make it true.  Keynesian economists may agree with socialist spending but smart economists don't.

So, STFU and go make a sammich for some deserving man.  Leave the thinking to people that have more than one brain cell.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 07:37:36 PM
I am so impressed the screed that a sub 80 IQ challenged person took days to put together. I'm voting destruction, misery, and death. IOW democrat policies.

BTW, I will have an IQ test for $100 with any DUchebag, anytime, anywhere and spot them 80 points. Since they are DUchebags I have lowered the amount and they have to put the money up front for my favorite charity; razor blades for liberasl on 11/6&7/2012.
...and she supposedly teaches school. That's the sad part.
I often wonder if responsible parents are aware of this loon,
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: RWKindaGuy on June 14, 2012, 07:41:48 PM
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SoutherDem (1,113 posts)
7. Does the letter come with a dictionary?

I thing some of the words are over their heads.

Did you attend the Nadin school of writing?
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Freeper on June 14, 2012, 07:48:15 PM
...and she supposedly teaches school. That's the sad part.
I often wonder if responsible parents are aware of this loon,

She didn't write it, some moonbat on a blog did. She just read it and it made her panties so moist she had to post it at DU.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 07:50:25 PM
Did you attend the Nadin school of writing?
I miss hit a key myself, RW.
Can't really call foul on that.  Yet. :-)

Did notice that, Freeper.
Makes the DUmpmonkey equal.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: wasp69 on June 14, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
I think it should be noted that proud2bretarded's c/p is from 27 October 2010, just prior to the midterm ass kicking.

Rehashed garbage from leftist filth.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Ballygrl on June 14, 2012, 08:14:17 PM
I guess she realized that Romney is leading Obama in key states? and according to Rasmussen leading in the Electoral College?
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 14, 2012, 08:19:57 PM
 :straw:

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on June 14, 2012, 08:25:04 PM
If I'm illiterate, how could I read that?

I'd like to know how the definition of "reputable expert" changed to "the dumbasses whose shitty ideas ****ed up the world in the first place".
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: GeorgeKaplan on June 14, 2012, 08:26:06 PM
Proud2BLib is a school teacher. Really? How can someone so lacking in critical thinking actually get a job teaching in Kansas? This isn't New York or California. What an absolute mouth-breathing moron.

I'm not even going to refute the nonsense in the copy & paste, doesn't deserve it.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: USA4ME on June 14, 2012, 08:28:54 PM
I guess the kook who wrote the stupid rant needs to say something to Merkel and Hollande, because austerity is coming to Europe whether the moonbats like it or not.

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Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Duke Nukum on June 14, 2012, 08:30:56 PM
She didn't write it, some moonbat on a blog did. She just read it and it made her panties so moist she had to post it at DU.
I knew she didn't write if right off the bat. She's a liberal school teacher.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 08:34:02 PM
Proud2BLib is a school teacher. Really? How can someone so lacking in critical thinking actually get a job teaching in Kansas? This isn't New York or California. What an absolute mouth-breathing moron.

I'm not even going to refute the nonsense in the copy & paste, doesn't deserve it.
I believe she's part of the KC, MO, group. Not the state of Kansas.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: BEG on June 14, 2012, 09:13:23 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/b311744f.jpg)

I put this in here just because.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: BEG on June 14, 2012, 09:17:26 PM
What is this?  "utterly ****ing bug-stupid"
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: BEG on June 14, 2012, 09:21:46 PM
:straw:

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Heh  :-)
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Skul on June 14, 2012, 09:33:08 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/b311744f.jpg)

I put this in here just because.
Adobe PhotoShop could have helped with that.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Splashdown on June 14, 2012, 09:34:52 PM
Proud2BLib is a school teacher. Really? How can someone so lacking in critical thinking actually get a job teaching in Kansas? This isn't New York or California. What an absolute mouth-breathing moron.

I'm not even going to refute the nonsense in the copy & paste, doesn't deserve it.

It's PUBLIC school. Anything can happen.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Splashdown on June 14, 2012, 09:35:33 PM
What is this?  "utterly ****ing bug-stupid"

Think she's referring to MikeC.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: thundley4 on June 14, 2012, 09:42:51 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/b311744f.jpg)

I put this in here just because.

I've seen pictures of drag queens that look more like a woman than her.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Celtic Rose on June 14, 2012, 09:48:18 PM
I am so impressed the screed that a sub 80 IQ challenged person took days to put together. I'm voting destruction, misery, and death. IOW democrat policies.

BTW, I will have an IQ test for $100 with any DUchebag, anytime, anywhere and spot them 80 points. Since they are DUchebags I have lowered the amount and they have to put the money up front for my favorite charity; razor blades for liberasl on 11/6&7/2012.

You know what, I'll join you in this challenge.  DU'ers, I challenge you to an IQ test, the loser pays $100 to the charity of the winner's choice.  

I'm sick of your characterization of the right as a bunch of inbred idiots.  In fact, you had better hope that I'm not an idiot, because I could very well be providing nursing care to your child in the future, and guess what, most nursing schools don't hire idiots.  

I know a lot of Democrats, after all, I spent 26 years in the Bay Area.  I lived in Berkeley for 2 months.  I honestly believe that most Democrats are overly naive and idealistic, but I don't demonize them as you like to demonize Republicans.  I've long believed that people tend to insult people about things they themselves are self-conscious about.  With all your harping about the idiocy of the right, you might want to take a good, hard look at your own people.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: JakeStyle on June 14, 2012, 09:55:17 PM
She is a transvestite donkey witch, that is why she supports Obama.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ2cjDwaTsU[/youtube]
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: BEG on June 14, 2012, 09:59:03 PM
You know what, I'll join you in this challenge.  DU'ers, I challenge you to an IQ test, the loser pays $100 to the charity of the winner's choice.  

I'm sick of your characterization of the right as a bunch of inbred idiots.  In fact, you had better hope that I'm not an idiot, because I could very well be providing nursing care to your child in the future, and guess what, most nursing schools don't hire idiots.  

I know a lot of Democrats, after all, I spent 26 years in the Bay Area.  I lived in Berkeley for 2 months.  I honestly believe that most Democrats are overly naive and idealistic, but I don't demonize them as you like to demonize Republicans.  I've long believed that people tend to insult people about things they themselves are self-conscious about.  With all your harping about the idiocy of the right, you might want to take a good, hard look at your own people.

Burn H5
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Big Don on June 14, 2012, 10:40:50 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/b311744f.jpg)

I put this in here just because.
Girl I worked with asked who would want to go to Parker's house. My response: Jockeys.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2012, 10:43:02 PM
I've seen pictures of drag queens that look more like a woman than her.
[youtube=425,350]Hc_vPPv4vLg[/youtube]
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: diesel driver on June 15, 2012, 05:17:58 AM
She didn't write it, some moonbat on a blog did. She just read it and it made her panties so moist she had to post it at DU.

Probably the most excited she's been in 30-40 years, November 2008 excluded. 

That's when she had "a thrill running down her leg."   :lmao:
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: movie buff on June 15, 2012, 05:33:33 AM
Ah, another standard DU thread: The "Open letter to the American people," which reveals nothing except what an ignorant, obscene, condescending, self- righteous moron the letter- writer is.

What's scary is you think that piece of crap is intelligent. It's nothing but a temper tantrum from someone who can't stand that people dare to think differently.

I know.
That is easily the stupidest "Open letter from a liberal" I've ever read, even the ones that Michael Moore publishes whenever he wants some attention contain at least some vague attempt to communicate coherent points and win people over.
This letter is just an obscene, brainless, incoherent insult towards everyone who ISN'T an ultra- liberal moonbat, based simply around stereotypes and straw- men that kansan picked up from 'The Simpsons' and 'Family Guy' because he knows less than nothing about conservatives' actual beliefs.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 15, 2012, 07:21:39 AM
DUmmies: The reason 4-letter words were invented.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: AprilRazz on June 15, 2012, 07:39:10 AM
Proud2BLib is a school teacher. Really? How can someone so lacking in critical thinking actually get a job teaching in Kansas? This isn't New York or California. What an absolute mouth-breathing moron.

I'm not even going to refute the nonsense in the copy & paste, doesn't deserve it.
You want even more frighting? Pammy, the Dementjeep primitive, is a teacher as well.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Karin on June 15, 2012, 08:17:50 AM
I think it should be noted that proud2bretarded's c/p is from 27 October 2010, just prior to the midterm ass kicking.


 :lmao:  Good catch, Wasp.  It makes them look even more ineffectual and impotent than they already are.  I guess the blogger didn't win many hearts and minds.  

Open Letter to Conservatives:  You are a sister****er.  Now vote for my side.  


P.S.  If my kid's teacher was posting shit like this on the internet, such as what Anne Pritchett is posting, I'd raise such a stink at schoolboard meetings, PTA meetings, and the local paper.  This is seriously inappropriate behavior for teachers. 

Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Vagabond on June 15, 2012, 10:02:40 AM
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proud2BlibKansan (91,901 posts)

 
A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)

Dear bug eaters,

Shut the **** up. Just for five ****ing minutes.

We know you want to end taxation. We know you don’t care that every reputable economist on the *******ed ****ing planet has tried to explain to you inbred sister****ers that austerity budgets and tax breaks for billionaires and transnational corporations makes joblessness worse, not better. It makes the recession worse, not better. It makes the deficit worse, not better.

But you don’t care what experts have to say, do you, knuckle-draggers, because all you care about is what makes you feel better. And what makes you feel better, apparently, is waddling up and down the street with powdered wigs and little flags and misspelled signs with pictures of the president wearing a turban, and you think that makes your opinion equal to those of educated experts who do research for a living. Don’t you get how utterly ****ing bug-stupid that makes you look?

We know you want to drill for oil in Yellowstone and downtown Detroit and ****ing Disneyland and two miles down through the ****ing Antarctic ice cap and on Mars and every *******ed place you can think of, until the entire solar system is a polluted piece of steaming shit just like ****ing Texas.

We know you email each other ape jokes and watermelon jokes and other racist Ku Klux Klan ****ing bullshit–just what, three years?– after screaming TREASON! at anyone who dared disagree with George W. Bush, and two years after deciding to tell everyone you’re not actually Republican because that would mean you voted for the moron who destroyed our economy.

Dear Self-Deluded Tool,

You never once payed attention to what Keynes said even as you spout off about him. 

Since I know you lurk here, I'll tell you the gist of the good advice Keynes had.  He said government should endeavour to keep spending low, as in below revenue, during good times and act as a buyer of last resort using funds stored during the good times.  It would work as a way to smooth the bumps if it had been applied properly.  He could not have envisioned systemic deficits we are now facing as a result of the government spending every dime it brought in  and then twice as much more for years on end.  He would have told you it wouldn't work.  His comment, "We will all die someday" referred to a government using revolving credit to finance a continous yearly debt. 

Ludwig Von Mises commented that a system based entirely on credit only has two ends.  It expands to certain point where the currency loses value and austerity of some sort is  imposed to stop the loss in value, or credit continues to expand until the entire value of the currency and economic system supporting it is destroyed.  Guess what day we have arrived at. 

The gates of economic hell are open wide and about two steps away, Pam.  Do you wish to stop or continue?
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: wasp69 on June 15, 2012, 10:02:53 AM
P.S.  If my kid's teacher was posting shit like this on the internet, such as what Anne Pritchett is posting, I'd raise such a stink at schoolboard meetings, PTA meetings, and the local paper.  This is seriously inappropriate behavior for teachers. 

I've only had one, no make that two, serious issues with public educators.  Where I live is an extremely red area and they, for the most part, stick to teaching the kids IAW the state SOLs.  The idiotic leftist twaddle that surfaces every now and again (like the 2nd grade teacher for my youngest having the children make cards to send to barry big ears begging him to "end the war" while her oldest brother was in Afghanistan) is a nuisance that is slapped down pretty easily with an eye to eye conference with the principal and an implied threat of forwarding such material to the school board, local veterans groups, my active duty buddies, and every conservative website on the planet.

If I ever discovered a local public school admin or "educator" doing the same stupid shit Anne and Pamela do at the DUmp (or similar leftist slime pit), tacking their career scalp on my wall would become my life mission.  It would probably be a good thing if these two idiots kept in mind that they may run across a loving, aware, and involved parent that will not tolerate the kind of crap those two pull online.
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Reality vs DU on June 15, 2012, 11:15:37 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_x-fk7m8OY[/youtube]
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Reality vs DU on June 15, 2012, 11:23:39 AM
Anyone know what school DUmmy Anne Pritchett teaches at?
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Wineslob on June 15, 2012, 02:03:57 PM
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1204/sarah-sarah-jessica-parker-ugly-horse-demotivational-posters-1333962478.jpg)



 :rofl:
Title: Re: A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Post by: Skul on June 15, 2012, 02:29:24 PM
*snort*  :lol: :lol: