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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on February 08, 2012, 12:49:18 AM
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Earlier, someone raised a question about nadin's membership in Seal Team 6.
Of course they come to her for instruction, but we don't know whether she's actually an operator.
She gives us a hint by letting us know about her expertise at rapelling.
When her enormous bulk came sliding down that rope from the helicopter, Osama gave up, and another Seal popped him.
Wed Feb 8, 2012, 12:26 AM
nadinbrzezinski (101,586 posts)
Cliff Rescue Costs Add Up
Cliff rescues can be exciting to watch, but they happen pretty often.
Besides being costly to the taxpayer, they put lives at risk. It's an average of two rescues every month, and the costs add up.
Emergency crews come to the rescue of all types on the cliffs, from hikers to naked women and even dogs.
“Along the coast we range between 40 to 50 cliff rescues every year,†said San Diego Lifeguards Lt. Andy Lerum.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46303541/ns/local_news-san_diego_ca/#.TzIG__F5mSM
No they are not fun to watch, let alone participate in....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002282546
Response to cliffordu (Reply #1)
Wed Feb 8, 2012, 12:42 AM
nadinbrzezinski (101,586 posts)
2. LOL. trust me I needed that.
On serious note, if we ever decide to teach nephews to rappel, I will need to buy new equipment. To be honest, rather not.
Yep, nutcase nadin has shimmied up and down sheer cliffs so much, her equipment is worn out!
Response to cliffordu (Reply #3)
Wed Feb 8, 2012, 01:01 AM
nadinbrzezinski (101,586 posts)
I just get paranoid of using other people's gear. It comes from having been in a rescue unit. Why doing stupid, exciting, stuff like that on vacation, we pass.
But that is for parents to worry. And ignorance is bliss.
I should still replace the line though...if we needed to get out, assuming I could find an anchor... I guess will invest in a window ladder...same price, more or less.
Replacing that line might be a good idea. After hundreds of trips up and down Half Dome and the Matterhorn, it's worn out.
On top of that, nutcase nadin appears to be pushing 350 pounds, a pretty serious load for a zip line.
If she has to escape a second-story fire in that crappy little San Diego condo, her biggest problem will be fitting through the window frame.
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That fat slice of stupid cake has never been anywhere near a rappel line. If it had it wouldn't be typing that crap that it posts. God help the person below it the first time it goes down the line.
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Not only are her claims unbelievable because of her gigantic, morbidly obese body mass, she makes absolutely no sense.
Why doing stupid, exciting, stuff like that on vacation, we pass.
But that is for parents to worry. And ignorance is bliss.
WTH does that mean?
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I would pay to see her cliff rescue of a naked women!
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I would pay to see her cliff rescue of a naked women!
What if she's naked during the rescue? :o :bolt: :panic: :runaway:
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What if she's naked during the rescue? :o :bolt: :panic: :runaway:
BS for that mental image.
Don't eeever do that again. :asssmack:
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Are we sure Nadin isn't TominTibs very unnattractive obese twin sister? :whatever:
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I thought she was like a 100? :yawn:
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I'd like to see someone propeller down a cliff.
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I'd like to see someone propeller down a cliff.
:cheersmate: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: you punny
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She (it) is probably good at rappelling. She (it) is so ugly, gravity doesn't even want her (it).
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Are we sure Nadin isn't TominTibs very unnattractive obese twin sister? :whatever:
:lol:
hi - 5
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She (it) is probably good at rappelling. She (it) is so ugly, gravity doesn't even want her (it).
I jurst have a problem with the hairline :fuelfire:
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Maybe "rappelling" is a Nadinism for eating. The only thing i see her "rappelling" down is a gigantic sundae
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You know, if I were nadin, I wouldn't be rappelling with anything less than 2-3/4" anchor chain.
Anything less than that might snap.
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After fact-checking her account I can attest to its validity.
I have photopgraphic proof of nadin in her repellant rapelling harness and suspended from a considerable height:
(http://seattlefoodgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/duck-prosciutto.jpg)
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/08/article-2098169-11A30ECC000005DC-641_634x922.jpg)
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You know, if I were nadin, I wouldn't be rappelling with anything less than 2-3/4" anchor chain.
Anything less than that might snap.
You are absolutly right Frank. One thing you learn in Air Assault School is about tensil strengh of anything you use to either sling load cargo or rappel with. That maybe the bare minimum to haul her ass down anything let alone a mountain side.
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OMG! I have been gone all day and come here and this is the first post I read and I am LMFAO! First, the mental image of Nadin on a rope going down the side of a cliff, and then all of your comments is cracking me up.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Not to mention Gina's little gift to us. :o
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inb4dutchsays "boobiez"
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Nads? Repelling, maybe.
Cause let's face it, any woman who makes Gabriel Iglesias go, "DAYUM!!!" and John Pinette go, "I say NAY NAY!" ain't exactly 1--skinny, 2--attractive.
We already know about the (lack of) intelligence.
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I googled but did not read "Naked woman cliff rescue sandy-ago" or something like that and lo-N-behold they did have one.
I bet Nadin had to beat off 50 guys to get in on that rescue. :-)
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inb4dutchsays "boobiez"
H5 for the firstiez! YAY! :yahoo:
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Nads? Repelling, maybe.
Cause let's face it, any woman who makes Gabriel Iglesias go, "DAYUM!!!" and John Pinette go, "I say NAY NAY!" ain't exactly 1--skinny, 2--attractive.
We already know about the (lack of) intelligence.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Love John Pinette!
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I googled but did not read "Naked woman cliff rescue sandy-ago" or something like that and lo-N-behold they did have one.
I bet Nadin had to beat off 50 guys to get in on that rescue. :-)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/243/958/6fa.gif)
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nadinbrzezinski
7. Here is worst than that.
A rock face is geologically stable...these cliffs, from La Jolla to Ensenada, are not. This complicates the rescue by levels of magnitude... And at times involves ground and air personnel. Why I said they are not fun to watch, let alone participate in. They are down right dangerous. Yup, got a few under my belt in Playas...
Charging them, San Diego started with fools who cross barriers for floods. I agree, after all La Jolla has nice do not cross, unstable cliff signs.
:whatever:
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I thought she was like a 100? :yawn:
When one considers the size of her resume, she must be pushing at least 125 years by now.
Unless, the above comment is referring to weight- Then, I would suggest that for her to be 100 would mean she is about 3 foot 8 in height.
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What if she's naked during the rescue? :o :bolt: :panic: :runaway:
Do you mind? :thatsright: I had just finished eating.
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Do you mind? :thatsright: I had just finished eating.
sushi? :naughty:
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sushi? :naughty:
You should be spanked. No wait, you'd probably like it. :naughty:
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You should be spanked. No wait, you'd probably like it. :naughty:
Yes, she would.
So, for Gina . . . :asssmack:
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nadinbrzezinski
7. Here is worst than that.
A rock face is geologically stable...these cliffs, from La Jolla to Ensenada, are not. This complicates the rescue by levels of magnitude... And at times involves ground and air personnel. Why I said they are not fun to watch, let alone participate in. They are down right dangerous. Yup, got a few under my belt in Playas...
Charging them, San Diego started with fools who cross barriers for floods. I agree, after all La Jolla has nice do not cross, unstable cliff signs.
(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1617341254146&id=8344e51a95cc9a1cee784d04b575a9f9)
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Wed Feb 8, 2012, 12:26 AM
nadinbrzezinski (101,586 posts)
Emergency crews come to the rescue of all types on the cliffs
I don't see how the free on-line rags can afford to have her as a cub reporter. They had to hire an additional copy editor, at a considerable expense, just to correct her submissions.
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San Diego? say, isn't that where the (in)famous Black's Beach is located?
Unlike the La Jolla Cove region, this beach does not smell like rotting fish!I love Blacks Beach for the following reasons:
- The hike down makes it more of an adventure, and it cuts back on the crowds as well. I love hiking, therefore, this is a plus.
- There is a secret ramp that winds its way down to the beach about a half mile south of the cliffs. Makes for a nicer way back up if you're not feeling up to the climb.
- The water is blue.
- The surf is, from what I hear, very good there.
- It is scenic like none other! It has the beauty of the north county beaches with a fraction of the seaweed
- Parking is very accommodating. There is a HUGE open dirt lot next to the Glider Port lot which never fills - not even when UCSD AND Salk are having events.
- You get the viewing pleasure of watching the paragliders as they draft overhead. So many colors!
- Great place for photography.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/blacks-beach-la-jolla
I just couldn't resist this comment. :rotf: Sushi anyone??
And oh yes, it is clothing optional. :whistling:
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Yeah, this thing has "avid hiker" and mountain climber written all over it. :whatever:
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/218013_216500958375833_100000477916830_868938_3073228_n.jpg)
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Yeah, this thing has "avid hiker" and mountain climber written all over it. :whatever:
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/218013_216500958375833_100000477916830_868938_3073228_n.jpg)
LOOK AT THAT HAIRLINE! :panic: She does favor Kagan doesn't she?
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LOOK AT THAT HAIRLINE! :panic: She does favor Kagan doesn't she?
They actually look related ( a brother / sister ?) he says walking off strumming his banjo. :lol:
Imagine seeing that au natural on Black's beach. :overreaction:
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Nadin must have a magic mirror.
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I'm not going to begrudge anyone for their eye-wear, as I have glasses - I have problems with bright sun and a nasty astigmatism - If I walk out into the sunlight, I need to wait for my lenses to adjust, else I risk injury as I can't see a damned thing but blinding light. I understand its a personal limitation... Anyway, look at her lenses in that photograph..
She is blind as a bat.
...and they are going to let her rapell down a cliff?
I hope they bring an extra stretcher.
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she has fat fingers too :panic: stubby fat fingers :panic:
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What's up with navy dudes always goin' hoggin'?
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They actually look related ( a brother / sister ?) he says walking off strumming his banjo. :lol:
Imagine seeing that au natural on Black's beach. :overreaction:
I'm not sure of Kagen's gender.
Let's see. A member of the democrat party that dresses like a woman...
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She is blind as a bat.
...and they are going to let her rapell down a cliff?
It's not that bad, but she did have to go pretty high in the chain of command to be signed off for carrier landings.
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What's up with navy dudes always goin' hoggin'?
(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/2813484/views/1,width=178,height=178,interlace=true/navy-save-a-whale-men_design.png)
:naughty:
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What's up with navy dudes always goin' hoggin'?
I think it has to do with all the time spent rigged for red and excessove alcohol consumption. It causes sailors to see differently in poorly lit taverns. That, and the nitrogen bubbles. :fuelfire:
Then too there is that any port in a storm theory.
( I was married before I shipped so escaped all those problems). :rotf:
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(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/218013_216500958375833_100000477916830_868938_3073228_n.jpg)
She used to have a bosom, before the facelift. And, she's wearing a man's shirt.
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I think it has to do with all the time spent rigged for red and excessove alcohol consumption. It causes sailors to see differently in poorly lit taverns. That, and the nitrogen bubbles. :fuelfire:
Then too there is that any port in a storm theory.
( I was married before I shipped so escaped all those problems). :rotf:
She has a certain "manatee" quality. Maybe the Chief thought she was a mermaid!
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Damnit Don! Please don't ever use the word bosom in a thread about Nads again! :asssmack:
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Damnit Don! Please don't ever use the word bosom in a thread about Nads again! :asssmack:
Did Bitch Slap #3 come from you?
If so, I'd say I earned it.
:-)
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Did Bitch Slap #3 come from you?
If so, I'd say I earned it.
:-)
No sir. I don't bitchslap anyone but trolls.
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There should be one of those things that covers the face like on the TV show COPS when anyone post that picture of Nutty Nads.
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That fat slice of stupid cake has never been anywhere near a rappel line. If it had it wouldn't be typing that crap that it posts. God help the person below it the first time it goes down the line.
Might be a good way for a DU'er to commit sepeku! (spelling?) It would definitely squash yer inerds out!
Reguilar Centerfold, ain't she? eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppbbbbrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
edited for clarification! heheheheheheheh
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She used to have a bosom, before the facelift. And, she's wearing a man's shirt.
Jesus, did she take a shower underneath the lube oil strainers?
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Jesus, did she take a shower underneath the lube oil strainers?
Probably took a stroll through the motor pool and feel into the grease rack for the Marines M-1s
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She used to have a bosom, before the facelift...
They should have stopped lifting things up to her face 50 pounds ago.
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Jesus, did she take a shower underneath the lube oil strainers?
My theory is that she washes with lard.
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Nice to see Allo back.
I missed the little stinkbug. :-)
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She looks slippery and pretty heavy, I'm not sure that I would go on belay for that one.
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She looks slippery and pretty heavy, I'm not sure that I would go on belay for that one.
Supper glue Jake, supper glue.
Gitcha some. :lmao:
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My theory is that she washes with lard.
Being a hillbilly, I'd be tempted to fry it.
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Being a hillbilly, I'd be tempted to fry it.
Roll it in flour first though. Gotta find the holes.
Damn people, this thread made me laugh harder than I have in days.
Off topic, but has anyone here besides me ever done an Australian rappel? I'm assuming yes, since we have plenty of active and retired and former military here, otoh, my hubby served 30 years without having to go face first down a 100 foot cliff.
The first time I went down a cliff was strapped to some guy's back harness so he could demonstrate an Australian style rappel...made my solo venture down the cliff a whole lot less scary. :o
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Roll it in flour first though. Gotta find the holes.
Damn people, this thread made me laugh harder than I have in days.
Off topic, but has anyone here besides me ever done an Australian rappel? I'm assuming yes, since we have plenty of active and retired and former military here, otoh, my hubby served 30 years without having to go face first down a 100 foot cliff.
The first time I went down a cliff was strapped to some guy's back harness so he could demonstrate an Australian style rappel...made my solo venture down the cliff a whole lot less scary. :o
Speaking from experience ,you haven't really rappelled until you go down Australian. It's the best thing ever.
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Roll it in flour first though. Gotta find the holes.
Damn people, this thread made me laugh harder than I have in days.
Off topic, but has anyone here besides me ever done an Australian rappel? I'm assuming yes, since we have plenty of active and retired and former military here, otoh, my hubby served 30 years without having to go face first down a 100 foot cliff.
The first time I went down a cliff was strapped to some guy's back harness so he could demonstrate an Australian style rappel...made my solo venture down the cliff a whole lot less scary. :o
I trained ROTC cadets for a year. Lots of rappelling, including Australian. I also strapped coeds to my back for rope descents. :wink: :-)
We made a trip to Boulder, CO that included rappelling at the Amphitheater. One of my MS1 cadets broke her knee, and we had to bring her down in a Stokes basket.
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Expert repeller.
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Speaking from experience ,you haven't really rappelled until you go down Australian. It's the best thing ever.
Yeah, it was quite an exhiliarating experience. The best parts about ROTC Advanced Camp were those kinds of days, and all the weapons ranges.
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I trained ROTC cadets for a year. Lots of rappelling, including Australian. I also strapped coeds to my back for rope descents. :wink: :-)
We made a trip to Boulder, CO that included rappelling at the Amphitheater. One of my MS1 cadets broke her knee, and we had to bring her down in a Stokes basket.
Good grief, a broken knee sounds like a potential commission killer, if she didn't recover fully. Worst thing that happened at camp was one of the girls let go of the rope suspended over 40' water, BEFORE she was given permission by the interrogators. She ended up with two black eyes. Lotsa chicks went through the course with little to no upper body strength-me they had to pull off the chin up bars so everyone else could go eat in the mess hall.
I'm guessing you didn't strap many male cadets on your back for a descent demo. That big bastid picked me cuz I was the thinnest-or so he claimed. :whistling:
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Anyone can rappel down a cliff.
Nadin can rappel UP the cliff.
While carrying The Good Rig, and with one hand tied behind her back.
At 4'11", 375 pounds.
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Nice to see Allo back.
I missed the little stinkbug. :-)
Hey, hey, hey!!!! I know I wade around in horse shit every day, but "stinkbud"?
Hahahahahahahaha!
Good to see ya guys miss me!
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Probably took a stroll through the motor pool and feel into the grease rack for the Marines M-1s
....and managed to save herself with nothing but a dessert spoon and a napkin.
Speaking from experience ,you haven't really rappelled until you go down Australian. It's the best thing ever.
I've had to pay for the pleasure of doing this a couple of times. Back some few years ago you could get a jump off the bungy tower and a "rap jump" with "locals" discount pretty cheap.
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I'm guessing you didn't strap many male cadets on your back for a descent demo.
Not many, but a few.
That big bastid picked me cuz I was the thinnest-or so he claimed. :whistling:
Ummm.... have we met? :naughty:
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Not many, but a few.
Ummm.... have we met? :naughty:
I dunno...were you at Ft. Riley summer of '78? :-)
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....and managed to save herself with nothing but a dessert spoon and a napkin.
I've had to pay for the pleasure of doing this a couple of times. Back some few years ago you could get a jump off the bungy tower and a "rap jump" with "locals" discount pretty cheap.
Its a lot of fun. I was lucky and got paid to do it.
(http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/42/13/140013/3/628x471.jpg)
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I dunno...were you at Ft. Riley summer of '78? :-)
I can neither confirm nor deny...
Actually, I'm at Ft Riley now.
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I can neither confirm nor deny...
Actually, I'm at Ft Riley now.
I'm probably before your time, sonny. :old:
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The only time I've ever been rappelling was on a 100-foot rock face. I lost my footing and slipped halfway down, landing on my bare hand and forearm before stopping.
I have nothing else to add. I just posted this because I'm bored. I'm pretty sure I also sliced the shit out of my finger that week, too. :p
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Hmm, you are a wee bit accident prone, yes? :whistling:
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Sometimes they find me, sometimes I find them. It's a give-and-take kind of relationship.
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Sometimes they find me, sometimes I find them. It's a give-and-take kind of relationship.
Well, you know they save it's better to give than to receive. :-)
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I'm probably before your time, sonny. :old:
Only by a few years. I enlisted in 1980, was cadre for '83-'84.
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Only by a few years. I enlisted in 1980, was cadre for '83-'84.
Hmm, I was commissioned in '79 at age 20 so maybe it's you who needs the cane. :tongue: :-)
But, nope you missed both my baby sister and me coming through Ft. Riley, since her Advanced Camp adventure was in '81. Those summers are brutal up there. :bawl:
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Hmm, I was commissioned in '79 at age 20 so maybe it's you who needs the cane. :tongue: :-)
But, nope you missed both my baby sister and me coming through Ft. Riley, since her Advanced Camp adventure was in '81. Those summers are brutal up there. :bawl:
You and I are close to the same age. :old: There are days when I could use a cane. It's not the years, dammit, it's the miles!
I work at Ft Riley now as a civilian; I think the summers are great, but I feel the winters more than I did as a young Pup. I may have to transfer to a Southern post before long.
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Earlier, someone raised a question about nadin's membership in Seal Team 6.
Of course they come to her for instruction, but we don't know whether she's actually an operator.
Is this a joke, or an actual reference to something? Tried looking back, but so much stuff to sift through. Anyone know a good summary?
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Is this a joke, or an actual reference to something? Tried looking back, but so much stuff to sift through. Anyone know a good summary?
I'm pretty sure GOBUCKS was pulling your leg.
I think nadin claims to have served in the IDF.
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I'm pretty sure GOBUCKS was pulling your leg.
I think nadin claims to have served in the IDF.
I'm pretty sure she served for Roto-Rooter as a sewer diver!
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I'm pretty sure she served for Roto-Rooter as a sewer diver!
She's too fat to fit through the manhole cover.
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She's too fat to fit through the manhole cover.
Now, that is. She was maybe able to do that about 150 lbs. ago.
Then again, she'd have it on her self-proclaimed resume . . .
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You and I are close to the same age. :old: There are days when I could use a cane. It's not the years, dammit, it's the miles!
I work at Ft Riley now as a civilian; I think the summers are great, but I feel the winters more than I did as a young Pup. I may have to transfer to a Southern post before long.
You should consider Ft. Huachuca. I've had to wear a coat three times this winter. :-)
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You should consider Ft. Huachuca. I've had to wear a coat three times this winter. :-)
I've been looking at Ft Bliss and Ft Sam Houston, with Ft Hood rounding out my list. I don't know why, but I hadn't thought of Ft Huachuca. I would like it there.
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Is this a joke, or an actual reference to something? Tried looking back, but so much stuff to sift through. Anyone know a good summary?
It's sort of a joke. The SEALS have not been able to confine her to a single team. She serves whichever group is closest to the action at any given time. Whenever they need a mentally-ill, morbidly obese, obnoxious female mexican, nutcase nadin is on the spot.
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It's sort of a joke. The SEALS have not been able to confine her to a single team. She serves whichever group is closest to the action at any given time. Whenever they need a mentally-ill, morbidly obese, obnoxious female mexican, nutcase nadin is on the spot.
How awesome would it be to have video of her going through SEAL hell week ?
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What's up with navy dudes always goin' hoggin'?
Hey now!!!
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How awesome would it be to have video of her going through SEAL hell week ?
That thick layer of insulation would be an advantage in the cold surf.
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That thick layer of insulation would be an advantage in the cold surf.
I would like to see her go through baby seal week :lmao:
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I would like to see her go through baby seal week :lmao:
:rotf: :lmao: :rofl: :rotf:
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I would like to see her go through baby seal week :lmao:
Welcome to the club!
(http://www.tuckamorelodge.com/data/media/12/baby-harp-seal_78.jpg) +(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/baseball/mlb/08/07/bonds.record/p1.bonds.si.jpg) = :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I would like to see her go through baby seal week :lmao:
What's the over-under, Nads could eat what? , five, six of em ?
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I would like to see her go through baby seal week :lmao:
Can I beat her with a club?
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Can I beat her with a club?
better watch it, she will be filing restraining orders on us soon :lmao:
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better watch it, she will be filing restraining orders on us soon :lmao:
Delivered by Supperman, no doubt . . .
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Can I beat her with a club?
Someone should. It might be the only way to get through that thick skull of hers.
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Someone should. It might be the only way to get through that thick skull of hers.
Use this:
(http://www.armory.net/img/CU/CU_2608KE.jpg)
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I <3 my wife. I <3< my dog. I club baby seals.