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Title: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: CC27 on February 27, 2019, 07:39:44 AM
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berni_mccoy (20,978 posts)


This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!

 
Cohen is going to obliterate Trump in this open hearing today. And despite the R's trying to frame his as untrustworthy, it looks like Cohen is going to present hard evidence, shattering the bullshit from the right. This is COHENUKKAH!

This will definitely be a Festival of Light! And that light is about to shine brightly on all the cockroaches running around in our gov't.

This will be a charge for the Resistance and when complete, we will be able to re-dedicate the gov't to its intended purpose!

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100211868039

Lord help us.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 27, 2019, 07:47:11 AM
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This will be a charge for the Resistance and when complete, we will be able to re-dedicate the gov't to its intended purpose!

What purpose is that?  Free shit for everyone? Putting illegal aliens ahead of law abiding American Citizens?  Sanctioning the murder of innocent babies?
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 27, 2019, 07:53:02 AM
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berni_mccoy (20,978 posts)


This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!

 
Cohen is going to obliterate Trump in this open hearing today. And despite the R's trying to frame his as untrustworthy,
Uhhhh....the guy giving testimony to Congress today is going to prison for lying to Congress  :???:
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: BadCat on February 27, 2019, 08:15:12 AM
Meanwhile...in the sane world people are watching an historic meeting between President Trump and the leader of N. Korea.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: USA4ME on February 27, 2019, 08:34:37 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

If there was anything worth noting, wouldn't it have been leaked months ago? Wouldn't Mueller's office have indicated a coming conviction?

This is worse than a nothingburger. All this is just a smear to get headlines that say "Cohen says he heard Trump being a racist and breaking the law," which the stupid people of this country will read the headlines and think it's all true. Or at least that what the MSM/DNC (the same organization, in reality) want the message to be. And that's how they'll report it.

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Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: FlaGator on February 27, 2019, 08:54:05 AM
If Cohen had hard evidence against Trump then Mueller would have already acted upon it. What Cohen will share with Congress is stuff that even Mueller didn't believe.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: SVPete on February 27, 2019, 09:03:35 AM
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berni_mccoy (20,978 posts)

This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!

 :mental: Sounds like a bump-and-mock opportunity. :lmao:
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 27, 2019, 10:29:00 AM
Based on the little I've read & heard, one question DUmmies.

How does any of this testimony prove that President Trump colluded with the Russians to steal the 2016 election?
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 27, 2019, 12:13:03 PM
Cohen has them all jerking off today! :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :loser: :loser: :loser:

What a sad bunch they are.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: SVPete on February 27, 2019, 01:14:38 PM
Early on Rep. Jordan shredded Cohen's, "I lied but I am not a liar," shtick by showing - via Cohen's admissions - that Cohen had lied repeatedly, over a good number of years, in service of Cohen's own purposes. So DUpipo will be hating on Jordan for that, as well as any other R Congress Critter who dared highlight Cohen's lifestyle of self-serving lying.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: BadCat on February 27, 2019, 01:27:01 PM
Cohen is a lawyer.  That is synonymous with "liar".
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: thundley4 on February 27, 2019, 01:32:29 PM
Very little had to do with candidate Trump or president Trump.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Texacon on February 27, 2019, 02:08:37 PM
Cohen has them all jerking off today! :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :loser: :loser: :loser:

What a sad bunch they are.


I love when they get orgasmic over this stuff.  It makes the fall that much harder when nothing happens to Trump.  And now that the D's are in charge ...

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Ausonius on February 27, 2019, 02:49:56 PM
Representative Jordan of Ohio (from the district next door to mine) was a bazooka blasting away at will!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCyRfC76HRE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCyRfC76HRE)
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: SVPete on February 27, 2019, 03:12:12 PM
Did Cohen actually claim Trump never expected to win the R nomination, nor the general, but did it as a business PR stunt? Ummmmmm, if that is the case, it kind of nukes the Trump-Russia Collusion narrative (https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/in-attempting-to-bury-donald-trump-michael-cohen-may-have-inadvertently-exonerated-him/). Why would Trump collude to accomplish something he never intended or expected to accomplish?
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Ausonius on February 27, 2019, 04:39:04 PM
Did Cohen actually claim Trump never expected to win the R nomination, nor the general, but did it as a business PR stunt? Ummmmmm, if that is the case, it kind of nukes the Trump-Russia Collusion narrative (https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/in-attempting-to-bury-donald-trump-michael-cohen-may-have-inadvertently-exonerated-him/). Why would Trump collude to accomplish something he never intended or expected to accomplish?

Yes, and for the second point, yes, that is precisely the ill logic here!

Again, COHEN LIES!  :panic:
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 28, 2019, 12:24:57 PM
Cohen is a sorry assed schlub. :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 28, 2019, 05:54:17 PM
Will Trump do one of his patented imitations at a future rally?

"Can you corroborate your claims? I don't know. What evidence do you have that Trump is racist? I don't know. Why should we believe anything you say? I don't know."
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: GOP Congress on March 01, 2019, 10:37:42 AM
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berni_mccoy (20,978 posts)
This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!

That sounds less like a DUmmie than it does an almost Ban-like level in-your-face mole.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: hillneck on March 01, 2019, 01:16:59 PM
Hey Lucy, Tee up the football.  As usual the DUmmies getting all worked over nothing and soon the disappointment will set in.
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Tess Anderson on March 01, 2019, 02:12:04 PM
Yep, missed the whole hearing, didn't miss much.

That sounds less like a DUmmie than it does an almost Ban-like level in-your-face mole.

Yeah, I wondered about the same thing, guy had over 20k posts and I didn't even remember him at all, but if he's a mole, he's deep (https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/bernard-a-mccoy_id_G5272179049550190176)

"Muellertime".  ::)
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: franksolich on March 01, 2019, 02:36:48 PM
Oh my.

And Jugs too.

comment 3962:
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,81827.3950.html
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: YupItsMe on March 03, 2019, 11:14:07 AM
Meanwhile...in the sane world people are watching an historic meeting between President Trump and the leader of N. Korea.

  I set my expectations pretty low on this meeting, but at least we stood strong.  Trump on Hannity, even though Hannity was trying to give Trump all the credit for walking out of the meeting, Trump shared the credit, left Kim his pride and said that it was a mutual decision.   That's diplomacy, something the left thinks Trump knows nothing about. Kim knows exactly who called off the meeting, but Trump hs helped him save face with his own people making a future meeting possible.  I believe it's called "The art of the Deal"
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 03, 2019, 03:29:17 PM
  I set my expectations pretty low on this meeting, but at least we stood strong.  Trump on Hannity, even though Hannity was trying to give Trump all the credit for walking out of the meeting, Trump shared the credit, left Kim his pride and said that it was a mutual decision.   That's diplomacy, something the left thinks Trump knows nothing about. Kim knows exactly who called off the meeting, but Trump hs helped him save face with his own people making a future meeting possible.  I believe it's called "The art of the Deal"

The only deals DUmmies are fluent in involve buying or selling weed. 
Title: Re: This ain't no Fitzmas... this is Cohenukkah!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 03, 2019, 06:15:13 PM
The only deals DUmmies are fluent in involve buying or selling weed.

Mostly buying.