Inexorably the Liberators exploited the internal weaknesses of the Ronulans, the 'Big Lie' on which their seemingly-impregnable strength had been built. Their freedom-loving forces massed a stunning array of motorized documentation units, all assembled for the final push across the last river barrier with the goal of bringing the "Thousand Year Ron" and its institutionalized persecution and oppression of Conservative websites to its knees once and for all.
Teenaged Paulenjugend fearlessly threw themselves in front of the very tracks of the truth, desperately firing their Postenfaust internet missives in a last-ditch attempt to delay the inevitable, remorseless advance on the Capital. All to no avail, except to add even more names to an unsustainable casualty list.
Far above, ingeniously-equipped but horribly outnumbered Trutherwaffe pilots flew holographic projections of suicide aircraft into the massed ground assault formations of the 1st Guards Shock Fact battlegroups, yet despite their fanatic valor it was all in vain, all in vain. The advance of the victorious Conservatives was relentless, and the Ronulan websites paid in blood for the shocking atrocities their thug-like Ronderkommandos had committed on Conservative forums...
