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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #50 on: June 13, 2012, 04:45:44 PM »
I once went outside during a thunderstorm with a metal handled umbella.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #51 on: June 13, 2012, 04:46:19 PM »
Ok, that campfire seems to be burning out...Maybe they are on to the hilarity, hopefully there are still embers glowing...I give it 1 bong just for the funnayism.

I also think it should be kept in mind for the DOTY, still time to go but dayum!

I could have died laughing!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2012, 04:46:25 PM »
MINERAL MAN!!!! Master of the obvious.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2012, 04:46:47 PM »
I once removed the mattress tag that said "Do Not Remove".

I could have died.
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Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2012, 04:51:07 PM »
I once ate a cookie before dinner and ruined my appetite.

I could have died!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2012, 04:57:34 PM »
I used to ride my bicycle without a bike helmet.

I could have died.
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2012, 04:58:16 PM »
Why is the DUmmy driving an Infiniti G35 rather than a car made in Detroit by union members?  Where is Omaha Steve-Nad to chastise him for hating Americans?  I betcha he's a closet WalMart shopper and FOXNews watcher as well.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2012, 05:01:25 PM »
I once poked my brother deliberately while in the car on vacation.

ONCE!

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2012, 05:03:38 PM »
I touched a light switch with wet hands.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2012, 05:05:40 PM »
I used deodorant and antiperspirant on the same armpit on the same day.

I could have died.
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Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2012, 05:06:48 PM »
I used to own a set of lawn darts.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2012, 05:07:40 PM »
Told my girlfriend how she really looked in that dress...

I'm going to die.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2012, 05:07:59 PM »
I went for a walk while chewing bubble gum at the same time.

I could have died.
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2012, 05:08:21 PM »
I jumped on a trampoline with no pads or "cage".


I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2012, 05:09:27 PM »
I once drank a 20 oz. soda and had a large tub of popcorn at the movies.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #65 on: June 13, 2012, 05:10:11 PM »
I once ate pop rocks and drank a coke at the same time.


I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2012, 05:10:40 PM »
I use power tools that are so old, they don't have warning labels on them.

I could die.
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Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2012, 05:11:57 PM »
I drank unpasteurized milk

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #68 on: June 13, 2012, 05:12:17 PM »
I went into a building thru the doors that said "DO NOT ENTER"!

I could have died.
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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #69 on: June 13, 2012, 05:12:46 PM »
I was at a party where one of the guests double dipped his potato chips.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #70 on: June 13, 2012, 05:13:14 PM »
I once brought my own lunch to school instead of eating the Moochelle-approved govt sponsored school lunch.

I could have died.
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2012, 05:14:40 PM »
OK, you people are just being silly now!
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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2012, 05:15:39 PM »
I once didn't finish all the peas on my plate.

All the kids in China could have died!
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"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2012, 05:17:13 PM »
I've eaten uninspected, unprocessed, and ungraded meat products.

I could have died.

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Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: trulymad primitive could-a died
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2012, 05:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on June 13, 2012, 05:14:40 PM
OK, you people are just being silly now!

Yes, we are!   :lmao:
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Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

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