I'm running the following thought through my mind: "Honey, I know you're having thyroid issues, and my first priority is to help you get the healthcare and rest that you need. I know the situation is desperate, but I'm going to step up. All I need is for enough people on DU to sign up and vote for my comic book, and I'll get some money. What's that? Oh...no, I really don't know of any other way to get money."
If I ran that shit by my wife, she might have a thyroid problem but I'd have a slipper-shaped hole in my ass.