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Title: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 07:26:35 PM
 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 07:28:00 PM
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 07:29:22 PM
I am primed and ready. I got ramped and amped up by watching the marathon the other day!!

Woot!
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 07:34:38 PM
I am primed and ready. I got ramped and amped up by watching the marathon the other day!!

Woot!


What marathon?  :bawl:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 07:36:33 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 07:44:07 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:

The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 07:45:26 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:

The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!

You use wires?
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 07:48:56 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:

The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!

You use wires?

It comes in through the telephone system.  I have a wireless tower that does my internet, phone, and television. 

If I am away from home, I can go on any computer and access my U-Verse account and program my TV to record a program.  That feature saved my marriage not long ago. :)
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 07:50:29 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:

The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!

You use wires?

It comes in through the telephone system.  I have a wireless tower that does my internet, phone, and television. 

If I am away from home, I can go on any computer and access my U-Verse account and program my TV to record a program.  That feature saved my marriage not long ago. :)

Not sure that I know what U Verse is.  But I have slingbox so I assume it is similar.  You have fiber to the desktop?
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 07:54:21 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:



The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!

You use wires?

It comes in through the telephone system.  I have a wireless tower that does my internet, phone, and television. 

If I am away from home, I can go on any computer and access my U-Verse account and program my TV to record a program.  That feature saved my marriage not long ago. :)

Not sure that I know what U Verse is.  But I have slingbox so I assume it is similar.  You have fiber to the desktop?


No, it's wireless from the tower.  I'm free to relocate.  No hassle.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 07:55:43 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:

The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!

Can't bitch-slap myself so a H5 to you for having better technology than we do here!
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 08:00:52 PM
I'll start it in about an hour.  I like to be able to zap through the commercials.

You can get TiVO in your part of Louisiana? 

 :tongue:

The shocker is I have AT&T U-Verse.  Even some big cities can't get  U-Verse yet.  It requires fiber optics. 

Our little two-tin-cans-and-a-string grid had to be updated due to a lawsuit, so they went ahead and did fiber optics. 

I'm in tall cotton here!

Can't bitch-slap myself so a H5 to you for having better technology than we do here!
I bitch slapped you because, well, I live to serve.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 08:18:22 PM
When someone tries your signature dish and throws up, time for you to do something else for a living.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 08:24:42 PM
When someone tries your signature dish and throws up, time for you to do something else for a living.  :lmao:
That was really something.  It was fun to watch him slap down these prima donnas.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 08:34:43 PM
When someone tries your signature dish and throws up, time for you to do something else for a living.  :lmao:
That was really something.  It was fun to watch him slap down these prima donnas.


I want Jen to get a "humbling". 
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 08:36:40 PM
When someone tries your signature dish and throws up, time for you to do something else for a living.  :lmao:
That was really something.  It was fun to watch him slap down these prima donnas.


I want Jen to get a "humbling". 

Bobby is my guy to get whacked asap.  And that Jason disappearing act really sucked.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 08:38:49 PM
Bobby is my guy to get whacked asap.  And that Jason disappearing act really sucked.

Jason was picking his toes while he was on his break - everytime I saw him after that all I think is whether he washed his hands. 
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
When someone tries your signature dish and throws up, time for you to do something else for a living.  :lmao:
That was really something.  It was fun to watch him slap down these prima donnas.


I want Jen to get a "humbling". 

Bobby is my guy to get whacked asap.  And that Jason disappearing act really sucked.

Y'all sound like my grandmother (Lord rest her soul) talking about her soaps.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 08:42:51 PM
When someone tries your signature dish and throws up, time for you to do something else for a living.  :lmao:
That was really something.  It was fun to watch him slap down these prima donnas.


I want Jen to get a "humbling". 

Bobby is my guy to get whacked asap.  And that Jason disappearing act really sucked.

Y'all sound like my grandmother (Lord rest her soul) talking about her soaps.

It IS a soap.  Guilty pleasure :)
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
Y'all sound like my grandmother (Lord rest her soul) talking about her soaps.

Lord rest your grandmother's soul.

Oh, you watch Hell's Kitchen just for the cooking, right?   :whatever:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 08:45:53 PM
Y'all sound like my grandmother (Lord rest her soul) talking about her soaps.

Lord rest your grandmother's soul.

Oh, you watch Hell's Kitchen just for the cooking, right?   :whatever:

I watch for the entertainment value.  I don't get personally involved.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 08:46:03 PM
Louross?  Mohawk?  Right.   :whatever:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 08:47:18 PM
I watch for the entertainment value.  I don't get personally involved.   :whatever:

So do I.  I'm not personally involved, Ramsay isn't yelling at me!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 08:56:22 PM
Louross?  Mohawk?  Right.   :whatever:
That whole "mohawk" look has crept into all the chefs on all the shows.  It is just juvenile.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 09:07:39 PM
Louross?  Mohawk?  Right.   :whatever:
That whole "mohawk" look has crept into all the chefs on all the shows.  It is just juvenile.


Its' the Sanvajaya influence from last year's AI.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: CactusCarlos on April 01, 2008, 09:10:48 PM
Its' the Sanvajaya influence from last year's AI.

I suppose you watch AI for "entertainment value" as well?  :whatever: 

 :tongue:

Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2008, 09:22:34 PM
Its' the Sanvajaya influence from last year's AI.

I suppose you watch AI for "entertainment value" as well?  :whatever: 

 :tongue:



I don't watch it at all.  I do see the residual news reports.  I am also a victim of knowledge by osmosis.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Chris_ on April 01, 2008, 09:59:19 PM
Louross?  Mohawk?  Right.   :whatever:
That whole "mohawk" look has crept into all the chefs on all the shows.  It is just juvenile.


Its' the Sanvajaya influence from last year's AI.

Nah -- they've been doing it for the last 2 or 3 years.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 02, 2008, 12:02:31 AM
Gordon Ramsay's head is about to explode. His anger is justified sometimes.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: RobJohnson on April 02, 2008, 12:40:42 AM
All I heard was alot of beeps!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: redwhit on April 02, 2008, 08:17:49 AM
That was great!  Learning through humiliation, spontaneous vomit, thrown chicken, and not a single entree leaving the kitchen . . .

Can television get better?  Gotta love Fox.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 02, 2008, 10:18:42 AM
My wife loves the show.  I watch it so we will be doing something together.  The programs gets on my nerves.  It is like spending a hour in a Negative Sauna.  I can stand only so much yelling and screaming.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: RobJohnson on April 02, 2008, 10:57:24 AM
My wife loves the show.  I watch it so we will be doing something together.  The programs gets on my nerves.  It is like spending a hour in a Negative Sauna.  I can stand only so much yelling and screaming.

Watching the show is sorta like being married.
Title: Re: Gordon Ramsay kicks ass in t-minus 34 minutes and counting!
Post by: redwhit on April 02, 2008, 05:05:42 PM
Or teaching theater to 8th graders