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DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« on: December 14, 2015, 07:41:43 PM »
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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 09:41 AM
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Let's talk about your holiday shopping, shall we?


most everybody gets a holiday basket. As I do every year, I check what I bought last year and try to remember if it was well received and do it again. My son, dtr in law and 3 year old grandson in a tight Manhattan apt. get a smallish basket with a variety of goodies. My CA kid, husband and grandkid get another kind...obviously they aren't deprived of citrus at all and they have lots more space. But there is something for everyone...no junk, tho...

then this jackass again:

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Response to First Speaker (Reply #1)Sat Dec 12, 2015, 02:22 PM
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7. As a seasonal bookseller at Barnes and Noble...

 

I didn't need the money, I just needed an excuse to leave the house and I wanted the employee discount because I basically read a book a day and that kind of addiction gets expensive fast.

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13. granddaughters in late teens get scarves, hair clips, gloves etc from cool stores and

the 11 yr. grandson gets a check, the 3 yr. old grandson gets a toy or a book...

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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 07:51:03 PM »
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7. As a seasonal bookseller at Barnes and Noble...
I didn't need the money, I just needed an excuse to leave the house and I wanted the employee discount because I basically read a book a day and that kind of addiction gets expensive fast.

Damn, it takes that DUmmie a whole day to read a Dr. Seuss book? It only takes most of the DUmmies a couple of hours.
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2015, 08:34:54 PM »
You heard about the DUmmie all proud about only taking a year to put a puzzle together........it said 2-4 years on the box
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 08:36:13 PM »
Ah, yeah, the Connecticut tightwad, and I'm not talking Atman here.

She's the one who always claims dire poverty, but goes on a first-class excursion to Europe every year.  An affluent older woman who's got more than what she deserves to have (my DUmmie mode here).
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2015, 08:52:57 PM »
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7. As a seasonal bookseller at Barnes and Noble...

HOW did this asshole not get nominated?

I smell an up-and-comer for 2016. 
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 11:18:38 PM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on December 14, 2015, 08:34:54 PM
You heard about the DUmmie all proud about only taking a year to put a puzzle together........it said 2-4 years on the box

Definitely worth a H5!

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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2015, 04:42:56 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 14, 2015, 07:51:03 PM
Damn, it takes that DUmmie a whole day to read a Dr. Seuss book? It only takes most of the DUmmies a couple of hours.

I think it was a coloring book, thundley.  DUmmies can't/don't read, that's why their demonrat overlords have to tell them what to think.

Even then, most are too lazy to listen...
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2015, 09:00:16 AM »
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7. As a seasonal bookseller at Barnes and Noble...

 

I didn't need the money, I just needed an excuse to leave the house and I wanted the employee discount because I basically read a book a day and that kind of addiction gets expensive fast.
An Amazon Kindle Unlimited account is only $10 a month and a tree doesn't need to be chopped down for you to read something.
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2015, 10:24:39 AM »
Quote from: jb2u11 on December 14, 2015, 08:34:54 PM
You heard about the DUmmie all proud about only taking a year to put a puzzle together........it said 2-4 years on the box
Glad my coffee cup was down when I read that.   :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2015, 05:54:26 PM »
The dump is inhabited by nuts and fruits.  So the nuts are buying fruits for Christmas. I guess the fruits will be buying nuts? 
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2015, 06:13:45 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on December 15, 2015, 05:54:26 PM
The dump is inhabited by nuts and fruits.  So the nuts are buying fruits for Christmas. I guess the fruits will be buying nuts?

"Exactly how do you guys determine who's the fruit and who's the nut?". THAT should be the question given the "men" who inhabit the DUmp.
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Re: DUmmy "CTyankee" buying "holiday" fruit baskets
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2015, 06:19:35 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on December 15, 2015, 05:54:26 PM
The dump is inhabited by nuts and fruits.  So the nuts are buying fruits for Christmas. I guess the fruits will be buying nuts?

Now that there is funny. 
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