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Title: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 10, 2018, 06:18:05 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181028933

his wife has no room to talk:

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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 01:27 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,689 posts)

I'm starting a low carb diet today.


My wife went to the grocery store today and when she got home she said, "If you're going to start eating real food, we're going to need to increase our food budget." She wasn't trying to be funny, but it struck me as so.

Anyway, I might use this as my weigh-in thread every week. Wish me strong will. I'm starting out at 305.2.

305?????  :o
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: fatboy on January 10, 2018, 06:26:23 PM
no

305.2

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 10, 2018, 06:59:49 PM
The fact this nimrod prints a fraction of such an obese integer (assuming he is not 8 foot tall) identifies his superfluous nature.

Finding idiocy this extreme requires a large search area unless you narrow it to democrat party members. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 10, 2018, 07:06:30 PM
305.2? man you are a walking tub of blubber. Try eating grass for a couple weeks. :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 10, 2018, 08:01:21 PM
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Wed Jan 10, 2018, 01:27 PM
Star Member Tobin S. (9,689 posts)

I'm starting a low carb diet today.


My wife went to the grocery store today and when she got home she said, "If you're going to start eating real food, we're going to need to increase our food budget." She wasn't trying to be funny, but it struck me as so.

Anyway, I might use this as my weigh-in thread every week. Wish me strong will. I'm starting out at 305.2.

Aaah... the old I can't afford to eat healthy bullshit.... which is what you are full of Tubbs.

Fact:
Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight.

Fact: Once you start consuming less, your stomach will "shrink" and it will take less to make you feel full

Fact: You stuff more food in your pie hole at one meal than I consume all day

Fact: You sit on your fat ass all day, I do as well, and that is not conducive to losing weight

Fact: You keep making excuses, just like my porky brother*, and wonder why you cannot lose weight

Fact: Exercise and you will increase your burn rate. Couple that with shoving less food in your pie hole and you will lose weight


*every time I call him he is always either eating or going to eat, or fixing something to eat... and then wonders why he is fat
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: sneakypete1 on January 10, 2018, 09:08:47 PM
Aaah... the old I can't afford to eat healthy bullshit.... which is what you are full of Tubbs.

Fact:
Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight.

Fact: Once you start consuming less, your stomach will "shrink" and it will take less to make you feel full

Fact: You stuff more food in your pie hole at one meal than I consume all day

Fact: You sit on your fat ass all day, I do as well, and that is not conducive to losing weight

Fact: You keep making excuses, just like my porky brother*, and wonder why you cannot lose weight

Fact: Exercise and you will increase your burn rate. Couple that with shoving less food in your pie hole and you will lose weight


*every time I call him he is always either eating or going to eat, or fixing something to eat... and then wonders why he is fat

You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: Texacon on January 10, 2018, 09:12:32 PM
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,


He’s a very sedentary truck driver. Got fired from a job because he hadn’t mastered sitting yet.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: fatboy on January 11, 2018, 07:32:57 AM
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

We are discussing here an individual that holds nothing back in his personal life. Typical of the primitives, there is little to no on-line discretion when it comes to physical/mental health issues. If there was even the slightest chance that there is a medical reason Tubbs couldn't lose weight, we would know about it. This is not the first time this individual has gone on such an adventure.

Sorry to hear you have COPD. Good thing you lived a health lifestyle and haven't spent years smoking. If you had been a smoker then you couldn't blame your situation on something you cannot control which would really suck. Either way a lack of O2 or stress on the cardio-vascular system is not good. Take care.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 11, 2018, 07:41:55 AM
Aaah... the old I can't afford to eat healthy bullshit.... which is what you are full of Tubbs.

Fact:
Consume less calories than you burn and you will lose weight.

Fact: Once you start consuming less, your stomach will "shrink" and it will take less to make you feel full

Fact: You stuff more food in your pie hole at one meal than I consume all day

Fact: You sit on your fat ass all day, I do as well, and that is not conducive to losing weight

Fact: You keep making excuses, just like my porky brother*, and wonder why you cannot lose weight

Fact: Exercise and you will increase your burn rate. Couple that with shoving less food in your pie hole and you will lose weight


*every time I call him he is always either eating or going to eat, or fixing something to eat... and then wonders why he is fat
Tobin and wife just need to stop buying food that comes in either a can or a box. That stuff is not good for you.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: sneakypete1 on January 11, 2018, 09:14:24 AM
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We are discussing here an individual that holds nothing back in his personal life. Typical of the primitives, there is little to no on-line discretion when it comes to physical/mental health issues. If there was even the slightest chance that there is a medical reason Tubbs couldn't lose weight, we would know about it. This is not the first time this individual has gone on such an adventure.

I stand corrected and offer apologies.


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Sorry to hear you have COPD. Good thing you lived a health lifestyle and haven't spent years smoking.

You obviously have me confused with someone else. My motto was "live hard,die young,and leave a good-looking corpse". Somewhere along the line I screwed up Big Time. I really should have had more fun.

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If you had been a smoker then you couldn't blame your situation on something you cannot control which would really suck. Either way a lack of O2 or stress on the cardio-vascular system is not good. Take care.

I started smoking when I was 14,and with a few short breaks,smoked right up to the day I finished remodeling my house by nailing up the last sheet of siding after cutting out and replacing all the mold and mildew,and the old siding. I came in the house tired,and laid back in my recliner to take a short break,and haven't smoked a cigarette or anything else since then. Took me two days to get the chair upright so I could get out of it and walk maybe 8 feet to my computer desk and chair,where I kept the ashtray,lighter,and cigarettes.  Sitting there panting and gasping for breath after having made that epic 8 foot journey,it occurred to me I literally didn't have enough "wind" to smoke the damn thing IF I could even manage to get it lit,and said to myself,"Self,how freaking stupid is THIS?",and haven't smoked anything since.

My problem came from inhaling mold and mildew spores,not tobacco. I went maybe 2 years just blacking out at random with no warning. Once fell off my car trailer while standing on the fender to take a tarp off a car on it. I don't even remember it happening. All I know is when I became conscious again,I was laying on the ground next to the trailer,and my head was bleeding from hitting something laying in the yard. That was some scary stuff.

Took a while,but I am MUCH better now. Not well,but better. I will never get well,and am damn lucky to have gotten better. I can sometimes walk maybe 100 yards at a time now before I have to sit down to catch my breath,but the main thing is I no longer go unconscious without warning.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: USA4ME on January 11, 2018, 09:26:05 AM
Tobin's situation is similar to the case of the Las Vegas Leviathan in many respects. When it came down to it, that was a matter of self-control and accepting responsibility.

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Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: BadCat on January 11, 2018, 10:35:26 AM
Maybe with the new "Trump Tax Cuts", Tubby will be able to afford some protein.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 11, 2018, 11:26:09 AM
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self-control and accepting responsibility.

Those are conservative traits, something the dummies will never accept.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 11, 2018, 12:34:59 PM
A trucker has a problem...on the road the easiest meals are fast food.
I limit my carbs to lunch, and NEVER do fast food.

I have a cafeteria at work and I can almost always get meat and potatoes (carbs).
Fruit for breakfast, meat and veggies for dinner.

I cannot imagine eating like that on the road.

I long desired to lose weight, but never did anything until I had incentive (diabetes). That scared me, and set me on the straight and narrow. I am now free of diabetes, and I am still losing weight.
--> BUT it took a real incentive for me to change. I know diabetics at work who do not have that incentive...they depend on their drugs to stay alive. Their lifestyle has not changed at all.

all in all, diet is easy to talk about. Its easy to break.
You have to work for the good things in life. Can Tobin do it?
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 11, 2018, 01:24:39 PM
A trucker has a problem...on the road the easiest meals are fast food.
I limit my carbs to lunch, and NEVER do fast food.

I have a cafeteria at work and I can almost always get meat and potatoes (carbs).
Fruit for breakfast, meat and veggies for dinner.

I cannot imagine eating like that on the road.

I long desired to lose weight, but never did anything until I had incentive (diabetes). That scared me, and set me on the straight and narrow. I am now free of diabetes, and I am still losing weight.
--> BUT it took a real incentive for me to change. I know diabetics at work who do not have that incentive...they depend on their drugs to stay alive. Their lifestyle has not changed at all.

all in all, diet is easy to talk about. Its easy to break.
You have to work for the good things in life. Can Tobin do it?
That sometimes changes when parts of their body start to rot off.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: sneakypete1 on January 11, 2018, 02:16:08 PM
That sometimes changes when parts of their body start to rot off.

By that time the avalanche is already rolling down the hill,and it's too late to stop it.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 11, 2018, 08:13:04 PM
Tobin needs a cement enema to remind him how full of it he is.  A personified craphaus.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: BattleHymn on January 11, 2018, 08:24:49 PM
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

For all "we" know.  And you'd be surprised what "we" at the cave know. 


Perky probably knows more about Tubby Tobin than you do about the back of your hand.  Also, this isn't Tubby Tobin's first rodeo attempt at trying to ride the weight loss bull, hence the comments.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 11, 2018, 09:15:00 PM
>tobin says:  Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

So you are one of the crapholes drifting your rig into my lane at overweight speeds while sucking air.  When we go MadMax on you leftist filth, a craphole will be your home with no running H2O man.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: BattleHymn on January 11, 2018, 09:30:57 PM
That sometimes changes when parts of their body start to rot off.


Ay, it's just a flesh wound!
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: sneakypete1 on January 12, 2018, 02:37:03 AM
>tobin says:  Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

So you are one of the crapholes drifting your rig into my lane at overweight speeds while sucking air.  When we go MadMax on you leftist filth, a craphole will be your home with no running H2O man.

No,and I'm not even a craphole like you,with a reading disability,shithead.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: fatboy on January 12, 2018, 09:38:13 AM
No,and I'm not even a craphole like you,with a reading disability,shithead.

Dude, we are adults here. Grow up, become one yourself. You will find it refreshing.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: sneakypete1 on January 12, 2018, 04:11:23 PM
Dude, we are adults here. Grow up, become one yourself. You will find it refreshing.

@fatboy

Maybe you should explain that to some of your buds?
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: fatboy on January 12, 2018, 05:41:44 PM
Someone missed their nap today.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 12, 2018, 07:45:54 PM
Someone missed their nap today.
Maybe take a quick one on a straight stretch in nebraska
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: SVPete on January 13, 2018, 07:03:46 AM
It's January, Tobers should find a nearby St. Patrick's Day 5K/10K run/walk and work his way up to walking the 5K.
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 13, 2018, 10:07:30 PM
You also be pretty arrogant and ignorant. For all you know he is unable to exercise due to injuries or other illnesses. I gained a lot of weight after coming down with COPD. Hard to exercise when you black out walking from your house to your truck due to lack of oxygen,

That you, Tubbs?

Yes, I am arrogant to losers and just for your general fund of knowledge I am anything, but ignorant. 

I have seen lazy fat asses like his post at the dump about their weight and giving their sob stories for damn near 15 years.. almost a decade just on this board.  Most of them are now dead. We even tried to help one... think his name was Kirk and he lived in Las Vegas. We called him Las Vegas Leviathan. His handle was Systematic Chaos if my memory is correct... and it usually is.  One of our members even got him a job interview... and he promptly came up with so many excuses why he could not do it.  This was back around 6-7 years ago.

The man I call Tubbs posted one time what he ate for lunch one day, even had pics and it was more than I eat in two full days.  Another little factoid for your general fund of knowledge:  Once upon a time I weighed quite a bit.  Knees hurt all the time and finally decided to lose it. 

I did... and kept it off. That was 20 some years ago. I did it by shoving less food in my mouth than my body consumed. It can be done.  So dumbass... don't you even pretend to think I do not know what the hell I am talking about.

Normally I give newbs a modicum of respect.  Not you.  Not now.

Oh and sorry about your COPD. That sucks. Wish you the best. 
Title: Re: DUmmy "TobinS" starts another diet (low-carb)
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 13, 2018, 10:29:50 PM
7.62 x 39 is the only number of the islam beast these filthy retards will understand as they bleed out from their beloved islam filth compatriots.