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Offline Eupher

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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2009, 08:14:09 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 20, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
So I take it you'll be standing in line with me to piss on the SoB's grave when he finally makes his one way trip to hell this year?

Let's put it this way - my bladder won't hold enough urine to express the contempt I have for that critter.
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2009, 11:20:02 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 06:46:31 AM
I think burial at sea would be fitting for the good senator....anytime this week works for me.

that would piss off the EPA. :uhsure:
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2009, 11:21:07 AM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on January 21, 2009, 11:20:02 AM
that would piss off the EPA. :uhsure:
Ah, bonus points.   :-)
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2009, 01:04:09 PM »
Heard that KKK Byrd had a sympathetic collapse as well, must havev had the same instant of clarity that Glub Kennedy did.
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2009, 01:20:33 PM »
Quote from: Peter3_1 on January 21, 2009, 01:04:09 PM
Heard that KKK Byrd had a sympathetic collapse as well, must havev had the same instant of clarity that Glub Kennedy did.

Nawh....He was sitting there thinking, "I spent the best half of my life wearing a sheet and trying to hang these bas..............OH MY GAWD, THE NEW PRESIDENT IS A NIG................(think Blazing saddles)
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2009, 01:21:47 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
Nawh....He was sitting there thinking, "I spent the best half of my life wearing a sheet and trying to hang these bas..............OH MY GAWD, THE NEW PRESIDENT IS A NIG................(think Blazing saddles)

Byrd isn't even coherent anymore. He's a nonentity. Too bad the good people of West Virginia haven't quite figured that out yet.
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2009, 02:11:21 PM »
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #32 on: January 21, 2009, 02:47:13 PM »
it could be like that old Saturday Night Live skit about Franco;

This just in: Sen. Edward M. Kennedy is still not dead. Film at eleven.
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #33 on: January 21, 2009, 02:57:01 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 20, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
So I take it you'll be standing in line with me to piss on the SoB's grave when he finally makes his one way trip to hell this year?

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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2009, 02:58:59 PM »
Quote from: Baruch Menachem on January 21, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
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I thought it was first come, first served.

I hope they have the forethought to install a urinal for a headstone, otherwise the EPA is going to go ballistic.
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2009, 03:00:32 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 21, 2009, 01:20:33 PM
Nawh....He was sitting there thinking, "I spent the best half of my life wearing a sheet and trying to hang these bas..............OH MY GAWD, THE NEW PRESIDENT IS A NIG................(think Blazing saddles)



The new President is near?
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #36 on: January 21, 2009, 03:05:38 PM »
That fat old bastard needs to come to grips with reality and retire.  It's not like the Massholes are going to vote for an actual conservative to replace him, so only his own vainglory keeps him there.
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Re: Sen. Kennedy collapses at Obama inaugural lunch
« Reply #37 on: January 21, 2009, 06:39:22 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 21, 2009, 06:51:52 AM
This was not the result of a medical condition.  It was a brief moment of clarity in which he realized what the dimocrat party has just done.   It caused a severe spastic episode...one we will all share repeatedly over the next 4 years.


Maybe he felt Chrissy Mathews' tingle.... :leghump:
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