THANKS!!!!! I might, gulp, give it a try.
A REAL mole could convince another DU'er to donate for them!
KC
That wouldn't be me. I have a whopping post count of 2.
Sample Post;
Dear DU, I know I only have a post count of 3 but I need your help. The only reason I have a post count of 3 is because my evil Repuke of a landlord limits my time on the internets and I KNOW he has * monitoring my every move!!!!11111!!!!1
I am so fed up with his idea of free internets that I am thinking about becoming a homeless person but I don't want to put my 12 cats out. I like having a refrigerator to keep their steak in but it really doesn't matter where I keep the cat food that I eat .... it can be kept in the car.
I have antihypersocialpsychopolar disorder and I can't work. Can you PLEASE tell me how I can get the landlord to lay off me so I can get a higher post count?! I have been forced to perform sex acts with the landlord so I can get my electricity paid for but he says I'm so butt ugly that I only count for .50/act. I need help!!!!
That might get you a donation or 5.
KC