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Title: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 04:44:33 PM
There once was a lounger named Jetty
she was undeniably pretty
She was demure and chaste
and she was chased and chased
pursued by men til they were sweaty.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 04:45:38 PM
There once was a lounger named Jetty
she was undeniably pretty
She was demure and chaste
and she was chased and chased
pursued by men til they were sweaty.

My, I hope I didn't get sweaty in the process..not that there is anything wrong with that :naughty:


jty goes to come up with a corny limerick...
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 04:53:36 PM
I suck at this, but...




I know of a poster who likes books
she would give you over the rim looks
It was booze and sex she loathed
woe to those caught unclothed
for they were in the devil's hooks


Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 05:07:10 PM
That was very good.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 09, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Freeper on February 09, 2008, 05:13:01 PM
I suck at this, but...




I know of a poster who likes books
she would give you over the rim looks
It was booze and sex she loathed
woe to those caught unclothed
for they were in the devil's hooks




That is actually pretty good.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 05:25:22 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............


Schade is a lady of course 
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
 
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 09, 2008, 06:06:20 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............


Schade is a lady of course 
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
 

 :blowkiss:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2008, 06:09:13 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............


Schade is a lady of course 
though dreams of riding a horse
she is skilled with the crop
case the stallion dare stop
if my mate sees this, DIVORCE!
 

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 06:31:32 PM
Crazy, conservative and young
and not known for holding her tongue
without any grousing
she complained to housing
while roomie coughed up her own lung
 
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 06:34:23 PM
Crazy, conservative and young
and not known for holding her tongue
without any grousing
she complained to housing
while roomie coughed up her own lung
 

 :lmao: :bow:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 06:42:36 PM
There were good times to be had in Texas
when 4 hotties provided the nexus
we sampled the wine while we dined
we sampled wine till we felt fine
we don't care if we drink till it wrecks us
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 06:43:00 PM
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2008, 06:44:39 PM
There were good times to be had in Texas
when 4 hotties provided the nexus
we sampled the wine while we dined
we sampled wine till we felt fine
we don't care if we drink till it wrecks us

Very Good! 
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 06:51:26 PM
BEG was called ma'am by a drunk at Zs
I nearly laughed till I had to pee
he thought chances were better
to feel under BEG's sweater
but what he felt was the tip of her knee    
*betwixt his loins, in case that wasn't clear, sorry not enuf syllables to complete the thought*
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 06:55:27 PM
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?


verse 2....

The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?


m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 06:59:45 PM
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?


verse 2....

The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?


m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat!  :lmao:


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 07:04:22 PM
The poster named insane steed
said all are going to hell indeed
he knows he needs spanked
and unmentionables yanked
Can Schade handle taking the lead?


verse 2....

The lead proved to be quite the feat
yet rewards of vict'ry quite sweet
the yanking quite pleasing
the demure schade quite teasing
why be vegan when you can eat meat?


m-m-m-m-m... Schade lovems meat!  :lmao:


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim?  :naughty:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 09, 2008, 07:13:47 PM
(http://lh6.google.com/nelson.dale/R5gozOvBJmI/AAAAAAAABsU/-YjwIhGGGoo/s800/703.jpg)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 07:41:43 PM
(http://lh6.google.com/nelson.dale/R5gozOvBJmI/AAAAAAAABsU/-YjwIhGGGoo/s800/703.jpg)

li'l ole me?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim?  :naughty:

I vote Freeper!
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
Oh I am just warming up... who will be my next victim?  :naughty:

I vote Freeper!

Oh boy... ok.... let me get inspired, I think I shall go to a website featuring barn animals.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 08:31:18 PM

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 08:32:14 PM

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 08:39:53 PM

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula


I just thought perhaps you should bring your gift to more literary forms than just the
culturally esteemed limerick.

maybe we can talk you into iambic pentameter next. 
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 08:41:39 PM
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:08:52 PM

yeah, but can you do the same thing with haiku?

Haiku? sure, I just need to brush up on the formula


I just thought perhaps you should bring your gift to more literary forms than just the
culturally esteemed limerick.

maybe we can talk you into iambic pentameter next. 

Stop talking durdy to me.  :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 09:09:41 PM
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
the cantina was ALL DONE!

TTMBFFITP :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:11:46 PM
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Miss Mia on February 09, 2008, 09:12:53 PM
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball


Excellent work!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:13:52 PM
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!

TTMBFFITP :lmao:

Yikes... I almost had a meter failure. edited!
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 09, 2008, 09:17:41 PM
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball


Yep, negatory on the "testicular fortitude" for ol' "JT".
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:18:38 PM
JT was a supporter of Paul
he declared his hatred for us all
claiming his only missive
that he's manic depressive
we all knew he was lacking one ball


Yep, negatory on the "testicular fortitude" for ol' "JT".

LOL  :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Freeper on February 09, 2008, 09:42:51 PM
Freeps and I had so much fun
His beans were second to none
Till beebs spoiled it one night
cuz his panties were tight
with that the cantina was DONE!

 :rotf: :lmao: :uhsure:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:44:06 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 09:45:44 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:48:19 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 09:49:28 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 09:59:32 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:



Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 09, 2008, 10:01:40 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:03:49 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:06:46 PM
TTMBFFITP?

Huh?  :confused:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
TTMBFFITP?

Huh?  :confused:

You would have to have lived through it to understand it.

Things That Make Beebs Feel Funny In The Pants, trust me it's funnah and there have been forums created around that idea.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:09:44 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 10:09:53 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:11:07 PM
TTMBFFITP?

Huh?  :confused:

You would have to have lived through it to understand it.

Things That Make Beebs Feel Funny In The Pants, trust me it's funnah and there have been forums created around that idea.  :lmao:

O.

Beebs posted his picture once.  He looks like Doogie Howser.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:12:24 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.

I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:15:16 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 10:17:07 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!

dancing lessons? :-)

(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:18:36 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!

dancing lessons? :-)

(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)

That's what I do when I try to embarass my kids... it works. It's an 80s thing.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 10:19:49 PM
Haiku for WE

The Wretched Excess
His posts make me laugh and smile
haikus have drawbacks

you just aren't a haiku kinda girl, are ya Shad? :-)

I need more baby. Always need more.

you can't have more. :bird: (syllables in a haiku) :-)

What to get for the girl who has everything... more syllables in a haiku!

dancing lessons? :-)

(your "shooting" dance pic cracked me up)

That's what I do when I try to embarass my kids... it works. It's an 80s thing.

I don't remember the 80's.  I think I was in college . . . .  :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:23:25 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.

I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528

Agreed - that is HILARIOUS! :))
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 10:29:47 PM
Woe to us all that the cantina went away
with the help of an egotistical MBA
It can all be blamed you see
on TTMBFFITP
And dirtygrl left in dismay :evillaugh:


 :lmao:

Verse 2....

I know there was sex in that thread
I peered through my fingers and read
I was riveted it seems
till I durn busted my seams
I pole vaulted my way to my bed..... by beebs.  :lmao:





oh geebus I'm dying here... :lmao:

It's such ancient history that nobody knows it but us.
I don't understand your signature.... I sure ain't a ronbot.

I thought it was funny, here is the background :lmao:.... http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2444.msg32528#msg32528

Agreed - that is HILARIOUS! :))

You are in the limerick thread, be careful, you may get prosed.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 09, 2008, 11:50:41 PM
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 09, 2008, 11:58:13 PM
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 10, 2008, 12:01:44 AM
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)

Well yah.....  ::)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 10, 2008, 12:05:43 AM
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)

Well yah.....  ::)

I think jty should make it a permanent thread in the  games child forum. :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 10, 2008, 07:36:42 AM
Guess who thought this thread was stupid.  :angryvillagers: :redbird: :evilbird:

umm, me? :-)

Well yah.....  ::)

I think jty should make it a permanent thread in the  games child forum. :-)

Your wish is my command :bird: oops, wrong smilie :-)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 10, 2008, 07:42:04 AM
There was a poster known for excess
whose happy hour threads could get reckless
But his monickered name
reminded of a video game
As he strived for post whore success.


 :innocent:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 10, 2008, 07:53:04 AM
Freedumb could not longer resist
his temptation to post a pic DID exist
so he snapped his distinguished head
put it in the CC photo thread
he has sullied himself in our midst. :lmao:


Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 10, 2008, 08:00:26 AM
The limerick lives on!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank you jty!
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: jtyangel on February 10, 2008, 08:27:32 AM
The limerick lives on!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank you jty!

I did the trifecta too...Two limericks and moved into the hall of fame game thread. :lmao:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 10, 2008, 09:16:51 AM
The limerick lives on!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Thank you jty!

I did the trifecta too...Two limericks and moved into the hall of fame game thread. :lmao:

You really are too humble, I told you that you could do it!
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on February 12, 2008, 06:51:51 PM
This spot reserved for limerick for Dutch.....  :naughty:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 24, 2008, 02:16:56 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 09:25:48 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 09:37:38 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.

A Schade with memory low
looked to see what she forgot, "whoah"
she said with chagrin
but never losing her grin
she said "at least they didn't call me a 'ho"
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 09:49:13 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.

A Schade with memory low
looked to see what she forgot, "whoah"
she said with chagrin
but never losing her grin
she said "at least they didn't call me a 'ho"


For 'ho' is not a word befitting
for schade who is not submitting
yet it could seem like a blitz
when she finally submitz
and gets what he gets when he's getting!

Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 09:49:51 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 09:56:42 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 09:58:11 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 10:01:51 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 10:12:53 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?

like how hot?   :popcorn:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 10:22:29 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?

like how hot?   :popcorn:

Hawt hot.  Gringos ordering real Mexican tacos in Mexico hot.  Mace Windu arm severed hot. Ice cold beer when your mouth is still on Novocain hot.  Bare skin on nagahide in Dallas in August hot.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 10:24:10 PM
Thank you thank you!  :tongue: :bow: :tongue:
It is too late for me to properly address your fine submission.

We shall cross words again -- at a time of MY choosing!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gAGGHH* *HACK* *gACCH*

Well, you get the point

*poof* (flies away)


You big old weirdo.  :mental:  :lmao:

I am trying to get you to trust me so you tell me your real name. I have a feeling it is "Percival".

Do you know mine?

I know you're hot.  What else must one know?

like how hot?   :popcorn:

Hawt hot.  Gringos ordering real Mexican tacos in Mexico hot.  Mace Windu arm severed hot. Ice cold beer when your mouth is still on Novocain hot.  Bare skin on nagahide in Dallas in August hot.


alrighty then! Go read your PM.... Im die.
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on March 25, 2008, 12:41:48 PM
Ya'll are going to hell..............

Once a poster threatened us with damnation
Just upon visiting our station
He thought he'd get his kicks,
We just beat him with sticks
I'll bet he regrets that oration.


 :banghead:
Just teasing. :tongue:

Very good! I almost forgot all about this thread.

How could you forget this thread?
Limericks are the best poems ever read.
Better than anything by-uh
that old chick Maya.
I wouldn't read her work dead.

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 01, 2008, 08:13:53 PM
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/lim.jpg)
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 01, 2008, 08:14:53 PM
The above limerick I wrote at another forum and submitted it to their fine poetry section.....  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Thor on December 02, 2008, 02:01:25 PM
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/lim.jpg)

Your metre is off on that one.......
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 05, 2008, 07:11:12 PM
Your metre is off on that one.......

Help me correct.... which line?
Title: Re: Limericks for sale
Post by: Wineslob on January 08, 2009, 04:54:44 PM
There once was a gal named Schadie
who had it in for the mens or the ladies
She offered her dough, it was punched, dont'cha know
And now she has no rise in her bowl