85 year old man marries 35 year old woman.
First night they sleep in separate rooms lest the excitement kill him.
Soon there's a knock on her door. It's him.
He gets into her bed and they make hot sweaty love. He leaves.
Soon another knock on her door. It's him. They make wild passionate love. He leaves.
Soon another knock on her door. It's him.
They make sweet tender love. As he's leaving she says, 'I'm impressed. Men half your age couldn't make love 3 times in the same night!'
He says, 'I WAS HERE BEFORE??!!