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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2009, 12:11:15 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 12:10:23 PM
much better to have the pole position....
I never sausage lousy puns.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2009, 12:12:01 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 12:10:49 PM
Man these suckers are just streaking right by me.
Just can't bare it, can ya?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2009, 12:12:18 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 12:11:15 PM
I never sausage lousy puns.


don't you want buns with that sausage?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2009, 12:12:53 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 12:12:18 PM
don't you want buns with that sausage?
Not sure that would cut the mustard.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2009, 12:16:59 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 12:12:53 PM
Not sure that would cut the mustard.


depends on how hard the utensil is at the time of use....
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2009, 12:20:49 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 12:16:59 PM
depends on how hard the utensil is at the time of use....
I see the puns have now passed a fork in the road.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2009, 12:21:37 PM »
I think it's time to pull the shades on this thread.......
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2009, 12:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Thor on October 23, 2009, 12:21:37 PM
I think it's time to pull the shades on this thread.......
...getting to be a real pane, eh?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2009, 12:26:52 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 12:22:21 PM
...getting to be a real pane, eh?


I am blinded by the talent of these punsters.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2009, 12:58:13 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 12:26:52 PM
I am blinded by the talent of these punsters.
...just takes the right frame of mind.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2009, 01:01:54 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 12:58:13 PM
...just takes the right frame of mind.

True.  Do ya ever have a good one just sash-ay right out of your mind?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2009, 01:03:47 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
True.  Do ya ever have a good one just sash-ay right out of your mind?
I never heard such jalousie puns.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2009, 01:04:22 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 22, 2009, 12:26:38 PM

There was a phone interview with this guy on Shep Smith yesterday....

There was videotape of the inside of this house, showing exactly where he was in his house. He came down the stairs, went into the kitchen, got a cup of coffee and went back up the stairs and crawled back into bed.

Fell back asleep and the next thing he knew several cops were in his bedroom!

They searched his house, arrested him, took him to jail, and even went to his place of work.

It was 5:30 in the morning!!! And the woman was walking her dog in his yard.

I can't tell you how many times I have "streaked" through my house from my bathroom to the laundry room on the opposite end of the house....and passed a whole bunch of windows doing it.

What happened to "your home is your castle"?

If found guilty...he will have to register as a sex offender.

I hope he sues the woman, and the police!!




Geez! I guess i should invest in some curtains myself then! What a bunch of bullshit!
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2009, 01:12:03 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 01:03:47 PM
I never heard such jalousie puns.


Aw, that hurt.   :bawl:  Is it sill worth it to try again?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2009, 01:57:49 PM »
This entire thread is putty sick, if ya ask me.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2009, 02:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 23, 2009, 01:57:49 PM
This entire thread is putty sick, if ya ask me.

Naw, just various shades of grey. 
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 02:40:07 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 02:19:42 PM
Naw, just various shades of grey. 

I thought it was clear as glass....
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 02:46:54 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 02:40:07 PM
I thought it was clear as glass....

Well you can think that if you want, but it looks pretty tinted to me.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2009, 02:47:52 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 02:46:54 PM
Well you can think that if you want, but it looks pretty tinted to me.


a whiter shade of pale?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kit
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2009, 02:49:07 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 02:47:52 PM

a whiter shade of pale?

Why not a paler shade of white?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kit
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2009, 02:51:16 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 23, 2009, 02:49:07 PM
Why not a paler shade of white?

perhaps a beige rather than a tan?
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2009, 02:53:51 PM »
People who live in glass houses shouldn't grow bones.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2009, 02:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 23, 2009, 02:53:51 PM
People who live in glass houses shouldn't grow bones.
:rofl: Okay, you win.
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2009, 02:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 23, 2009, 02:53:51 PM
People who live in glass houses shouldn't grow bones.

In that case....must turn down the AC....
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Re: Virginia Man Charged With Indecent Exposure After Making Coffee Naked in Kitchen
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2009, 03:05:36 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 02:59:44 PM
In that case....must turn down the AC....

Or get a better seal. 
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