TOP DUmmie (Primitive) OF 2009: greenbriar

[franksolich]

01. greenbriar, known only as the greenbriar primitive, a les risibles primitive.

There have been requests to demote the greenbriar primitive from a les risibles primitive, one of the ridiculous ones, the laughable ones, down to a drek primitive, the absolutely most worthless primitive.

There are currently only four drek primitives; the skumbag primitive, the Die alte Sau the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the high-fructose corn syrup primitive, and Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus.

It's a pretty tiny elite group, the drek primitives.

Of course, anyone is free to classify any primitive in any of the tierdoms--non-primitive, first-tier primitive, second-tier primitive, third-tier primitive, the unterprimitiven the faceless lynch mob, the abbanado primitives, the les risibles primitives, and the drek primitives.

But I myself am loathe to demote the greenbriar primitive.

Imagine the tiers of primitives as being the rungs on a 12' ladder that extends to 24'.

Extend the ladder.

The top rung is the non-primitives, the second rung the first-tier primitives, and so on down.

When one comes to the seventh, the next-to-the-last rung, suddenly there's no more rungs until clear to the bottom of the ladder, the last rung being the drek primitives.

That's quite a gulf, between the sixth rung, and the seventh.

The drek primitives are those who dwell Beyond the Pale of Humanity.

If their comments accurately reflect their beings and thoughts in real life, the skumbag primitive, the Die alte Sau, the high-fructose corn syrup primitive, and Ms. Ed the unappellated eohippus, are truly putrid gangrenous feces, beyond the reach of any human (or pharmaceutical) agency, whom only God can help; pure Evil.

I don't think the greenbriar primitive is beyond redemption.

The greenbriar's path to redemption is remarkably easy; all she has to do is apologize to God for having been such a vain, silly, vindictive woman.  She does not have to apologize to her fellow primitives on Skins's island, she does not have to apologize to those she has slandered, she does not have to apologize to decent and civilized people.

All she has to do is apologize to God, in a private, confidential conversation.

If the greenbriar primitive is truly sincere in that apology to God, it makes things better for her, and its effects will be noticed by all, the greenbriar primitive becoming a useful, content, fulfilled, contributor to humanity.

It seems to me that unlike the drek primitives, the greenbriar primitive is not beyond salvage.

[franksolich]

The greenbriar primitive--not to be confused with the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, who is half a generation older--is in her mid-40s, a teacher of social studies to 8th-graders in Wichita, Kansas.  The greenbriar primitive is paid circa $58,000 per year.

The greenbriar primitive is married, the husband vision-impaired, with one child, a daughter who this year turned 18 and moved in with her grandmother.  And as in the case of the Last Vegas Leviathan, the gigantic primitive, there is a "roommate" in the household, apparently a good buddy of the greenbriar primitive's husband, and ostensibly a freeloading bum.

The above statistical information provided by the winner herself.

The greenbriar primitive has always been inconsistent in describing her husband, who is either a raging rampaging drunk who beats her, or an affectionate, caring gentleman who caters to her every whim and desire; this issue yo-yos violently back and forth, as if a tennis ball.

The first is from New Year's Eve 2008; all others below are from 2009:

the greenbriar primitive has plans for New Year's Eve:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,19984.0/

the greenbriar primitive celebrates New Year's Day at the jail:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,20113.0/

the greenbriar primitive holding her breath:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,20827.0/

the greenbriar primitive books a cruise:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,22123.0/

the greenbriar primitive's husband has a drinking problem:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,22243.0/

the greenbriar primitive's daughter joins the U.S. Army:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,22351.0/

the greenbriar primitive helps her husband take freeloadng bum to the hospital:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,26195.0/

the greenbriar primitive dismissed from jury duty:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,27516.0/

the greenbriar primitive asks about John Brown:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28383.0/

the greenbriar primitive's daughter moves out:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,29920.0/

the greenbriar primitive's daughter still moving out:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,29972.0/

the greenbriar primitive has to go to the doctor:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30178.0/

the greenbriar primitive plans romancing her husband:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30372.0/

the greenbriar primitive wants to get automobile for daughter:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30486.0/

the greenbriar primitive defends some dead rock star:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30742.0/

the greenbriar primitive having a garage sale:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30778.0/

the greenbriar primitive gives away her garage sale leftovers:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30854.0/

the greenbriar primitive has money:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30860.0/

the greenbriar primitive surviving hard times:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30909.0/

the greenbriar primitive says "string them up":

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31033.0/

the greenbriar primitive wants her daughter to love her:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31040.0/

the greenbriar primitive belches:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31240.0/

note: alas, the original topic of the above thread was lost, a literary masterwork by GOBUCKS, when franksolich, meaning to quote GOBUCKS, modified GOBUCKS instead.

the greenbriar primitive misses her fellow primitives:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31481.0/

the greenbriar primitive loathes Vast Teddy's education bill:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31526.0/

the greenbriar primitive gloats about her health insurance:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31586.0/

the greenbriar primitive calls her health insurance company:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31596.0/

the greenbriar primitive upset she didn't get ill earlier:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31835.0/

the greenbriar primitive believes worst is over:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32010.0/

the greenbriar primitive can't get colon moving again:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32231.0/

the greenbriar primitive's sister just about dies:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32657.0/

the greenbriar primitive not giving any:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32949.0/

a scary time for the greenbriar primitive:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33039.0/

the greenbriar primitive wants to throw freeloading bum out onto the streets:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33247.0/

the greenbriar primitive wants to throw freeloading bum out of the house:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33518.0/

the greenbriar primitive doesn't like new cigarettes:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33931.0/

the greenbriar primitive careful to not push beliefs:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34183.0/

freeloading bum in greenbriar primitive's house gets a job:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34234.0/

the greenbriar primitive celebrates twenty years of wedded bliss:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34267.0/

Tangerine LaBamba  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 01:01 AM
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3. That's a wonderful idea -
   
watch those $800 bar bills, though. The economy isn't that solid these days.

Ah, the joy of all those years of joy. What a wonderful celebration for you both! Will your daughter go with you to share in the festivities?

the greenbriar primitive doesn't want to pay hospital bill:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34474.0/

the greenbriar primitive suffers from insomnia:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34995.0/

the greenbriar primitive finds her students getting dumber:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35098.0/

the greenbriar primitive wants Benito Bo to visit her classroom:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35445.0/

the greenbriar primitive describes an anti-tea party in Wichita:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35486.0/

the greenbriar primitive misspells:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35920.0/

the greenbriar primitive sensitive about her orthography:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36060.0/

the greenbriar primitive almost killed in laundromat:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36607.0/

the greenbriar primitive alleges her cerebral capacity:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36745.0/

the greenbriar primitive gets birthday present:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36917.0/

the greenbriar primitive describes Thanksgiving feast for teachers:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36961.0/

the greenbriar primitive gets out of the hospital:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37341.0/

the greenbriar primitive alleges to be non-prevaricating:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37920.0/

the greenbriar primitive undergoes more chemotherapy for Krohn's disease:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38156.0/

the greenbriar primitive exhausted:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38360.0/

the greenbriar primitive wishes us all a Happy New Year:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38494.0/

[franksolich]

Finally, in case no one bothered clicking on the links above:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34167.0/

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6616922

greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:42 PM
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Original message
 
Just when you think all decency is lost in this younger generation something changes your mind...see

I teach 8th graders

Today we were discussing the "middle passage" and reality as a slave and we got very graphic and detailed.

Now...before we go any further...this particular class has a bunch of "personalities" and about 5 kids get really irritated.

Today one black girl raised her hand and stated the following:

Mrs. Greenbriar, I don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything but I think I would rather have lived then. I know I would have been a slave but At least people had respect and values and morals and did not act like fools or idiots...

WOW

I told her well XXX that would have put us on different sides, she said no Mrs. Greenbriar, I feel you would have been one of those slave owners that would have risked everything to teach us to read and write and better our lives

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:52 PM
Response to Reply #4
 
6. Honor?

Slaves had honor?

What books are you using in that course?

proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-25-09 11:27 PM
#19 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #36
 
65. No they weren't  

My grandmother's family owned slaves and treated them pretty well (well, except for the whole slave thing LOL)

Seriously, my grandmother used to tell lots of stories about her grandparents and how angry they got at other slave owners who whipped their slaves. She was very proud of how well her grandfather treated his 'people' - they never called them slaves.

So sayeth the Die alte Sau, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher (not to be confused with the greenbriar primitive; the Die alte Sau's somewhat older); the one with aunts who are nuns who wanted birth control and abortion.

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:52 PM
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5. A fifth-grade girl talking like that?

Choosing slavery?

A black girl, eleven or twelve years old, in America, told you that she'd prefer to have lived as a slave because today's culture is too crass for her?

Who are her parents, and what has she been taught about slavery? Does she know exactly what it was? What it entailed?

I'm sure you would have been a most benevolent slave owner, Mrs. Greenbriar, but I have trouble believing that any child with a functioning brain would make that choice.

Or even talk like that......................................

greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:55 PM
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #5
 
9. can you not read 8th grade and we were not using books today, we were having candid discussions and breaking myths and being honest

I did not say that she was right, I just said that was how she felt

really I think it is more of a reaction to the asshole kids that tease her and act like fools in school

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:02 PM
Response to Reply #9
 
12. Eighth!

I read "fifth" These new glasses, I swear. My mistake, my apology.

That makes it even worse Why one earth would a normal eighth-grader girl believe that slavery was a favorable option to her life today?

You might have included that last line in your OP, rather than the self-serving praise you included. If the girl's that unhappy, that she articulates her preference for slavery as a way of life, she needs to be seeing a counselor and getting some help - not being used as a vehicle for praise of some twisted kind on a message board.

Instead of citing her comment as a prelude to what a fine slave owner you would have been, you should have been making arrangements for someone to talk with that child, since a comment like that sounds far too much like depression talking, and bullying is not anything to be taken lightly................

greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:07 PM
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #12
 
18. well, my number one fan...I did go talk to the counselor after class

so take all your concern away

and I know what I am doing...I just felt that she in addition to being upset (again that class is pretty much the shits)

she has honor inside is striving to be more than many

Luminous Animal  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:57 PM
Response to Original message
 
10. Haha! And you take it as a compliment that you would have bee a good slave owner.

Unbelievable.

greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 09:59 PM
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #10
 
11. that is NOT what was implied

jesus can you guys not read and then read between the lines...

she was saying that from me she gets the courage to speak her mind and look to bigger and better things

god dang sometimes I don't know why I even try with you people

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:05 PM
Response to Reply #11
 
16. You wrote it very plainly - there was nothing to "get."

What a fine slave owner you would have been, Mrs. Greenbriar. That doesn't take much reading between the lines, except the Subject LIne on your OP was heralding the statement this kid made.

Are you nuts?

You are establishing a pattern of posting half-stories, half-truths, and then taking umbrage when people point out the great big holes and fallacies in your tales.

Your second sentence here fits with this first - more "I am so wonderful" stuff that completely disregards the fact that this is a kid in trouble, if what you're telling about her is true. Bullying, depression, and the wish to live as a slave instead of where she is today.

You're lucky to have us people to show us what you're doing - we shine a nice honest light on your stories, and force out the truth, which is rarely pretty....................................

Name removed (0 posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:09 PM
#18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #16
 
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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:11 PM
Response to Reply #19
 
20. Nice - That's the kind of temperament you dream of finding in a teacher. The openness, the willingness, the ability to transmit an idea, the ability to explain, clarify, and discuss.

The truth hurts, eh?

Name removed (0 posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:15 PM
#18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:19 PM
Response to Reply #21
 
22. Still nice - lovely.

And your self-serving OP, the one that had that poor kid painting you as a potentially kind and benevolent slave owner, along with the title - that you found some kind of cheery hope in the idea that a troubled black kid wished she were living when slavery still abounded - is completely unbelievable.................................

greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:22 PM
TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #22

23. oh before I put you on ignore please feel free to correct my grammar spelling and punctuation ect...

and just know that I did not tell you the plan that the counselor and I talked about and the discussion we had with said student together

I just wanted to relay that this girl sees the bigger picture and is going to do great things in her life!

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-23-09 10:27 PM
Response to Reply #23
 
24. "etc"

Not "ect."

You would have been so better served if you'd told the story about the counselor and getting help for that girl instead of bleating about what a kind slave owner she thought you would have been..................

proud2BlibKansan  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-25-09 11:35 PM
#19 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #20

67. I don't know why we teachers even bother here  

Maybe if you don't spend time with kids like we do you just don't get it. They say some odd things. They are kids.

MadBadger  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-24-09 09:13 PM
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29. As a member of the generation who was just shitted on, I'm not exactly sure what to say.

being that we lack decency and all.

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-24-09 09:36 PM
Response to Reply #29
 
31. Oh, SHUT UP!!!!

You probably would have been one of those REALLY MEAN slave owners, and not one of the REALLY NICE ones.

Yes, it's wonderful to be admired by your black student who wishes she could be a slave because the world was so nice and civil during those days, and everyone would be less violent and better-mannered, and, did I mention that the OP was told by that poor girl that the girl thought the OP would have been a really wonderful slave owner?

No need - until you're called on it by a poster who has your number - to mention, after it's been brought up by others, that, sure, the girl is in trouble, sure, the kid needs help, sure, the girl is being bullied and harassed, but, hey, she pines for the chains of slavery and is sure that greenbriar would have been kind to her - maybe even letting her learn to read!!!

This is really one of the absolutely dumbest, worst OPs I've ever seen on DU, but, fortunately, the good folks of DU saw through it, and put the focus where it should be - on that girl and the help she should be getting........................

Name removed (0 posts)      Thu Sep-24-09 09:38 PM
#18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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OmmmSweetOmmm  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-25-09 09:08 AM
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50. Your OP is so misguided and as a teacher, your lack of knowledge of the past is upsetting. Back when there was slavery, there was crime, debauchery, poverty, filth. There were no child labor laws. There was cursing and incivility and intolerance. Our country was born in violence and continued to be violent. The immoral genocide of Native Americans and of course slavery. The good old days really aren't the good old days when you draw back the curtain.

You were flattered about being called a "good" slave owner who would have risked everything to educate your slaves? Hmmmmm what would you have been risking? They would be your property, to do with what you wanted

All your OP pointed out to me is that the human race has not evolved and that because you were personally flattered by a sweet student, you had to let us know about that.

You missed an excellent teaching moment.

TicketyBoo  (1000+ posts)       Fri Sep-25-09 10:33 PM
Response to Reply #50
 
53. I believe there were laws against teaching slaves to read. Weren't there?

Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-25-09 10:47 PM
Response to Reply #53
 
55. But, you see, greenbriar would have been, according to her story, a wonderful and benevolent and civilly-disobedient slave owner who would have, of course, taught her slaves to read and to write.

You see, she would have been one of those really, really good slave owners. The ones who don't get much publicity because, well, they just didn't have the right PR firms representing them.

The idea that someone taught this kid that slavery wasn't so bad is deeply disturbing, but I'm now convinced that the story is fiction, so I'm no longer troubled about a poor kid so troubled that she would embrace the life of a slave. ..................................

maddezmom   (1000+ posts)        Sat Sep-26-09 03:06 AM
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76. locking at OP's request

[franksolich]

Someone who deserves the final word on the greenbriar primitive:

Which brings me, of course, to greenbriar, who has to win.  She's beyond the "idiot" designation, and would have to study to make it to the "cretin" category.  She's wrong about everything, lies about all if it, and then runs to the mods, whining that she's being picked on when people all land on her, telling her what an idiot she is.  

I, of course, got warned because of her, but I never responded - just quite DU, and a few months after I left, another friend, who was still posting at DU, let me know that I'd been tombstoned.  No explanation given.   Obviously, greenbriar is their baby, the shamed plagiarist who clearly begged to be reinstated after being banned for plagiarism; ain't nothing like a Prodigal Son (or Prodigal Greenbriar) to make a nerdy bunch of mods and administrators feel superior.  They're so inferior in so many ways, it's got to be exciting when they have a chance to welcome greenbriar back into the fold.

Of course, I have learned that it is not permitted to mention that greenbriar is a liar and a thief and a plagiarist.  That's clearly not done. Once the sins are forgiven, it's like they never happened.   Too many years of Catholic school, maybe?

One wonders how Tangerine LaBamba knew the greenbriar primitive was going to win TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=profile;u=862;sa=showPosts

[Chris_]

Exactly who I thought was going to win Frank. 

[thundley4]

Ah, Frank I love how you give Lady La Bamba a fitting tribute. 

[JakeStyle]

Ah, Frank I love how you give Lady La Bamba a fitting tribute. 

Dittos!  Good job, Frank!   

[Carl]

Bring all your friends to see Pam...bet they will get a hoot out of your idiocy.
Even the DUmp considers you a useless twit...that in and of itself is quite an honor but now you have reached the peak.
Look at a dollar bill (the one with Washington on it if you have any in your pocketbook that small) and turn it over.
You are the "eye" at the top of the Great Pyramid,the pinnacle,the tip of Everest.

We salute your idiocy that was displayed not just once or at one level but over and over again.

 

[Chris_]

Congrats to greenbriar

[LC EFA]

Exactly who I thought was going to win Frank. 

It was an easy deduction. No one as foul as her could fail to get a place in the top ten and all the other spots were occupied.

[formerlurker]

The slavery story alone cemented her a win.   

[The Village Idiot]

This is simply awesome Frank. She has deserved it if I do say so myself. May the cops jump out of her bushes, may she back into a laundromat, may her daughter capture Ossama bin Laden, may her taxes be lowered....

BTW- If her daughter is living with Grandma and has a new BF, did she ever really go to the Army?

I seem to remember, vaguely, a thread where some DUmmie was preparing a "special" meal for her hubby when he comes home and made it plain she expected to "get some".    does anyone remember that thread?

[Chris]

Congratulations, Rocky Dennis!

Thanks for all your hard work, Frank.  That was excellent.

[GOBUCKS]

So Pam Dawson has reached the pinnacle of DUmminess. The ultimate DUmp democrat. The standard of lunacy that other democrats can only hope to ever approach, soon to suffer untold abuse from her jealous fellow DUmbasses. You know, if she's from a democrat family, and if they had had amniocentesis technology before her birth, she would most certainly have been destroyed as a defective "clump of cells". This crowning achievement of her life would never have happened, and tonight bobbolink would be celebrating with a snifter of muscatel sitting on the dashboard.

[franksolich]

If her daughter is living with Grandma and has a new BF, did she ever really go to the Army?

I seem to remember, vaguely, a thread where some DUmmie was preparing a "special" meal for her hubby when he comes home and made it plain she expected to "get some".    does anyone remember that thread?

I dunno what happened with the daughter going into the Army; she had signed up when still in high school--the greenbriar primitive's husband gave her the permission--but perhaps her plans changed.  It's my understanding that that's an option--to opt out--if one's still pretty young when making the decision.

As for your second comment, yeah, that's in one of the links above.

[Chris]

That would be the "romance" thread, Floyd

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30372.0/

[franksolich]

So Pam Dawson has reached the pinnacle of DUmminess. The ultimate DUmp democrat. The standard of lunacy that other democrats can only hope to ever approach, soon to suffer untold abuse from her jealous fellow DUmbasses. You know, if she's from a democrat family, and if they had had amniocentesis technology before her birth, she would most certainly have been destroyed as a defective "clump of cells". This crowning achievement of her life would never have happened, and tonight bobbolink would be celebrating with a snifter of muscatel sitting on the dashboard.

Damn, you're good, sir.

Admirable.

[BadCat]

Congratulations Pammy...you're a danger to the children you "teach", and in general, a waste of oxygen.

[The Village Idiot]

That would be the "romance" thread, Floyd

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30372.0/

That was listed as "romance"??

Well no wonder I didn't put those two and two together.

[The Village Idiot]

from the cruise thread:

greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sun Mar-30-08 09:16 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. aside from the hubby drinking I had a blast
 love the hot tubs that hang out over the sea

on Freedom of the Seas

when we went to the Love and Marriage show, the newly wed couple admitted to having sex in the flow rider

I think I'm going to be sick.

[franksolich]

Anybody know if the primitives have seen this yet?

Part of the master plan was to put this up when the primitives were getting ready to do New Year's Eve, and hence too busy to notice.

[The Village Idiot]

Anybody know if the primitives have seen this yet?

Part of the master plan was to put this up when the primitives were getting ready to do New Year's Eve, and hence too busy to notice.

Their all stoned drunk at their Furry New Years Parties, Greenbriar is probably trying to get her hubby into bed for some recreation and the Rising Peanut Primitive is at the New Years Party hosted by the local postal workers union. Pitt is under the bar again, been there since yesterday though. Mythsage still hasn't finished the blockbuster timetraveling paranormal sex crime detective going rogue novel yet....

[Doc Savage]

Outstanding choice.  When I see her in Dillons I am going to ask for her autograph.  Hopefully she will sign "Top Primitive" when I ask her.

[Traveshamockery]

Great job, Mr. Solich.  I knew it would be Greenbrier.  She is very deserving of the (dis)honor. 

[mamacags]

Great job, Mr. Solich.  I knew it would be Greenbrier.  She is very deserving of the (dis)honor. 

Amen!