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Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07 Joanne98
« on: December 22, 2009, 04:51:32 PM »
07. Joanne98, known only as the Joanne98 primitive, a third-tier primitive.  The Joanne98 primitive, who hates her mother, is one of the three biggest apologists for the dictator Yugo Chavez of Venezuela, along with Doug's stupid ex-wife and the Judi Lynn primitive.

The Joanne98 primitive, like the kaput primitive (the "kpete" primitive) and the babbling sister primitive (the "Babylon Sister" primitive), demonstrates an abysmal lack of originality and imaginaton, in that she usually posts copy-and-pasted stuff, rather than her own thoughts.

I'm not sure--it's hard to tell the primitives apart, at times--but I think the Joanne98 primitive has a son who's done hard time, and she resents it.  Also, from subliminal hints in her comments, one reasonably suspects the Joanne98 primitive lacks healthy hygiene.

Ooops, as it turns out upon further research, the Joanne98 does indeed have a son who's done some hard time; this, from 2008:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,5038.0/

The Joanne98 primitive wants to outlaw "right wing":

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,21595.0/

The Joanne98 primitive upset with Democrat U.S. Senators:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28663.0/

The Joanne98 primitive stands with Bela Pelosi:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28715.0/

The Joanne98 primitive says game's over:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,29243.0/

The Joanne98 primitive gets her credit-card interest raised:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,29599.0/

The Joanne98 primitive trashes Wal-Mart medical care:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30042.0/

The Joanne98 primitive sees the problem:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30111.0/

The Joanne98 primitive reacts to assassination in Honduras:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30352.0/

The Joanne98 primitive finds racism in caricature:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31691.0/

The Joanne98 primitive picks up stories from conservativecave:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,31924.0/

The Joanne98 primitive broke, unemployed:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32359.0/

The Joanne98 primitive wants primitives to get guns:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32512.0/

The Joanne98 primitive needs to slap down:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32797.0/

The Joanne98 primitive finds it an inside job:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32820.0/

The Joanne98 primitive researches, and gets embarrassed by results:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32834.0/

The Joanne98 primitive says there's too many Republican cops:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33166.0/

The Joanne98 primitive discusses finger-losing incident:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33183.0/

The Joanne98 primitive threatens violence against Congress:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33589.0/

The Joanne98 primitive wants to set up shooting clubs only for liberals:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33576.0/

The Joanne98 primitive discusses police brutality:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34175.0/

The Joanne98 primitive discusses capitalism and violence:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34289.0/

The Joanne98 primitive says drug dealers would bury the body:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34296.0/

The Joanne98 primitive on cops:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34369.0/

The Joanne98 primitive says conservative men jealous of Benito Bo:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34558.0/

The Joanne98 primitive sees conspiracy in movie-ticket stubs:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34620.0/

The Joanne98 primitive blames Ronald Reagan for gangs:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34765.0/

The Joanne98 primitive has no respect for the law; gets jail time:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35026.0/

The Joanne98 primitive trashes Mexicans:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35871.0/

The Joanne98 primitive accuses news media of lying:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36026.0/

The Joanne98 primitive thinks it's a conspiracy:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37092.0/

The Joanne98 primitive bashes her mother:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38321.0/

« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 12:28:20 AM by franksolich »
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2009, 06:09:47 AM »
Glad this psycho hose beast made it.  I'd have put her higher up though.
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 06:12:38 AM »
Glad this psycho hose beast made it.  I'd have put her higher up though.

Well, with six more to go, there's still some surprises.

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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2009, 06:16:52 AM »
I haven't seen any of this stuff posted over at CU yet.  Planning on taking it there?
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2009, 06:36:34 AM »
I'm always confusing Joanne98 and eFerrari, they are so much alike.

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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2009, 11:26:19 AM »
I'm always confusing Joanne98 and eFerrari, they are so much alike.

Once upon a time, Beth was somewhat attractive.  I don't think that time ever existed for Joanne.
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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2009, 01:25:39 PM »
Its pretty amazing that a leftist who believes government should own us also has no respect at all for the law.

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Re: Top DUmmies (Primitives) of 2009: #07 Joanne98
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 12:32:46 AM »
Yugo Chavez - I like it!