Mr. Wiggum and I haven't completed concrete plans yet, but I figure hey, it's time to get going on the Top 10 DUmmies of 2008. I assume--and Mr. Wiggum can yell-and-scream at me if I've assumed wrongly--that this is going to be a multi-board event, the Top 10 DUmmies of 2008, that is, more than just here.
I'm going to use it to recruit from other places, such as freerepublic, as one has to become a member to nominate and to vote.
But time's running short, so let's get going.
This is for nominations only; one can nominate as many DUmmies or primitives as one wishes.
If I recall correctly, there's three threads involved--(a) this one, for nominations, (b) a second one, for votes (if one wishes to vote publicly, although there is the option of voting privately via personal message too), and then (c) the third thread, the masterpiece of Mr. Wiggum, with the winners of the Top 10 DUmmies of 2008.
This is for nominations only.
This year, all my nominations are for primitives I loathe.
In no particular order, but starting at the bottom of the cesspool, I nominate both the skumbag primitive, the IanDB1 primitive, and the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher, the Proud2BLib primitive.
I'm adamantly, fervently, pro-life and all that, but to be bluntly honest, I wouldn't have minded it if their mothers, when pregnant with these two primitives, had fallen down the stairs or something.
Out of 6,000 primitives, these two drek primitives--the only drek primitives, period--are the only primitives towards whom I feel this way.
Going up one tier, to the bottom-of-the-barrel primitives, I nominate Doug's ex-wife, the sfexpat2000 primitive, the Bostonian Drunkard, the William Pitt primitive, the sparkling husband primitive, the Husb2Sparkly primitive, El Stupido Supremo aka Pedro Picasso, the Atman primitive, and the lying titty primitive, the TomInTib primitive.
There's plenty to loathe and detest about these bottom-of-the-barrel primitives, but they do have the redeeming social value of providing decent and civilized people with much amusement.
Going up one tier further, to the unterprimitiven, the lynch mob, the faceless amorphous blob that is 99% of all primitives on Skins's island, I couldn't think of one.
So up one more step, to the third-tier primitives, the rabble-rousers, I nominate the lonestarnut primitive, the lonestarnot primitive, Sitting Bull, the Redstone primitive, and the kaput primitive, the kpete primitive.
I'm still not convinced the kaput primitive isn't a mole, but there you have it.
Then among the second-tier primitives, primitives who demonstrate promise of growth and maturity, again, I couldn't think of one. But I tend to like most second-tier primitives anyway.
No first-tier primitives.
No non-primitives, the highest tier on Skins's island.
Well, that's ten, and remember, one can nominate less than ten or more than ten.
I know, I know, I know--what about this primitive or that primitive? What about the greenbriar primitive, what about the subway cat the undergroundpanther primitive, what about the Obamaite cali primitive, &c., &c., &c.?
Although loathesome, they didn't have what it takes, to make franksolich more than mildly dislike them.
I also thought about the Swanson TV dinner primitive, the DavidSwanson primitive, and about that one primitive who did that one thing with Sarah Palin's infant--the name of that primitive now having flittered away from the memory--but I think the ten I selected are more than enough to get this "nomination" thing started.
Have at it, and Mr. Wiggum is free to yell-and-scream at me if I jumped the gun.
That happens sometimes.
