Mischief night is coming soon...his house should be toilet paper'd and egg'd. Hopefully enough that it will take until spring time to be cleaned. I wonder how funny he thinks that is.
Like I said, it's West Hollywierd. If you've never seen the Halloween Parade, you'd understand.
Case in point--about 10 years ago, KISS played at Dodger Stadium on Halloween night. Great show, Smashing Pumpkins opened for them IIRC.
Anyway, the friends we went with lived in Santa Monica (Mrs. Sparky and I lived in Hermosa Beach at the time), so we decided what the hell, take Sunset.
BIG mistake. Now while the actual parade is down Santa Monica Blvd., Sunset runs more or less parallel to Santa Monica and as such gets lots of the overflow, both cars and people. Couple that with the fact it's your basic weekend night (I think it was Saturday) and the clubs/bars/etc., on Sunset, you start to get the idea of what it was like.
It took THREE HOURS to get from the Sunset exit of the 101 to UCLA. THREE EFFIN HOURS.
KISS aparently wasn't too far behind us. Rumor had it the next morning they finally got fed up with the traffic, got OUT of their limo, STILL IN FULL MAKEUP, and WALKED the final six blocks to their hotel.
AND NOBODY NOTICED IT WAS THEM. This is the freak show that is West Hollywood. 365/24/7.
So seriously, this guy is probably a shoo-in for next mayor of WeHo. Seriously.